Forums and Fist Fights

[Leetonidas]

What time your dad get off of work?

Whenever your's gets tired.

[dirk4mvp]

Whenever your's gets tired.

Dude, my dad was in 'Nam. He don't get tired.

[Squid]

Dude, my dad was in 'Nam. He don't get tired.

I bet he leaves your ass pretty sore then.

[dirk4mvp]

I bet he leaves your ass pretty sore then.

ghey

[Squid]

ghey

Yes you and your father are.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

You'd win three out of three. I would never hit a girl.

ouch

[angel_luv]

ouch

Wow- I'm hostile today.

I could have been cute and said, " You'd win three out of three. I'd let you hit on me anytime."

Oops.

[King]

Man. Fiery. That stung.

[angel_luv]

Man. Fiery. That stung.

I kid. I kid.

[King]

The damage is already done. No turning back on that one.

[CoolArrow]

I heard that MomBear and LadySpur from Spurs Report want to kick all of your asses.

[Zombie]

I heard that MomBear and LadySpur from Spurs Report want to kick all of your asses.

I heartd they are the size of a b-52!

[Shaolin-Style]

I have no problems with anyone in San Antonio, especially not basketball fans or anyone on these forums( , no one knows me on these forums anyway despite me being around for years)

Here's a long outrageous story for you.

There was one time when I played this guy in Counterstrike and he actually asked me where I lived, I told him I lived in San Antonio but was vacationing in Virginia at the time. Come to find out he lived in Kingsport Tennessee. This guy was determined to prove I hacked, so he told me if I drove down to his place which was about 70 miles from where I was staying with relatives he would pay me 100 bucks if I beat him over a lan game.

Now normally people around those parts are huge rednecks who love to pick fights and prove they're better. That was in the back of my mind the whole time when I considered accepting the offer. I thought to myself after a while, "100 bucks to beat this newb, sounds good." The thought of him getting violent was still there though so I brought along a bat and borrowed my Mom's car.

So I drive down there with the directions the guy gives me, after 2 hours looking for this hick's house I finally find it...come to find out it's a trailer, a small, trashy one. Surprise surprise. Now I'm having somewhat second thoughts. I had my computer stuffed in my backseat, with a monitor just incase this guy didn't have an extra one to make an excuse, all my accessories, ect. I'm wondering if I'm gonna get robbed or attacked at this point. Now I can't walk up to the guy's door carrying a bat obviously, so I leave my window rolled down and stride on up and knock on the guys door.

So out comes these four guys, ones a tall skinny black guy, the other three are your typical white looking hick guys, one chubby, the other two relatively normal looking kids. So I say what's up, these other guys putting in cash too?

They give me this and stay silent kind of shaking their heads. Now I'm not one to brag but I'm a lot bigger built than these guys but there are four of them and those aren't my kind of odds despite having a martial arts background. Two maybe, three would be close, but four, especially with the black guy's reach would be pushing my luck.

They finally begin to lighten up and start talking, and we're talking games for a minute and finally the black guy who is apparently the guy who challenged me online tells me to go get my computer to hook up and I walk over to my car and I'm noticing two of the kids following me, the chubby white kid and the one with glasses somewhat close. This is it I said and I was thinking I would have to use that bat and probably go to jail tonight. Sure enough four eyes as soon as I open my car door suddenly peaks his head in and goes through my ash tray. I ask the guy what the is he doing, and he tells me he's looking for some gum. I tell him to get the out of my car right now. He basically continues searching and tells me to chill out. I grab the kid from behind by his throat and wrench him out of the car and shove him to the ground.

Right about then the two guys that were standing by the trailer start walking over and that's when I decide to make a point and kick the four eyes in the face as hard as I can while he's down. He's bleeding and screaming at this point, his glasses bent and cracked, crawling towards the trailer as the chubby white kid who came to the car is screaming at me and I tell him I'm not ing around with you losers, respect my property. That's when it all goes to , the chubby kid shoves me away and proceeds to dent my mom's car a little while giving me the finger, which pisses me to off since it is my mom's car. The other white kid holds me back from kicking his ass. About this time the black guy comes up from beside me and hits me in the side of the head, I elbow the white guy holding onto my shoulders in his side and he drops to one of his knees but seems to not fight back and I tackle the black guy and proceed to lay into him somewhat uneffectively since he has pretty big arms and can guard himself well.

