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the egg just got dropped into the boiling water.
the egg tells the water, be patient,it may take a few minutes for me to get hard, I just got laid by this chick........
Whats he got to do with it?JESUS ING CHRIST!
the egg just got dropped into the boiling water.
the egg tells the water, be patient,it may take a few minutes for me to get hard, I just got laid by this chick........
Why shouldn't you gamble in the jungle?
There are a lot of cheetahs.
Why do lions always eat raw meat?
They don't know how to cook!!!
what do you tell a woman that has two black eyes?
, i done told you twice.
Do you honestly think you're funny? I realize it's a "bad joke" thread, but that doesn't even approach funny. How much of that do you have stored up?
settle down, jekka. i realize you share feelings with manny which says little to me. the thread is labeled bad joke which it is. no need to "rise above". just drink your wine and blend in.
Yeah Man I want more of those jokes!
jekka says it's wrong so i guess i should stop.
this might only appeal to older people
what do you call three asians, a mexican, and three black people?
a sprinkler
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if you're offended, read the thread heading and grow up.
A girl has been sitting at a bar all night drinking by herself, the bartender notices this and he starts up a conversation with her.
The girl replys to the bar tender "Ugh, I blew chuncks last night, I feel terrible."
The bartender replies "Well, that's okay, everyone vomits once in a while."
The girl replies, " No, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog..."
Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.
One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it.
He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis."
The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day."
Guy goes to the doctor and says he has a sex problem.
"Doc, I can't get aroused when I'm with my wife."
Doc tells the guy to bring his wife in. Next day, guy brings his wife to the doc's office with him.
Doc asks the guy's wife to strip naked. She does.
He walks around looking her up and down.
Doc goes to the guy and whispers in his ear.
"There's nothing wrong with you, she doesn't get me hard, either."
A guy walks into a house with two dollars and tells the madam, "What can I get for these two dollars?" She replies, "There isn't much you can get for that but you can have your way with the dead hooker in room 2b." The guy thinks about it and finally agrees. "Sure, why not?" He gives her the two dollars and proceeds upstairs. He has his way with the dead hooker and after 20 minutes he finishes and comes back downstairs. The madame asks him, "So how was it?" He says, "It was great, but at the end her nose started to run. I found it kind of strange." She relies, "Oh, she must've been full."
a newly wed goes to her mother for advice because her new husband would not have sex with her.
Upon observing one nite as they go to bed the mother comes to her daughter with the following advice.
Before you go to bed take a bath in perfumed water, slid your robe off as you step into bed and lay next to your husband very close and rub against him....
As the daughter went to bed after following her mothers advice, she was ready. meanwhile the mother was looking to see the reaction of the husband and much to her surprise, she saw the husband raise his arm and put his hand down between her daughter's legs. at that point the mother knew her advice had worked.......
The next morning the daughter comes to her crying again, and the mother says to her but why..... I saw him put his hand between your legs...
the daughter says, no, no, mother, he was only getting his fingers wet to turn the page of the book he was reading............................
That's really bad, but so funny.
are "ethnic" jokes cool here?
A cat, a dog, and a penis are sitting around talking about how thier owners abuse them.
The cat says, "man, my owner makes me crap in a box full of sand.."
the dog's like, " that's nothing, my owner makes me get up and put a newspaper in my mouth to deliver personally to him.
the penis says, "well at least your master doesnt put a bag on your head and make you do pushups until you throw up.."
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