Can we get a Vbookie....

[kobe_bryant]

your ass never thought she might be a man?

i did even ducks PM'ed me saying her photos did

[Mixability]

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I finally figured out how she got so cross-eyed.

She must have been hit in the eye with her fiance's during the performance of what must be a staggering amount of blowjobs to pay for bringing her illegal ass across the border.

[kobe_bryant]

intense

[ChumpDumper]

These are pretty weak retirements.

I give Ga a a 2 and TPark a 4 -- up from 3 since he got in that last poker post.

The best retirements must be in their own thread and contain a self-righteous manifesto about what makes a good message board, detailing the poster's many humiliations and persecutions, naming names and telling those posters he/she hopes they're happy. Parting shots at Kori and LJ for not intervening and letting the board go to are manditory; digs at mods are nothing special.

[Mixability]

I never had anything against Ga a, mostly because I had no part in the lesbo fiasco. But T Pork on the otherhand is just a ing moron and I'm glad to see him go. Last time he ranted on about , he blamed it on the fact that his fiance/cousin had just passed away. Must suck to lose a relative and lover simultaneously.

[j-6]

Damn. I can't find my Ga a milk carton jpeg.

[kobe_bryant]

be easy

no good at laughing at death

[Mixability]

be easy

no good at laughing at death

I still call bull on the whole thing.

If he did lose his fiance, he wouldn't have confused his cousin for her. If the person was THAT important to you that you need to at people on a forum on their behalf, at least remember HOW you knew them.

[kobe_bryant]

might be true.

a will always be a

[Mixability]

T Pork's dumbass has been 1Billups1-ing the NFL and NBA forums all day today. His ass is just probably too scared to come in the club anymore, just like he's terrified about what the Troll forum would do to him.

[Guru of Nothing]

Does anyone else sprinkle salt on Apples?

It's the only way I can eat them.

[NorCal510]

T Pork's dumbass has been 1Billups1-ing the NFL and NBA forums all day today. His ass is just probably too scared to come in the club anymore, just like he's terrified about what the Troll forum would do to him.

[AlamoSpursFan]

I finally figured out how she got so cross-eyed.

She must have been hit in the eye with her fiance's during the performance of what must be a staggering amount of blowjobs to pay for bringing her illegal ass across the border.

Keep in mind, JB, that for some of the married (or formerly married) posters on the board, ONE might be a staggering amount of blowjobs...



I'm...uhhh...not referring to myself, of course...I, like Andrew "Dice" Clay, get blown all the time...byyyyyyyyy...uhhhhhhhhh....Morgan Fairchild! Yeah, that's the ticket!

[kobe_bryant]

Does anyone else sprinkle salt on Apples?

It's the only way I can eat them.

yep and watermelon try it