Jeopardy History Made Tonight.

[johnsmith]

Geriatrics watch it, but they don't count in my book. Are you going to tell me you have time to watch this crap? Do you not work, go to school, or at least do anything worthwhile at all?

What's with this pwned crap? Are you 11?

I too do not understand the "pwned" thing.

[johnsmith]

Never mind, I just looked it up:

While no single usage of the term can be definitively identified as the original source,[2][3] it most likely arose and spread naturally from a misspelling of the word "own", arising from the the proximity of the 'p' and 'o' keys on a standard English keyboard. However, it has been claimed by many gamers that the origin of the word comes from the PC game "Warcraft II Tides of Darkness" in a case where a programming error resulted in a message displaying "You have been pwned" when a map editor attempted to make a map called "owned". When the player gets defeated by a CPU controlled opponent, the correct message should have displayed "You have been owned" this phrase would soon become an internet icon for online gamers across the globe.[citation needed]

To "own" another gamer, is to be dominant over one's opponent. When boasting to the other player during the excitement of play, gamers would often mistakenly type p-w-n, rather than o-w-n. Eventually, the word began to convey a meaning both stronger and more specialized than that of "own," its pronunciation began to vary, and it was adopted into the "1337" ("leet") lexicon.

Nerds

[TheSanityAnnex]

Did the pwner just get pwned?

[SoCalSpursFan]

Geriatrics watch it, but they don't count in my book. Are you going to tell me you have time to watch this crap? Do you not work, go to school, or at least do anything worthwhile at all?

What's with this pwned crap? Are you 11?

Yea, I'm 11.

Being 11, I realize that there is a thing called "TiVo" (pwned) and also most people are off work at 5, meaning they have plenty of time to watch.

You must be one of those people who can't get one question right so they automatically hate the game.

It's a message board. Pwned is a household term. Deal with it.

Not my fault you keep gettin owned.

Don't forget to watch Late Night with Pwnan O'Brien tonight.

[ManuMagic]

Never mind, I just looked it up:




Nerds

Nerds who can't type. Or have an unusual fear of using o's

[johnsmith]

I'm gping tp start a new trend and see if it catches pn. Fpr npw pn, I'm replacing every "o" with a "p".

[johnsmith]

Don't forget to watch Late Night with Pwnan O'Brien tonight.

Such a strong post and then you finish it with a joke like that?

[SoCalSpursFan]

Such a strong post and then you finish it with a joke like that?

pbviously

[ManuMagic]

Yea, I'm 11.

Being 11, I realize that there is a thing called "TiVo" (pwned) and also most people are off work at 5, meaning they have plenty of time to watch.

You must be one of those people who can't get one question right so they automatically hate the game.

It's a message board. Pwned is a household term. Deal with it.

Not my fault you keep gettin owned.

Don't forget to watch Late Night with Pwnan O'Brien tonight.

You TIVO Jeopardy????

Damn, do you watch it with nana and pop-pop too?

[TheSanityAnnex]

pbvipusly?

[ManuMagic]

Not my fault you keep gettin owned.

Don't forget to watch Late Night with Pwnan O'Brien tonight.

Keep getting owned? I have less than 20 posts on this board!! Dumbass.

[TheSanityAnnex]

You TIVO Jeopardy????

[ManuMagic]

Yea, I'm 11.

Being 11, I realize that there is a thing called "TiVo" (pwned) and also most people are off work at 5, meaning they have plenty of time to watch.

So does this mean you aren't 11? , that's just so much more pathetic.

[SoCalSpursFan]

You TIVO Jeopardy????

Damn, do you watch it with nana and pop-pop too?

*yawn*

I said TiVo exists, not that I use it to record Jeopardy.

I'm too smart for that show.

Although, once I recorded it then memorized some answers and pwned my friends.

<-----brilliant.

[johnsmith]

It's a lpt harder tp replace all the p's with a p then I thpught it wpuld be.

[SoCalSpursFan]

So does this mean you aren't 11? , that's just so much more pathetic.

20 posts? You have gotten pwned in like 14 of them.

That's like a 70% PPPP (Percent of Pwned Per Post)

[SoCalSpursFan]

pbvipusly?

Yes, my applpgies.

[johnsmith]

I'm pfficially declaring that the use pf a p instead pf an p is the dumbest ing thing ever thpught pf.


Soooooo,

I'm going to replqce qll my q's with the letter q from here on out.

