Ring reminds men of anniversary

[TheSanityAnnex]

Please find something new to obsess over.

Please change your ways so I can find something new to obsess over.

[CuckingFunt]

Please change your ways so I can find something new to obsess over.

Um... no. It's not my problem you can't help yourself.

[TheSanityAnnex]

And it's not my problem you can't keep your tendencies that trickle from your brain to your fingers to your keyboard.

[CuckingFunt]

And it's not my problem you can't keep your tendencies that trickle from your brain to your fingers to your keyboard.

You are, or at least should be, in full control of whether or not you give a . So, why do you?

[TheSanityAnnex]

So, why do you?

I had the pleasure of reading your 50 rebuttals on how you weren't a .

[CuckingFunt]

I had the pleasure of reading your 50 rebuttals on how you weren't a .

Don't lets be silly. You cared LONG before withqueso came along.

[TheSanityAnnex]

You cared LONG before withqueso came along.

No , that's why I'm still at it.

[slayermin]

GPS pet collars and now this. The world has certainly changed in the last 15 years.

[CuckingFunt]

No , that's why I'm still at it.

I'm flattered, but not interested.

[TheSanityAnnex]

I'm flattered, but not interested.

Simple solution.................
























































stop replying.

[CuckingFunt]

Simple solution.................

stop replying.

Solution to what? I'm not trying to prove anything.

[TheSanityAnnex]

You said you are not interested no?

[CuckingFunt]

You said you are not interested no?

No, I'm not.

But since I haven't instigated ANY of this exchange, or the various other exchanges regarding my "ways," I don't see how my choosing whether or not to respond will have any bearing on your fixation with me.

So, again, what is my ignoring you supposed to solve?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Anyways E ..........I'm going to enjoy my three day weekend and dismiss myself from the message board.


Don't let me stop you from enjoying your weekend pretending your are not a .































P.S.- Try not to post here on weekend nights.............it's a dead give away that you have no life, are not as cool as you pretend, and are truly not a .

[CuckingFunt]

P.S.- Try not to post here on weekend nights.............it's a dead give away that you have no life, are not as cool as you pretend, and are truly not a .

Oh, heavens! Sanity thinks I have no life. Pardon me while I cry my wittle heart out.

I'm not the one who can't stop focusing on whether or not someone I don't even know pretends to be a on a message board.

[TheSanityAnnex]

I'm not the one who can't stop focusing on whether or not someone I don't even know pretends to be a on a message board.

I only focus 1% of my posts to your online fest.

You focus 80% of yours to your online fest.

80% /20% funt

[Mrs.Jimcs50]

I do not even wear any ring.....

I never forget any special occasions....especially a wedding anniversary.

Any husband that forgets one will only forget once, in all likelihood.

.. yep. You never forgot that little lesson did you?

[conqueso]

A ring that heats up could be both the reminder AND the present.

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This is a story about two trolls, one named CuckingFunt, the other withcheese. CuckingFunt turned to withcheese one day and said:

I don't act like a .

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...&postcount=165

Withcheese was astounded. Vexed. Flummoxed. He could not believe that CuckingFunt had actually said those words. So he replied:

you might not be actively TRYING to act ty, it might not be your gimik or your shtick or whatever, but you absolutely cannot deny that gratuitous sexuality and lewd, lacivious, lisentiousness is slathered all over your online iden y.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...&postcount=171

CuckingFunt took exception to this and replied:

lewd behavior DOES NOT EQUAL .

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...&postcount=197

But withcheese knew she was wrong, so pulled out his pocket dictionary and looked up the following words, saying:

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q= &x=0&y=0

:

2. an immoral or dissolute woman

http://dictionary.reference.com/sea...ssolute&x=0&y=0

dissolute:

indifferent to moral restraints; given to immoral or improper conduct; licentious; dissipated.

http://dictionary.reference.com/sea...entious&x=0&y=0

licentious

1. sexually unrestrained; lascivious; libertine; lewd.

To review:

= dissolute woman
dissolute = licentious
licentious = lewd

therefore, = engaging in, among other things, lewd behavior
notice also the lascivious and licentious remarks i made about your behavior in the forum. those are ty too.

BUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...&postcount=202

CuckingFunt was not pleased. She did not like to be so clearly and evidently proven wrong about her conception of lewd behavior and tiness. CuckingFunt pretended as if withcheese had actually called her a , but he of course had not. Withcheese knows nothing about CuckingFunt and her sexual proclivities. He instead said she acts like a on ST, which in fact she does; her persona exudes tiness.

In a desperate attempt to combat withcheese's impenetrable argument, CuckingFunt said:

I don't act immoral or dissolute, therefore, I don't act like a . That's according the definitions that YOU posted. The definition of dissolute (which is where you get licentious and lewd) doesn't matter, because it ain't me.

Done.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...&postcount=238

But no, CuckingFunt was not done.

What she failed to realize was that just asserting that you aren't dissolute when the definition of the word in fact clearly delineates that some of your actions are dissolute is not very persuasive.

Withcheese pointed this out, then said:

i dont think your necessarily immoral, although plenty of the ty ass things youve said on this board are pretty suspect.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...&postcount=246

CuckingFunt could not leave well enough alone, and quickly retorted:

Find one.

Withcheese smiled, and alerted her to two items of interest:

I like sex. Love it, in fact. Dirty, kinky, perverted, rough, nasty sex. And I'll proudly shout it from the rooftops.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...&postcount=187

and

A ring that heats up could be both the reminder AND the present.

Withcheese then asked the rhetorical question, "Don't those things sound ty?" To which he only heard crickets chirping in response.

Withcheese was relentless in his pursuit of the truth, so he quoted one final dictionary definition, this one from the Oxford English Dictionary.

- "a woman of a low or loose character; a bold or impudent girl; a hussy, jade."

Withcheese finally turned to CuckingFunt and asked her "Now do you see why everyone thinks you act ty, regardless of whether or not you actually are a in real life?"

But CuckingFunt just had a glazed look in her eyes, appearing as if she had been ignoring withcheese the entire time. Perhaps she was deep in thought retroactively amending her arguments and rationales to mask all of the things that had been proven wrong, rearranging deck chairs on the anic. Or maybe she was trying to look just aloof enough to fool everyone into thinking that she really knew what was going on all along and just didn't care enough to respond with some real arguments.

CuckingFunt and withcheese parted ways after their exchange, the latter basking in the brilliance and marvel of his own achievements, the former quietly fuming over her bruised ego, furtively plotting her revenge....

[TheSanityAnnex]

The Funt has turned this into troll material!


Nice work .

[CuckingFunt]

The Funt has turned this into troll material!


Nice work .

Pardon me?

I turned it into troll material?

I don't think that's quite how it happened.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Pardon me?

Why, did that loose puss of yours quief again?

I turned it into troll material?

The moment you added your ty little comment this should have been moved to the troll forum. You do realize you are a marked E- and any time you make one of these comments someone will call you out on them.

I don't think that's quite how it happened.

And you also don't think you are a so what does that prove.

[CuckingFunt]

You do realize you are a marked E- and any time you make one of these comments someone will call you out on them.

From what I can tell, the moment I make ANY comment YOU will call me out. Not "someone." Just you.

So, again, since I still haven't gotten an answer, why the do you care?

[ToughActinTinactin]

I like this CuckingFunt.

[conqueso]

Pardon me?

I turned it into troll material?

I don't think that's quite how it happened.

Unfortunately, I think she's right. I trolled this one. She was just being herself; she doesn't know any better. I was the one who made an inappropriate troll post in the Club. And for that I am truly sorry. I think I may have to write another apology....