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It would kinda be hard for me to go into work since my job is in California.
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.Dude, I've been telecommuting for over 12 years now. I'm a pioneer!
My salary goes directly to my husbands student loans aka my second mortgage.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What in the world is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my butt coming into work today."
It would kinda be hard for me to go into work since my job is in California.
Commander....I'm retired also. Mine and the wife's job is to count cars going down the street. I count the even ones and she counts the odd ones. The other day she went to visit her mother. I had to count all of them. I was exhausted.
I love my real job... it's the part-time job that gets wearisome at times...
And I'm at it for a full-shift today so that I can get off on Friday.
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