can I get laid for 100.00 Dollars cash?

[Dan Rather]

Mouse,

Why aren't you getting in touch with TEN buck Tammy?

Past experiences

[2Blonde]

Past experiences

I don't know, take a chance and you might get lucky!!!

[Big Worm]

find an Ex Barnacle Bills employee

[22 Year Old Virgin]

Is that an offer?

I have $28 dollars

[Bigzax]

for 5 dollars you can get some shampoo. and some bologna.

heat the bologna for 10 seconds in the microwave.

lather it up.

close your eyes.

and let calgon take you away...