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see, i was right
i don't mind most of the spurs fans here even though i'm a mavs fan, cause they're usually good jokers
God you're ing re ed dude. It was a joke you stupid ass Mav/Suns homer. And for the love of God stop putting "indeed" at the end of your ing sentences you stupid turd sandwich.
see, i was right
i don't mind most of the spurs fans here even though i'm a mavs fan, cause they're usually good jokers
Don't worry about it. Amarelooms is the lamest troll to ever log into this forum.
Dip s, M'Benga has a black belt in Judo. Game over. Plus Damp and Diop to throw some heads too.
They don't call him "Nashty" for nothing... right? rofl
the kings would. we got artest, and he has connections.
Plus Terry would be running around punching everybody in the nuts. Game over. Mavs win.
You damn right. And Ginobili wouldn't even get touched. He'd fall down without getting hit.
Clever move by Ginobili. Save the nuts!
nuggets.
It's between the Nuggets, Pistons, Heat, Magic, and Blazers. I'd probably say Pistons last year, but since Ben left they'd probably lose out at the end.
who the would Prince or Hamilton beat? And rasheed would just when punches aren't going his way.
Indiana - because of S-Jax, he would kick everyone's ass.
- then here is O'Neal who could broke some bones.
Kings - because Artest is the beast.
I don't think Nuggets are in the top 5, beacause they are fightning like pussys.
What about the Bulls? They have Ben Wallace, Luol Deng, and Michael Sweetney.
You're an idiot. You think in a 12 on 12 scrap, that one dude can turn the tide? You've never been in a 12 on 12 scrap b4. The best fighter can only take out maybe 2-3 and often gets blindsided in the process. It's just how gang scraps go...
Shaq would destroy anyone in the NBA by just throwing himself at them, not to mention his arms are like tennis balls stacked on top of each other....Posey would slam a couple of people....Zo is a in animal....Walker isnt too weak himself....Payton will distract with his big ass mouth....and Wade is one strong mother er....Udonis doesnt give a who it is (look at the Jermaine O'Neal confrintation)...then you throw in the bench players like Simien, Barron and Doleac and thats pretty much a wrap. J-Will and D-Wright also might help.
I prefer giant .
Actually, the Spurs would win because Robert Horry would take a bite out of crime
I didn't mean just them. I was thinking on the whole teams.
And I'm not an idiot.
Two thoughts.
1. Couldn't you just go for the lower appendages against the Nuggets (knees, ankles, etc.)?
2. I'm shocked the Chris Childs troll has yet to post in this thread.
which teams (if anyone has a list of stats) are heaviest?
you should look for the winner in the top 5 or 10 teams
Remember this?
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...t=cold+toronto
Beno would feign an injury and then try to shank someone but would drop his shank into an opponent's hands. Pop calls a timeout and pulls Beno from the match. Oberto then takes blinding powder out from under his headband and throws it in someone's eyes. Horry takes advantage of the confusion and tosses his nemesis Tim Duncan out of the ring while Tim is not looking. While Duncan complains to the referee, Bruce Bowen takes advantage and proceeds to deliver his Flying-Leg-Kick-To-The-Face signature move to Barry, Bonner, Tony, and Elson, all in succession. THE CROWD GOES WILD!
Bowen, Butler, Finley, Oberto, and Manu are left in the ring. Manu goes crazy and starts to "pinball" off the ropes on all four sides of the ring and gains so much speed that he rockets himself out of the ring and into the 3rd row.
Bowen shadows finley so closely that Finley can't fight anyone and ends up elbowing Bruce in the temple, sending Bruce sprawling out of the ring. But as Bruce is falling, he grabs ahold of finleys jersey and takes him out, slapping him in the face as they fall.
The 2 heavyweights, Butler and Oberto, circle eachother. Butler starts doing some strange Sumo foot stomp and strips down to a stylized diaper, revealing massive rolls of fat, yelling "Yokozuna!" He charges at Oberto's ankles and Oberto jumps as high as he can over his adversary but only manages to clear Butler's out-stretched fingers before tripping and landing atop Butler.
As both men lie in the center of the ring, exhausted and motionless, a great primal, gypsy roar is heard from the tunnells in the AT&T center. The crowd looks and out from the bowels of the arena gallops the Slovenian Assasin. THE RETURN OF RASHO! Nesterovic picks up Butler with one hand and Oberto in the other and shouts, "Radoslav no like cold Toronto!" "Radoslav KILL!" and smashes together the two men who replaced him in the Spurs lineup. Bones and tissue splatter overyone in the fist ten rows. Children and women scream and fully grown men shield their eyes in horror.
After the match at the press conference a reporter asks Popovich if he'd known Rasho would show up.
Pop: "What a stupid question. We've never known when Rasho would show up. I guess the saying is true: It's always the quiet ones."
Dude, Robert Horry beat down space aliens in multiple movies AND was the heavyweight champion of the world. Spurs, easily.
I'm assuming this is a joke, but whatever. I have to admit, Udonis might bust some heads, but everyone else outside of Shaq is a punk. Just because Zo has muscles don't mean $h!t. He can't fight. Youtube yourself a fight between himself and 5 inches shorter 40 pounds lighter Larry Johnson. , neither of them could fight. You'll see 12 punches NONE landed. It was a really sad day for men everywhere. I never looked at him the same, no matter how hard he tried to act.
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