Farmer raped by bull

[Mr. Peabody]

now we are gonna have a bunch of "bovinesexuals" wanting to get married and .

I am tired of them trying to spread their bovinesexual agenda.

[ShoogarBear]

Not to mention their bovinesexual milk, cream, and cheese.

[Sense]

That's just about as bad as this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaCpngzMjGE

Isn't that the midget from slomo's sig?

hahaha hilarious.

[George W Bush]

I had a bull once,
at my ranch in Crawford, TX.

Similar situation,

He once took advantage of me,
from my backside,
while I was doin' what me and my daddy like to call, "hard work",
clearin' brush.

I'll never forget it,
I thought it was Laura at first,
but after a couple of "moos"...,
I knew I was in a new state of terra.

Laura took care of me, by the way,
seeing as how my bottom
was very sore from my sexual encounter with the toro.

I guess he saw a piece of my red "Tabasco" boxers stickin'
out my backside and I became his target.

So, I decided to start a new program called "No Farmer Left behind"
to thwart all cattle from their vicious attacks on American farmers
behinds.

So that we can fight them over there, where they come from,
Ethiopia,
so we don't have to fight them over here.

America, Stay on alert!
They hate us for our farming.

I'm George W Bush and I approve this message.