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  1. #26
    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    That's burlesque, not stripping.

    You can tell it's art because the name is French.
    With its origins in nineteenth century music hall entertainments and vaudeville, in the early twentieth century Burlesque emerged as a populist blend of satire, performance art and adult entertainment, that featured strip tease and broad comedy acts that derived their name from the low comedy aspects of the literary genre known as burlesque.
    Q.E.D.

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    Porkland, Oregon has a few nice girls i see.

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Good lord. Can't even make a joke these days without someone shoving Wikipedia down your throat.

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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    Good lord. Can't even make a joke these days without someone shoving Wikipedia down your throat.
    Guess then I shouldn't go into the origins of the word coming from Spanish, Vulgar Latin and a dimuinative of Late Latin?

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Guess then I shouldn't go into the origins of the word coming from Spanish, Vulgar Latin and a dimuinative of Late Latin?
    Be my guest.

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    Someone wearing shoes like that is studying fashion design?
    Looks fashionable to me.

  7. #32
    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    I didn't even notice that she was wearing shoes.

  8. #33
    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    Wow, you weren't kidding when you said you were bored at work. Try making stick figure flip card animation of your boss being assaulted by a rhino. Helps me pass the time.

    But, I digress;

    American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source bur·lesque (br-lsk) Pronunciation Key
    n.
    A literary or dramatic work that ridicules a subject either by presenting a solemn subject in an undignified style or an inconsequential subject in a dignified style. See Synonyms at caricature.
    A ludicrous or mocking imitation; a travesty: The antics of the defense attorneys turned the trial into a burlesque of justice.
    A variety show characterized by broad ribald comedy, dancing, and striptease.

    v. bur·lesqued, bur·lesqu·ing, bur·lesques
    v. tr.
    To imitate mockingly or humorously: “always bringing junk... home, as if he were burlesquing his role as provider” (John Updike).

    v. intr.
    To use the methods or techniques of burlesque.


    [From French, comical, from Italian burlesco, from burla, joke, probably from Spanish, from Vulgar Latin *burrula, diminutive of Late Latin burrae, nonsense, from burra, wool.]
    bur·lesque adj.
    bur·lesquely adv.
    bur·lesquer n.
    The whole wool thing helps fulfill the TlongII thread requirements.

  9. #34
    Believe. Johnny Cakes's Avatar
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    Doesn't do it for me...

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    For Fredericks of Hollywood?

  11. #36
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Wow, you weren't kidding when you said you were bored at work. Try making stick figure flip card animation of your boss being assaulted by a rhino. Helps me pass the time.
    Have actually had a few silly little things come up, so I'm now moderately annoyed at work. Luckily I've got some errands to run and will have a legitimate reason to leave for an hour or two.

    The whole wool thing helps fulfill the TlongII thread requirements.
    Well, then, you managed to kill two birds.

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    Eh, Fuck It. easjer's Avatar
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    The setting is what really makes the photo for me. Clear heels on the hotel bathroom countertop with luggage rack artfully displayed in back. Very nice touch, tlong.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    The empty hangers connote man's inhumanity to man.

    And the laminate vanity connotes tlong's being a cheap john.

    I'll give her this, she's smart not to be on the bed, they never wash the comforters at Econo Lodge.

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    Eh, Fuck It. easjer's Avatar
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    That's how I spent my Friday morning...except I actually ed her.

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    You ain't mad spurs=bling's Avatar
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    Damn tlong you got him to go with you after the game????

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    Damn tlong you got him to go with you after the game????
    Nice one.

    That reminds me of a mouse photoshop circa 2002.

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    I come in Marklar. Marklar MM's Avatar
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    We need more pictures to fully evaluate the situation.

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    You ain't mad spurs=bling's Avatar
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    Nice one.

    That reminds me of a mouse photoshop circa 2002.
    I try.

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    Blonde Yet Smart 2Blonde's Avatar
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    I especially like the classy touch of leaving the tag showing through over the left butt cheek. It seems to to add a certain air of I shop at walmart to the whole photo shoot.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    tlong told her to leave the tag on so he could spray some Febreeze on the outfit and try to return it.

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    I don't think I can add anything. This thread is all used up.

    Like the box of tissues in front of tlong's computer.

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