"He looks FAT"

He IS FAT. Malik's got liquid upper arms and shoulders like a yo' big fat Mama. Looks like he tries to keep Malik's restaurants in business all by hizzelf.

Malik and Curry ought to have little signs on the back of their shorts:

CAUTION: WIDE LOAD

... but you couldn't read the signs because they would be bouncin' and jigglin' so much.