Well you got to remember Pelosi needs her hired help and Kennedy needs
to feel like he is the man again and Bush needs to keep his promise to
the Presidente of Mexico.
But you are right, bring on the illegals. Let the feast begin, again. Or should
I say still.
What the , let's just open all our borders, sea ports, and airports to
all who want to come. Have more social programs, raise the minimum
wage of all those working, pull all our troops from overseas and raise
taxes to pay off the national debt. Double Social Security payments,
free medical care for all, lower higher education fees, establish hate crime
laws for everyone, especially gays. Have special recruiting efforts to
get sexuals into the military, since they were discriminated against
for some many years. Have special promotion quotas for them, hold
special marriage ceremonies or better yet, ban marriage for heterosexuals.
Only same sex marriages would be allowed. Allow abortions up until the
ninth month. Have condoms, birth control pills at all schools and
available for all students at all grades. Dummy stuff for pre-K and K
to get them used to using them. Provide a clean safe environment so
kids can have sex and experiment in the schools.
Now wont this just make everyone feel better, knowing we are taking
care of all the important stuff in our part of the world.
Oh, Yes. Don't forget. Cars will be banned. Bicycles will be made
available to all who want them. Buses and trains will be available at
no cost to any citizen or non-citizen or at a very low cost.
All homes must be equipped with solar systems for heat, electricity
and heating of water, that is when water is available, because animals
get first crack at all water, it is only fair. We must not allow any
spring, river, creek or lake to go dry. No tree cutting will be allowed,
without special permission from the environmental agency.
Have I left anything out? Well global warming, but since no cars will
be allowed that should cut down on using bad old oil. Oh, did I mention
we will also ban the generation of electricity by any means except the
solar panels installed on your roof. All this at government expense you
understand. Oh, and everyone must work, to pay taxes, all your
money will be sent to the government and you will be given an allowance
for things the government deems necessary.
Oh, I know what I have said is ridiculous, but all the above have been
proposed or being proposed.