God Damn it johngateswhitely

[johngateswhiteley]

Please limit yourselves to 3 freckle pictures per signature.

Thanks.

do you love my sig?

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

do you love my sig?

Can you count?

[johngateswhiteley]

Can you count?

i thought she was joking. if she only wants me to have 3 b/c it affects page viewing, thats fine. if thats why, Kori, just pm me and i'll change it...

[CuckingFunt]

The only thing really attractive about her (okay two things) are that 1) she's got some nice funbags and 2) she's the kind of girl that would be a complete freak in bed.

I'm guessing no. Girls that act so over-the-top in public tend to be boring when you bring them home. It's all for show.





And, jgw, the picture in your sig makes my eyeballs want to vomit.

[John Patrick]

I thought she was alright in some other pics,

but Im with the majority here.

[Horry For 3!]

Kori will ban jgw for having too many freckles in sig

[TheSanityAnnex]

Please make it stop. He took the nastiest picture known to man of Lohan and quadrupled it. Ban him now!

[J.T.]

Please make it stop. He took the nastiest picture known to man of Lohan and quadrupled it. Ban him now!

This calls for immediate execution. Banning is not enough.

[johngateswhiteley]

Please make it stop. He took the nastiest picture known to man of Lohan and quadrupled it. Ban him now!

i love the Pics, Lohan looks amazing! you guys are obnoxious...

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

I'm guessing no. Girls that act so over-the-top in public tend to be boring when you bring them home. It's all for show.





And, jgw, the picture in your sig makes my eyeballs want to vomit.

Eh, I've hooked up with a few 'crazy in public' types, and they were every bit the wild child in bed.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

i love the Pics, Lohan looks amazing! you guys are sober...

Fify.

[Extra Stout]

jgw likes freckly heroin addicts. Marisa Miller has freckles and is almost as thin as a heroin addict, so that turns him on. At least she is actually attractive.

Lohan, however, 1) is a highly emaciated heroin addict, 2) has freckles to the point where it looks like she bathes in coffee grounds (her skin was in bad shape anyway thanks to drugs), 3) needs any variety of wigs and/or $1500 salon salvage jobs to make her falling-out-by-the-clump wispy addict hair look acceptable in pictures, and 4) has plastic breasts which look like baseballs glued to her chest.

No sane human being could find that attractive.

[johngateswhiteley]

jgw likes freckly heroin addicts. Marisa Miller has freckles and is almost as thin as a heroin addict, so that turns him on. At least she is actually attractive.

Lohan, however, 1) is a highly emaciated heroin addict, 2) has freckles to the point where it looks like she bathes in coffee grounds (her skin was in bad shape anyway thanks to drugs), 3) needs any variety of wigs and/or $1500 salon salvage jobs to make her falling-out-by-the-clump wispy addict hair look acceptable in pictures, and 4) has plastic breasts which look like baseballs glued to her chest.

No sane human being could find that attractive.

you're an idiot, Lindsay Lohan is smoke....oh, and not only do i think her breasts are real, she has absolutely gorgeous hair.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

you're an idiot, smoke enough crack and Lindsay is hot....oh, and not only do i think her breasts are real, she has absolutely gorgeous hair extensions.

fify again.

[Extra Stout]

I think those are real because I have no frame of reference.

[Shelly]

you're an idiot, Lindsay Lohan is smoke....oh, and not only do i think her breasts are real, she has absolutely gorgeous hair.

You do realize she has extension in her hair, right? As does Jessica Simpson, Eva Longeria, Britney (when she had hair).

[TheSanityAnnex]

No sigs today? sweet.

[johngateswhiteley]

You do realize she has extension in her hair, right? As does Jessica Simpson, Eva Longeria, Britney (when she had hair).

and?...i've dated girls who've had hair extensions...so? her hair is beautiful, as is her face.

[johngateswhiteley]

i think her boobs are real too

almost positive they are, besides, i am an expert. any time she is really skinny her boobs are small, while any time she gains weight her boobs are much bigger (thats just part of the evidence).

[gtownspur]

Lindsey Lohan not hot??

Wtf?

Some of you need to repent to da Lawd for your gity transgressions.

[leemajors]

has gtownspur ever disagreed with jgw? the slurpfest continues.

[gtownspur]

has gtownspur ever disagreed with jgw? the slurpfest continues.

You must not pay attention to the political boards with your ongoing Victoria Texas Longhorn circle jerk at the College sports forum.

But we agree on Lindsey Lohan, and How gay the Longhorns are. I guess 90% of the world is just crazy.

Besides, Don't you and CBF as well as MOOKie ever disagree.

When are you all gonna get compensated for your mutual adoration for all the things UT by getting "pink socked" by Vince Young.

[Kevin Blackistone]

You must not pay attention to the political boards with your ongoing Victoria Texas Longhorn circle jerk at the College sports forum.

But we agree on Lindsey Lohan, and How gay the Longhorns are. I guess 90% of the world is just crazy.

Besides, Don't you and CBF as well as MOOKie ever disagree.

When are you all gonna get compensated for your mutual adoration for all the things UT by getting "pink socked" by Vince Young.

Isn't this the Colorado Buff fan? I guess he knows what it feels like to get pink socked by VY - twice.

[gtownspur]

Isn't this the Colorado Buff fan? I guess he knows what it feels like to get pink socked by VY - twice.

Wouldn't know, We just played VY on the feild, it was countless Longhorn groupies like yourself and Mookie who dropped the soap in the UT shower rooms.

[leemajors]

You must not pay attention to the political boards with your ongoing Victoria Texas Longhorn circle jerk at the College sports forum.

But we agree on Lindsey Lohan, and How gay the Longhorns are. I guess 90% of the world is just crazy.

Besides, Don't you and CBF as well as MOOKie ever disagree.

When are you all gonna get compensated for your mutual adoration for all the things UT by getting "pink socked" by Vince Young.

your lack of insight is astounding, seeing as i rarely say anything in response to nookie or cbf in the college sports forum. i respond to the drivel jgw posts more than GO HORNS GO. the few times i do interact with the later generations of vtown are here in the club.