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  1. 02-16-2007 #26
    Johnny_Blaze_47
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    Quote Originally Posted by midgetonadonkey
    Maybe she is about to give birth to Jesus Jr.
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  2. 02-16-2007 #27
    TDMVPDPOY
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    double dip man
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  3. 02-16-2007 #28
    DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
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    Congratulations!
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  4. 02-16-2007 #29
    Johnny_Blaze_47
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdCoast
    wish i was, but im serious as a heart attack
    ...
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  5. 02-16-2007 #30
    Spurfect
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    how do you know it's someone elses baby and not yours?
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  6. 02-16-2007 #31
    Bigzax
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    sorry to hear it bro.

    now get off the crappy sad music and go listen to gangsta boogie by the ghetto boys.
    Last edited by Bigzax; 02-16-2007 at 08:21 PM.
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  7. 02-16-2007 #32
    Melmart1
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    Did you get a paternity test? How do you know it's not yours? Do you not your own girlfriend? I feel an appearance on Maury in your future...
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  8. 02-16-2007 #33
    3rdCoast
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    the tests have been done.

    its a stone cold fact

    she is pregnant with another mans kid.

    we are no longer together and i will now listen to journey and drink a 12 pack

    happy late valentines day
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  9. 02-16-2007 #34
    midgetonadonkey
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdCoast
    the tests have been done.

    its a stone cold fact

    she is pregnant with another mans kid.

    we are no longer together and i will now listen to journey and drink a 12 pack

    happy late valentines day
    I think you should loop Nazareth's Love Hurts instead of listening to Journey.
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  10. 02-16-2007 #35
    3rdCoast
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    Quote Originally Posted by midgetonadonkey
    I think you should loop Nazareth's Love Hurts instead of listening to Journey.
    think i just might do that

    mix in some styx and im good
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  11. 02-16-2007 #36
    3rdCoast
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    air supply is good as well
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  12. 02-16-2007 #37
    50 cent
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    what made you request a paternity test?

    because we all know it wasnt her idea.
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  13. 02-16-2007 #38
    midgetonadonkey
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdCoast
    air supply is good as well
    You should ask her how she could just make love out of nothing at all.
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  14. 02-16-2007 #39
    tsb2000
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    3rdcoast family pic:

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  15. 02-16-2007 #40
    MasterYoda
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    tap dat ass, i did.
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  16. 02-16-2007 #41
    angel_luv
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdCoast
    wish i was, but im serious as a heart attack

    I never know which threads to believe.


    But if you are serious... I am so sorry, what a betrayal! I'm sorry.
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  17. 02-16-2007 #42
    Trainwreck2100
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    don't forget foreigner
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  18. 02-16-2007 #43
    Louae
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdCoast
    --------------------------------------------------------------------


    but not with my kid


    god ing damnit to .






    you better get tested for STDs....
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  19. 02-16-2007 #44
    baseline bum
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    That sucks, but if it was me, I'd be happy as I wasn't bringing someone to this world that would mooch my disposable income and free time. If you were ready and wanting to be a father though, that's terrible. Of course, you have to kick the other guy's ass, since it's not acceptable to kick her's.
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  20. 02-16-2007 #45
    MannyIsGod
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    THe thread made it this far with no Maury gif?
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  21. 02-16-2007 #46
    midgetonadonkey
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    Quote Originally Posted by MannyIsGod
    THe thread made it this far with no Maury gif?
    Trainwreck is off of his game.
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  22. 02-16-2007 #47
    Melmart1
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    I mentioned Maury, just too lazy to go look for the .gif.
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  23. 02-16-2007 #48
    Trainwreck2100
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    Quote Originally Posted by midgetonadonkey
    Trainwreck is off of his game.

    bah the maury .gif was corrupted by the Mavs fan having it in his sig for so long.
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  24. 02-16-2007 #49
    Spurfect
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    ok umm.. she is PREGNANT, how in the world can they know who's baby it is yet if the baby is not even BORN yet to take the DNA tests?????
    What kind of tests were taken? I'm confused....
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  25. 02-16-2007 #50
    tlongII
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    Dude, you need to marry that chick and raise the baby as if it was your own.
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