would you make a porn movie if the money was right?

[lint]

No....


What does the cost of sellling one's soul go for now a days???

I'd rather keep my peace.

Translation: I am a Virgin

[Jimcs50]

And if my was 12" long.

[Jimcs50]

I'm a retired porn star.

Yeah?

Just because no woman will have sex with you, does not mean that you are "retired".

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

And if my was 12" long.

The producer I talked to said mine had to be that size as well. I told him it'd be a cold day in before I let some quack surgeon cut four inches off of my .

[Jimcs50]

The producer I talked to said mine had to be that size as well. I told him it'd be a cold day in before I let some quack surgeon cut four inches off of my .

[ShoogarBear]

How has this thread gone this long without a GiG post?

[T Park]

The producer I talked to said mine had to be that size as well. I told him it'd be a cold day in before I let some quack surgeon cut four inches off of my .

SFIE is quietly the top 5 funniest guys here.

[Jimcs50]

SFIE is quietly the top 5 funniest guys here.

I can be his straight man, right, TPark?

[Ronaldo McDonald]

I hope you have change for a 100.

I would pay 100.00 if someone used me in a porn movie.





Then go to Vegas and make a digital movie with a hooker.

[FromWayDowntown]

SFIE is quietly the top 5 funniest guys here.

All 5 of them?

[Ronaldo McDonald]

The producer I talked to said mine had to be that size as well. I told him it'd be a cold day in before I let some quack surgeon cut four inches off of my .

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

yeah. better be a of a lot of money though.

Oh, Zippy. If only you were real.



If only.

[CuckingFunt]

How much was the offer?

So we can know where to start the negotiations.

Don't remember the exact offer, but it was a few thousand for a movie and a photo spread.

[ponky]

If I actually had to put a dollar amount on that question I'd say $1,500.00. I bet 90% of the women approached to have sex for $1,500.00 would do it. They'll deny it here but I don't doubt for 1 second that the an amount near or around that would produce results. We live in a society where money is everything and integrety comes in second if not 3rd or 4th.

you're probably right considering plenty of women have done it for a meal and a couple of drinks....$1500 is much better as long as the guy doesn't have bacne, acne or bad teeth/smelly breath. leave integrity out of it...if one is single and doesn't believe that sex is bad, what's the big deal?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I can be his straight man, right, TPark?

Straight man, Jimcs50....these things don't go together.

[DON VITO]

GiG doesn't post anymore

because one of you ers sent the links of the threads I started to the co-star in my porno!!!

[ChumpDumper]

Was she dissatified with her cut of the royalties?

[ChumpDumper]

You just edited your post. Why?

Maybe it wasn't such a great idea to sell the prono without telling her.

[ChumpDumper]

Come on now. I remember those posts. Don't try to bull me.