Chubsy comes up behind and kicks me in the back. I gotta say that hurt, I get up and try to kick the guy in the nuts but don't have much luck, meanwhile the other white guy is just watching this go on despite me having hit him, while four eyes has apparently gone missing.

I knew I was about to lose this fight if I didn't do something, the black guy was starting to walk towards me so I shoved chubsy away, got out my keys clutched in my hand and they started backing away saying I'm a pussy for using a weapon.

I hop into my car and drive away right about then. Ended up with a busted nose, and bent glasses myself(i'm a four eyes too!), some bruises, sore knuckles and a chipped tooth.

I'm sure they'd have kicked my ass pretty bad if they seriously ganged up on me, irony had it I brought a bat for that specific reason but never had the sense to use it.

Believe it if you want, but that was one of the coolest yet scary online to reality encounters I've ever had. Too bad I lost money and some blood on it.

Chubsy managed to steal my old trackball mouse I found out later online when the one kid taunted me saying he'd call the cops if I don't come back to apoligize yadda yadda. I told him I'm not stupid, and informed him of how I owned him in real life and online. I blocked him on Steam and haven't had anything happen since.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

You realize there is no way you're coming out looking good from that story, don't you? First of all, I call bull , there is no way anybody is STUPID enough to drive 70 miles to play ing lan game just because you were dared to. However, just in case you are stupid enough, this excerpt alone makes you look like an ass

Now I'm not one to brag but I'm a lot bigger built than these guys but there are four of them and those aren't my kind of odds despite having a martial arts background. Two maybe, three would be close (pfff), but four, especially with the black guy's reach would be pushing my luck.

[Shaolin-Style]

You realize there is no way you're coming out looking good from that story, don't you? First of all, I call bull , there is no way anybody is STUPID enough to drive 70 miles to play ing lan game just because you were dared to. However, just in case you are stupid enough, this excerpt alone makes you look like an ass

Call bull if you want, I don't mind. I don't care if it makes me seem weak or not either.

It was for a little money, not much considering the gas, but still would have been fun if they were serious.

It was probably stupid of me, but it's boring up there and I was looking for something to do. I may have overreacted but the guy just didn't listen to me when I told him to off.

I've been in Martial arts for 14 years, I could just say I could have taken all of them, but that'd have been unrealistic no matter what. After fourteen years you can assume that's arrogance if you want, but I'm not gonna say I can't handle myself against one or two scrawny nerds at least.

[gospursgojas]

I have no problems with anyone in San Antonio, especially not basketball fans or anyone on these forums( , no one knows me on these forums anyway despite me being around for years)

Here's a long outrageous story for you.

There was one time when I played this guy in Counterstrike and he actually asked me where I lived, I told him I lived in San Antonio but was vacationing in Virginia at the time. Come to find out he lived in Kingsport Tennessee. This guy was determined to prove I hacked, so he told me if I drove down to his place which was about 70 miles from where I was staying with relatives he would pay me 100 bucks if I beat him over a lan game.

Now normally people around those parts are huge rednecks who love to pick fights and prove they're better. That was in the back of my mind the whole time when I considered accepting the offer. I thought to myself after a while, "100 bucks to beat this newb, sounds good." The thought of him getting violent was still there though so I brought along a bat and borrowed my Mom's car.

So I drive down there with the directions the guy gives me, after 2 hours looking for this hick's house I finally find it...come to find out it's a trailer, a small, trashy one. Surprise surprise. Now I'm having somewhat second thoughts. I had my computer stuffed in my backseat, with a monitor just incase this guy didn't have an extra one to make an excuse, all my accessories, ect. I'm wondering if I'm gonna get robbed or attacked at this point. Now I can't walk up to the guy's door carrying a bat obviously, so I leave my window rolled down and stride on up and knock on the guys door.

