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  1. #26
    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    I'm gonna call my shot right now...this Chris Hansen dude's gonna get busted for something along these lines himself. Maybe not online, but he'll have a suitcase full of kiddie porn headed through the airport one of these days. It's karma. It has to happen.


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    Stand-up philosopher CharlieMac's Avatar
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    I'm gonna call my shot right now...this Chris Hansen dude's gonna get busted for something along these lines himself. Maybe not online, but he'll have a suitcase full of kiddie porn headed through the airport one of these days. It's karma. It has to happen.

    It will be work related I'm sure.

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    Thats what she said TxJudsonRocketTx's Avatar
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    My favorite was the black church leader guy who came in and recognized the dude and was all "Oh I know what this was, I just wanted to see if it was real and test it thats all! Ok I'm gonna go now, I know what this was"

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    Optomistic but Realistic MrChug's Avatar
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    Hey man, as long as they're legal. And in TX that's 17. Don't forget it.

    Hate to say it, but as long as the social and moral decline of our young continues and as long as they keep finding me attractive and funny...and like me in the bedroom. More power to...uhhh, ME.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Hey man, as long as they're legal. And in TX that's 17. Don't forget it.

    Hate to say it, but as long as the social and moral decline of our young continues and as long as they keep finding me attractive and funny...and like me in the bedroom. More power to...uhhh, ME.

    I got hit on by a 16 year old, more for my alcohol buying powers than my looks.

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    Still Hates Small Ball Spurminator's Avatar
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    If I tell her I'm 16 and she never finds out I was lying, is it okay? No harm no foul, right?

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    One for the Thumb
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    ^You want to see an interesting take on pedophiles, watch the movie 'Hard Candy'.

    That movie will really open your eyes. A disturbing movie, but very well done.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    If I tell her I'm 16 and she never finds out I was lying, is it okay? No harm no foul, right?



    just don't videotape it. I knew a guy whos buddy taped it and on the video he said "I can't believe you are only 15" when it was over. So yeah bad idea.

  9. #34
    Blonde Yet Smart 2Blonde's Avatar
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    If I tell her I'm 16 and she never finds out I was lying, is it okay? No harm no foul, right?
    Nope!!! Ignorance of the law in no defense. You just better hope you never get caught. Is it really worth looking over your shoulder for the rest of life????? There are lots of beautiful legal age women out there.

    Besides, if that 16 yr old is my daughter then I'll kick your A$ $

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    Manure Ginobili Mixability's Avatar
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    ya'll are ing sick. joking or not.

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    There are lots of beautiful legal age women out there.
    i think he'd prefer the "barely legal" than the "barely alive".

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    Blonde Yet Smart 2Blonde's Avatar
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    i think he'd prefer the "barely legal" than the "barely alive".

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    Blonde Yet Smart 2Blonde's Avatar
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    i think he'd prefer the "barely legal" than the "barely alive".
    I meant just over 18 when I said legal, not on death's door like me.

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    Still Hates Small Ball Spurminator's Avatar
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    Nope!!! Ignorance of the law in no defense. You just better hope you never get caught. Is it really worth looking over your shoulder for the rest of life????? There are lots of beautiful legal age women out there.

    Okay, okay... What if she's asleep the whole time?

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    Blonde Yet Smart 2Blonde's Avatar
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    Okay, okay... What if she's asleep the whole time?
    Hmmm... Is she snoring?
    Cuz if so, she's probably your only option anyway. I doubt your good enough to get a conscious legal aged woman to go out with you.

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    Believer. xXx's Avatar
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    Besides, if that 16 yr old is my daughter then I'll kick your A$ $

    so when's her birthday?

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Nope!!! Ignorance of the law in no defense. You just better hope you never get caught. Is it really worth looking over your shoulder for the rest of life????? There are lots of beautiful legal age women out there.

    Besides, if that 16 yr old is my daughter then I'll kick your A$ $

    Remeber when you have teenagers look at their debit card transactions so you know what they are buying, and when they are spending money when they are supposed to be in class.

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    Still Hates Small Ball Spurminator's Avatar
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    Hmmm... Is she snoring?
    Cuz if so, she's probably your only option anyway. I doubt your good enough to get a conscious legal aged woman to go out with you.
    Ouch! That's not fair. I've had several women who didn't snore.




    Okay, just one. But several times.














    Okay, not several times.



























    Alright, never.



































    Penis.

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    just don't videotape it. I knew a guy whos buddy taped it and on the video he said "I can't believe you are only 15" when it was over. So yeah bad idea.
    Was your friend Rob Lowe???

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