Messed up

[Headon]

This mountain Dew induced johnsmith is giving me a major headache.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

At first I laughed at this joke, then I thought the same thing Johnny Blaze did, then I thought, "wait a second, if mouse picked up the soap, does that mean he was on the receiving end? And if so, does that mean he is actually the father"?

You've got to give Mouse credit, though.

Most people would have changed their material by now since their last paycheck as a comedian came in 1999... Not Mouse, though, that's what got him success as San Antonio's fourth-greatest comedian who had to give a blowjob to a Southside taco vendor in order to make the compe ion.

Maybe one day, he'll move up to third-greatest comedian who had to give a blowjob to a Southside taco vendor in order to make the compe ion.

[johnsmith]

You've got to give Mouse credit, though.

Most people would have changed their material by now since their last paycheck as a comedian came in 1999... Not Mouse, though, that's what got him success as San Antonio's fourth-greatest comedian who had to give a blowjob to a Southside taco vendor in order to make the compe ion.

Maybe one day, he'll move up to third-greatest comedian who had to give a blowjob to a Southside taco vendor in order to make the compe ion.

See guys, you laugh at jokes others made, not one's you made.

[Hooters Girl]

You've got to give Mouse credit, though.

Most people would have changed

What do you know about change? your people still use chop sticks

[Jimmy]

You've got to give Mouse credit, though.

Most people would have changed their material by now since their last paycheck as a comedian came in 1999... Not Mouse, though, that's what got him success as San Antonio's fourth-greatest comedian

Sounds like Johnny Blaze is challenging mouse to a laugh off?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What do you know about change? your people still use chop sticks

What do you know about change? I've seen you mow Kori's lawn in this exact suit.

[mouse]

Most people would have changed their material by now since their last paycheck as a comedian came in

I'm so sure if I look up the word Fresh in the dictonary your sweet and sour shirt folding yellow ass will be right there. , the last time you said something funny LJ still had a Beeper on his belt.

[Winston Wolf]

What do you know about change? I've seen you mow Kori's lawn in this exact suit.

That is just wrong!

[mouse]

What do you know about change? I've seen you mow Kori's lawn in this exact suit.

Why not? Both times I was in deep !

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Why not? Both times I was in deep !

If you had just cleaned it up after you on Kori's lawn, it wouldn't be so bad.

[SpursWoman]

Why not? Both times I was in deep !

[Big Worm]

That mouse is one ugly mo fo. JohnSmith you must have a deathwish Patna!

[IX_Equilibrium]

well that video was pointless.

[MannyIsGod]

This thread is good.

[mouse]

If you had just cleaned it up after you on Kori's lawn, it wouldn't be so bad.

Maybe I wouldn't have to so bad if you wouldn't had put so much MSG in that General Joe's chicken you made at Kori's GTG when your Johnny Yen ass almost burnt down her kitchen trying to Wok like a man.

[johnsmith]

well that video was pointless.

No, there was a point to it.

[Tampon]

No, there was a point to it.

Your really trying to Plug this video Brah!

[katyon6th]

Maybe I wouldn't have to so bad if you wouldn't had put so much MSG in that General Joe's chicken you made at Kori's GTG when your Johnny Yen ass almost burnt down her kitchen trying to Wok like a man.

Oh, that's good.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Maybe I wouldn't have to so bad if you wouldn't had put so much MSG in that General Joe's chicken you made at Kori's GTG when your Johnny Yen ass almost burnt down her kitchen trying to Wok like a man.

Just like Mouse.

Can't hold down food, can't hold down a job.

[mouse]

Just like Mouse.

Can't hold down food, can't hold down a job.

But I can still hold down your sisters head between my leggs.

[mouse]

What do you know about change? I've seen you mow Kori's lawn in this exact suit.

Trust me I want to change clothes, but everytime I go to the cleaners your pappy keeps telling me "no Ticky" "no shirty"

I have to go now, someone is coming up to the drive trough..........

[Gumby]

score so far.


JohnSmith 5

JohnnyBlaze 3

Mouse 1

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Trust me I want to change clothes, but everytime I go to the cleaners your pappy keeps telling me "no Ticky" "no shirty"

I have to go now, someone is coming up to the drive trough..........

Cleaning your dog's semen off your shirt is tough work.

[katyon6th]

johnsmith isn't really involved in this, how does he end up with 5 points? For starting the thread?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

johnsmith isn't really involved in this, how does he end up with 5 points? For starting the thread?

For putting a smile on your face.