So out comes these four guys, ones a tall skinny black guy, the other three are your typical white looking hick guys, one chubby, the other two relatively normal looking kids. So I say what's up, these other guys putting in cash too?

They give me this and stay silent kind of shaking their heads. Now I'm not one to brag but I'm a lot bigger built than these guys but there are four of them and those aren't my kind of odds despite having a martial arts background. Two maybe, three would be close, but four, especially with the black guy's reach would be pushing my luck.

They finally begin to lighten up and start talking, and we're talking games for a minute and finally the black guy who is apparently the guy who challenged me online tells me to go get my computer to hook up and I walk over to my car and I'm noticing two of the kids following me, the chubby white kid and the one with glasses somewhat close. This is it I said and I was thinking I would have to use that bat and probably go to jail tonight. Sure enough four eyes as soon as I open my car door suddenly peaks his head in and goes through my ash tray. I ask the guy what the is he doing, and he tells me he's looking for some gum. I tell him to get the out of my car right now. He basically continues searching and tells me to chill out. I grab the kid from behind by his throat and wrench him out of the car and shove him to the ground.

Right about then the two guys that were standing by the trailer start walking over and that's when I decide to make a point and kick the four eyes in the face as hard as I can while he's down. He's bleeding and screaming at this point, his glasses bent and cracked, crawling towards the trailer as the chubby white kid who came to the car is screaming at me and I tell him I'm not ing around with you losers, respect my property. That's when it all goes to , the chubby kid shoves me away and proceeds to dent my mom's car a little while giving me the finger, which pisses me to off since it is my mom's car. The other white kid holds me back from kicking his ass. About this time the black guy comes up from beside me and hits me in the side of the head, I elbow the white guy holding onto my shoulders in his side and he drops to one of his knees but seems to not fight back and I tackle the black guy and proceed to lay into him somewhat uneffectively since he has pretty big arms and can guard himself well.

Chubsy comes up behind and kicks me in the back. I gotta say that hurt, I get up and try to kick the guy in the nuts but don't have much luck, meanwhile the other white guy is just watching this go on despite me having hit him, while four eyes has apparently gone missing.

I knew I was about to lose this fight if I didn't do something, the black guy was starting to walk towards me so I shoved chubsy away, got out my keys clutched in my hand and they started backing away saying I'm a pussy for using a weapon.

I hop into my car and drive away right about then. Ended up with a busted nose, and bent glasses myself(i'm a four eyes too!), some bruises, sore knuckles and a chipped tooth.

I'm sure they'd have kicked my ass pretty bad if they seriously ganged up on me, irony had it I brought a bat for that specific reason but never had the sense to use it.

Believe it if you want, but that was one of the coolest yet scary online to reality encounters I've ever had. Too bad I lost money and some blood on it.

Chubsy managed to steal my old trackball mouse I found out later online when the one kid taunted me saying he'd call the cops if I don't come back to apoligize yadda yadda. I told him I'm not stupid, and informed him of how I owned him in real life and online. I blocked him on Steam and haven't had anything happen since.

[angel_luv]

The damage is already done. No turning back on that one.

[Shaolin-Style]

lol, you didn't need to post an example, there's one in your avatar there already

[jman3000]

i used to pwn me some wolfenstein

[xcoriate]

bwhahahaha

cs is so 5 years ago

[jman3000]

i also uedto pwn me some smash brothers.

[Shaolin-Style]

Yeah I know, I don't play cs anymore hardly. No one would get into fights over cs today I'd say.

bf2142/psu/bully/godhand/svr2k7 are apart of my current slate.

[jman3000]

lol @ my handle being SpUrS when i played online games. tool!

[alamo50]

I came to San Antonio to kick Sequ's ass.
Instead we became friends.

[johnsmith]

I have no problems with anyone in San Antonio, especially not basketball fans or anyone on these forums( , no one knows me on these forums anyway despite me being around for years)

Here's a long outrageous story for you.

