Don't joke about stingrays!![]()
So what do you think Tim's tragic, season-ending "injury" will be? Knee? Ankle? Stingray attack?
Don't joke about stingrays!![]()
Spurs are 2-0 versus european lowly compe ion
0-2 versus real NBA compe ion...
A strangely lingering and unprecedented case of XBox Elbow.
There are no excuses.
This is the worst Spurteam ever.
It will finish 0-87, because preseason counts, but not against Euroteams, unless they have Javtokas on them, and we'd still lose then because he'd hold the entire Spurteam to zero points and no one else on his team would even have to suit up.
Nobody can argue with such impenetrable logic.
Clearly, the Spurs are the NBA's worst team.
Preseason is the ultimate gauge of team excellence.
Of course it is -- how else is the league going to figure out a team's Q rating for the coming season after all of the changes made during the summer. The preseason is there to ensure that officials know in which direction to tilt calls; that, and to aid them in figuring out ways to ultimately screw over the Mavericks.
But its a preseason game!!!---Spurs fan
They also are testing out the new technology that transmits rays into Yao's toe, causing it to become infected.
Uh... and?
Hey everybody. Louis2 was playing Rockets vs. Spurs on his PlayStation2 and the Rockets won 121-76.
HA HA HA HA HA
OK, Spurs fans, let's hear the excuses.
"It was a PlayStation game."
Yeah, typical.
They will kick your teams ass this weekend...
Oh wait:
"It's a preseason game!!!"----Spurs fan
Or better yet:
"It was a back to back"---Spurs Fan
This is a dumb thread, excuse my fellow Mavs fan. Spurs won like one pre-season last year and still won the division. I have to say though that Chicago looks pretty good going by their play at the beginning when all starters were on the floor for both teams. Save the smacktalk for Nov. 2. Wow, I just noticed all these emoticons -->![]()
Stop sucking on Yao's toe for a second and face reality. Houston MIGHT win this preseason game but you know damn well come playoff time Houston will be the same underachieving team.
Toronto is 5-0 in the pre-season. I guess by some people's logic, they are bound to win the le![]()
I just don't know how I'll recover if the Spurs lose a preseason game to the Rockets. In such a compe ive division, the zero games a loss would set the Spurs back could be critical.
they should just give away the championship during preseason considering how important it is
Don't make me get Nowitski on your ass..![]()
Wrong smiley.
Oh, wait.
The stationary bike smiley option isn't available, is it?
I didn't think about it like that. That sucks for me. But at least you have something to be happy about. This is the first time in a long time that the Rockets have a winning record. Be proud young man. Even if it is the preseason.
But what's your excuse going to be a couple weeks into the season?
"Old Man McGrady's back went out again and doctors still haven't been able to remedy Yao's inflamed vagina."
Here's to another great preseason in Clutch City and to repeating as a non-playoff team!!!
I'm surprised Louis2 has the time to post. You think he'd be knee-deep in pussy! Let's face it, Louis2 has got the goods.
Look at it this way... if the Rockets beat the Spurs in preseason...
... then even if Yao's toe and McGrady's back conspire to condemn Houston to another year of lottery ...
... and even if the Spurs go on to win their fourth le in the Duncan era...
... Louis2 will always be able to look back upon that preseason game for bragging rights. The Houston Rockets --> NBA Texas Preseason Champs 2006.
Mavs and Rockets fans don't understand because they would have switched teams by now.
I'm not sure you can classify anything Louis says as "logical." Does he make assinine comments driven by massive jealousy and a pathetic, nay depressing, inferiority complex? No question. But his comments are the an hesis of logical.
Oh and Louis, that means they are the opposite of logical. I don't mean to use big words around you. Then again, it's not like "an hesis" is a big word. But we are all aware that you are mentally challenged so I am willing to go the extra mile to ensure you understand.
Spurs big three, preseason stats (per 35 mpg):
Parker: 27.11 ppg, 8.22 apg, 1.23 spg, 3.8 rpg, 71% shooting
Duncan: 22.2 ppg, 4.49 apg, .81 spg, 10.1 rpg, 1.6 bpg, 68% shooting
Ginobili: 17.2 ppg, 5.98 apg, 1.81 spg, 3.6 rpg, 46% shooting
Talk about some scary-good statistics. Some might argue that these stats mean nothing because its preseason but since preseason "apparently" means everything then it looks like the Spurs may have the best trio of players ever assembled. And oh, BTW, their starting center is putting up some nice numbers too:
Oberto: 12.2 ppg, 2.87 apg, 1.67 spg, 11.1 rpg, 1.11 bpg, 63% shooting
Since we can base everything off the preseason then it looks like the Center position has been settled. Oberto is now the class of the leauge at Center - the perfect compliment to Duncan. These guys don't just look good, they look scary good. Who cares if it is only against preseason compe ion. Preseason counts baby! And since it counts the Spurs are all but assured of starting four All-Star players this season. I'll take it!
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