How many times a day do you wash your hands?

[SequSpur]

once...

when i take a shower.

[Eminem]

Whenever I ing want to.

[ShoogarBear]

Is that only when you use public restrooms? Or do you do that when you use the bathroom at home too?

Only for public restrooms.

At home, I use the gamma radiator.

I won't use public restrooms unless I completely cannot hold it in.

Another benefit of the upright method.

[ShoogarBear]

That is just way too funny.

Only the old dudes get it.

[THE SIXTH MAN]

When I come home from doing something, after the restroom, and before I eat.

[ATX Spur]

Speaking of public restrooms, while waiting in line in the bar bathroom(which was small; two urinals, two sinks and a stall) this weekend, some kid threw up all over the outside of the stall, on the back of some guy's legs, and all over the sink. Talk about projectile vomit...

He mumbled something about it being his 21st birthday right before the guy he puked on floored him with a right jab.

Holy crap. Nothing like getting laid out on your 21st.

[ToughActinTinactin]

After I release bodily fluids and before I eat.