There was one time when I played this guy in Counterstrike and he actually asked me where I lived, I told him I lived in San Antonio but was vacationing in Virginia at the time. Come to find out he lived in Kingsport Tennessee. This guy was determined to prove I hacked, so he told me if I drove down to his place which was about 70 miles from where I was staying with relatives he would pay me 100 bucks if I beat him over a lan game.

Now normally people around those parts are huge rednecks who love to pick fights and prove they're better. That was in the back of my mind the whole time when I considered accepting the offer. I thought to myself after a while, "100 bucks to beat this newb, sounds good." The thought of him getting violent was still there though so I brought along a bat and borrowed my Mom's car.

So I drive down there with the directions the guy gives me, after 2 hours looking for this hick's house I finally find it...come to find out it's a trailer, a small, trashy one. Surprise surprise. Now I'm having somewhat second thoughts. I had my computer stuffed in my backseat, with a monitor just incase this guy didn't have an extra one to make an excuse, all my accessories, ect. I'm wondering if I'm gonna get robbed or attacked at this point. Now I can't walk up to the guy's door carrying a bat obviously, so I leave my window rolled down and stride on up and knock on the guys door.

So out comes these four guys, ones a tall skinny black guy, the other three are your typical white looking hick guys, one chubby, the other two relatively normal looking kids. So I say what's up, these other guys putting in cash too?

They give me this and stay silent kind of shaking their heads. Now I'm not one to brag but I'm a lot bigger built than these guys but there are four of them and those aren't my kind of odds despite having a martial arts background. Two maybe, three would be close, but four, especially with the black guy's reach would be pushing my luck.

They finally begin to lighten up and start talking, and we're talking games for a minute and finally the black guy who is apparently the guy who challenged me online tells me to go get my computer to hook up and I walk over to my car and I'm noticing two of the kids following me, the chubby white kid and the one with glasses somewhat close. This is it I said and I was thinking I would have to use that bat and probably go to jail tonight. Sure enough four eyes as soon as I open my car door suddenly peaks his head in and goes through my ash tray. I ask the guy what the is he doing, and he tells me he's looking for some gum. I tell him to get the out of my car right now. He basically continues searching and tells me to chill out. I grab the kid from behind by his throat and wrench him out of the car and shove him to the ground.

Right about then the two guys that were standing by the trailer start walking over and that's when I decide to make a point and kick the four eyes in the face as hard as I can while he's down. He's bleeding and screaming at this point, his glasses bent and cracked, crawling towards the trailer as the chubby white kid who came to the car is screaming at me and I tell him I'm not ing around with you losers, respect my property. That's when it all goes to , the chubby kid shoves me away and proceeds to dent my mom's car a little while giving me the finger, which pisses me to off since it is my mom's car. The other white kid holds me back from kicking his ass. About this time the black guy comes up from beside me and hits me in the side of the head, I elbow the white guy holding onto my shoulders in his side and he drops to one of his knees but seems to not fight back and I tackle the black guy and proceed to lay into him somewhat uneffectively since he has pretty big arms and can guard himself well.

Chubsy comes up behind and kicks me in the back. I gotta say that hurt, I get up and try to kick the guy in the nuts but don't have much luck, meanwhile the other white guy is just watching this go on despite me having hit him, while four eyes has apparently gone missing.

I knew I was about to lose this fight if I didn't do something, the black guy was starting to walk towards me so I shoved chubsy away, got out my keys clutched in my hand and they started backing away saying I'm a pussy for using a weapon.

I hop into my car and drive away right about then. Ended up with a busted nose, and bent glasses myself(i'm a four eyes too!), some bruises, sore knuckles and a chipped tooth.

I'm sure they'd have kicked my ass pretty bad if they seriously ganged up on me, irony had it I brought a bat for that specific reason but never had the sense to use it.

Believe it if you want, but that was one of the coolest yet scary online to reality encounters I've ever had. Too bad I lost money and some blood on it.

Chubsy managed to steal my old trackball mouse I found out later online when the one kid taunted me saying he'd call the cops if I don't come back to apoligize yadda yadda. I told him I'm not stupid, and informed him of how I owned him in real life and online. I blocked him on Steam and haven't had anything happen since.

This sounds like Uncle Rico.