Black stars record Bible

[Spurminator]

Once again something they lack would disqualify them

Indeed. Hooved feet and a trident.

[ShoogarBear]

Hence, the Mailman.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Bruce Bowen as the Plagues of Egypt, or at least the one that blocked out the sun and covered the entire land in darkness.

D-Wade as Lazarus-because no one can touch him for fear of something bad happening to them.

Tracy McGrady as Moses, because he leads his people out of the lottery/slavery but can't get them to the Promised Land. Also, when he came down from Space Mountain in Orlando and into Houston his back had aged considerably.

Larry Brown as King Herod, because who else would order the slaughter of the young?

Mike D'Antoni as Pharoah. When God took away the running game in the middle of the Red Sea he was screwed.

Robert Horry as Mesthusala.

[ShoogarBear]

Robert Horry as Mesthusala.

Sorry, Cliff Robinson.

[jman3000]

Bruce Bowen as the Plagues of Egypt, or at least the one that blocked out the sun and covered the entire land in darkness.

D-Wade as Lazarus-because no one can touch him for fear of something bad happening to them.

Tracy McGrady as Moses, because he leads his people out of the lottery/slavery but can't get them to the Promised Land. Also, when he came down from Space Mountain in Orlando and into Houston his back had aged considerably.

Larry Brown as King Herod, because who else would order the slaughter of the young?

Mike D'Antoni as Pharoah. When God took away the running game in the middle of the Red Sea he was screwed.

Robert Horry as Mesthusala.

[Solid D]

Sorry, Cliff Robinson.

Genesis 5:27 Altogether, Methuselah lived 969 years, and then he died.