Tim Duncan Releasees Decade of Pent Up Emotion (from The Onion)

[polandprzem]

Duncan still playing in Alamodome?

He was out of control slaming the cars door.


Unacceptable Tim unaccaptable

[cheguevara]

He didn't even say bye to the Coyote when he left the building. he has gone too far

[polandprzem]

Maybe it is because of the patches (?)\

[timvp]

This the same thing they wrote about David Robinson back in like 2001. They just switched the name to make it about Tim -- thus the Alamodome and church references.

Too bad timvp don't forget.

[Spurminator]

It does make more sense as a Robinson piece... The church reference, the non-cursing...

[AlamoSpursFan]

This the same thing they wrote about David Robinson back in like 2001. They just switched the name to make it about Tim -- thus the Alamodome and church references.

[LilMissSPURfect]

i had nuthin' else to do.......it was iiiiight

[Spurs Dynasty 21]

Duncan is my fav player, but it's still one of the funniest things I've read in a while

[mavs>spurs2]

Sounds about like him....lmao.

[trueD]

The first clue (for me) should have been the $140 worth of damage to his car.

I didn't realize the piece was a satire until the church girls came into the story

[RandomGuy]

Lame.

I think it would be funnier if they actually had him blowing up like Ron Artest on a month long bender.

Dumbass.

It was funny because it was satire. Probably a bit more sophistikal than you are used to.

[mattyc]

I love how he gave himself community service.

[KinksterforGov]

Pretty funny stuff!

[TDMVPDPOY]

this story sounded like what KG would do in the followin position...