[ManuMagic]

*yawn*

I said TiVo exists, not that I use it to record Jeopardy.

I'm too smart for that show.

Although, once I recorded it then memorized some answers and pwned my friends.

<-----brilliant.

Dude, you just like to dig your own holes then lay in them, don't you? You make it hard to insult you when you keep insulting yourself. I have nothing left to say to that.

[ManuMagic]

20 posts? You have gotten pwned in like 14 of them.

That's like a 70% PPPP (Percent of Pwned Per Post)

PPPP?? Are you ing serious?


Did you go through and read my 20 posts? I guess I'm getting owned, sorry pwned, talking about TAMCC?? Must be, because you sure arent doing it...

[Shelly]

Who cares if someone watches Jeopardy? And since they have college Jeopardy shows, I guess it's safe to say that it's not only the geriatric persuasion that's watching it.

And on that note:

Oh-oh-oh-oh

I was there to match my intellect on national tv
Against a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with a phd
I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasnt my night
Art fleming gave the answers
Oh, but I couldnt get the questions right, -ight, -ight

I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)

Well, I knew I was in trouble now
My hope of winning sank
Oh, cause I got the daily double now
And then my mind went blank
I took potpourri for one hundred
And then my head started to spin
Well, Im givin up don pardo
Just tell me now what I didnt win, yeah, yeah

I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)

Thats right, al--you lost. and let me tell you what you didnt win: a twenty colume set of the encyclopedia international, a case of turtle wax, and a yeards supply of rice-a-roni, the san fra
O treat. but thats not all. you also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people. you brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come. you dont get to
Back tomorrow. you dont even get a lousy copy of our home game. youre a complete loser!

Dont know what I was thinkin of
I guess I just wasnt too bright
Well, I sure hope I do better
Next weekend on the price is right, -ight, -ight

I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on jeopardy, baby

[SoCalSpursFan]

Dude, you just like to dig your own holes then lay in them, don't you? You make it hard to insult you when you keep insulting yourself. I have nothing left to say to that.

Are you Rich or the chick on the right?

[johnsmith]

Who cares if someone watches Jeopardy? And since they have college Jeopardy shows, I guess it's safe to say that it's not only the geriatric persuasion that's watching it.

And on that note:

Oh-oh-oh-oh

I was there to match my intellect on national tv
Against a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with a phd
I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasnt my night
Art fleming gave the answers
Oh, but I couldnt get the questions right, -ight, -ight

I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)

Well, I knew I was in trouble now
My hope of winning sank
Oh, cause I got the daily double now
And then my mind went blank
I took potpourri for one hundred
And then my head started to spin
Well, Im givin up don pardo
Just tell me now what I didnt win, yeah, yeah

I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)

Thats right, al--you lost. and let me tell you what you didnt win: a twenty colume set of the encyclopedia international, a case of turtle wax, and a yeards supply of rice-a-roni, the san fra
O treat. but thats not all. you also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people. you brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come. you dont get to
Back tomorrow. you dont even get a lousy copy of our home game. youre a complete loser!

Dont know what I was thinkin of
I guess I just wasnt too bright
Well, I sure hope I do better
Next weekend on the price is right, -ight, -ight

I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on jeopardy, baby

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[johnsmith]

Are you Rich or the chick on the right?

BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[ManuMagic]

Who cares if someone watches Jeopardy? And since they have college Jeopardy shows, I guess it's safe to say that it's not only the geriatric persuasion that's watching it.

And on that note:

Oh-oh-oh-oh

I was there to match my intellect on national tv
Against a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with a phd
I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasnt my night
Art fleming gave the answers
Oh, but I couldnt get the questions right, -ight, -ight

I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)

Well, I knew I was in trouble now
My hope of winning sank
Oh, cause I got the daily double now
And then my mind went blank
I took potpourri for one hundred
And then my head started to spin
Well, Im givin up don pardo
Just tell me now what I didnt win, yeah, yeah

I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)

Thats right, al--you lost. and let me tell you what you didnt win: a twenty colume set of the encyclopedia international, a case of turtle wax, and a yeards supply of rice-a-roni, the san fra
O treat. but thats not all. you also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people. you brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come. you dont get to
Back tomorrow. you dont even get a lousy copy of our home game. youre a complete loser!

Dont know what I was thinkin of
I guess I just wasnt too bright
Well, I sure hope I do better
Next weekend on the price is right, -ight, -ight

I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on jeopardy, baby

Are you hot?