i know right! i'm badass, aren't i? pretty soon even a n00b like you can be as intelligent as i am, so that i won't have to pwn you anymore.
first step to gaining my respect: memorize a couple sentences of the Communist Manifesto so that in the future on this board you can casually drop the fact that you've read it...and then when some n00b questions whether you really have or not, you can PWN him by reciting the two lines you memorized and pretending like that proves you've read it all! the only thing that beats being truly well-read and intelligent is finding ways to bull people and pwn them by being faux-well read and faux-intelligent!