*Official 1310 The Ticket Talk Thread*

[pussyface]

since when was the term "high-minded" a ticket exclusive phrase? I'm pretty sure all of America has used that word long before the ticket ever came into existence. but you're the one that's studied the history of the english language and knows how to aptly use words like "siccophants".

seriously puss-puss, wipe the blood off your vag. i've never seen anyone get so pissy over people ripping on him. the only reason i even bother to respond to your is for INSANE HILARITY like "siccophants". i guess you didn't hook up with any "hot babes" (or dudes) at the funeral. oh well, you can always scout at the local YMCA.

oh congratulations, you made it thru an entire post without any disdain-filled mentions of "house", "24", or "boondock saints" while simultaneously name-dropping woody allen or pedro almodovar as being some sort of barometer as to whether or not people can live up to your high standards of entertainment. you also didn't say gy once. good work.

p.s.

haha...nice try.
the record demonstrates that you are in fact obsessed with me. last i checked you are the guy who created an alternate username on spurstalk to imitate me in numerous threads (or more acurately, you were imitating the ticket's "indie rock/indie film guy" but just without giving credit).

...so keep lying to yourself about how you 'just barely bother to even respond to me' or whatever if you want to i guess. any spurstalker with a memory won't buy your gy posturing.

"wipe the blood of your vag''
okay seriously, how old are you? this is not a rhetorical question. you perpetually are busy providing evidence that you are one of the less mature kids in your 10th grade class.

" i've never seen anyone get so pissy over people ripping on him"
really? i have. one time i humiliated this guy called mono-something and he got so upset he created a fake profile and sign-on name imitating and mimicing mine so that he could 'get even.' sound familiar?

good look on all of your future endeavors, such as the test you'll be taking to get your driver's license when you turn 16 and your P-SAT's.

Grow up a little, too. Nobody likes iness in a man.

Signed,
Pussyface
PS: ...have a kickass summer!

[monosylab1k]

haha...nice try.
the record demonstrates that you are in fact obsessed with me. last i checked you are the guy who created an alternate username on spurstalk to imitate me in numerous threads (or more acurately, you were imitating the ticket's "indie rock/indie film guy" but just without giving credit).

...so keep lying to yourself about how you 'just barely bother to even respond to me' or whatever if you want to i guess. any spurstalker with a memory won't buy your gy posturing.

"wipe the blood of your vag''
okay seriously, how old are you? this is not a rhetorical question. you perpetually are busy providing evidence that you are one of the less mature kids in your 10th grade class.

" i've never seen anyone get so pissy over people ripping on him"
really? i have. one time i humiliated this guy called mono-something and he got so upset he created a fake profile and sign-on name imitating and mimicing mine so that he could 'get even.' sound familiar?

good look on all of your future endeavors, such as the test you'll be taking to get your driver's license when you turn 16 and your P-SAT's.

Grow up a little, too. Nobody likes iness in a man.

Signed,
Pussyface
PS: ...have a kickass summer!

did anybody hear car wash talk this morning? funny stuff.

[pussyface]

yeah, i think its best you stop fighting back, too.

the post you quoted definitely said everything that needed to be said.

[monosylab1k]

yeah, i think its best you stop fighting back, too.

the post you quoted definitely said everything that needed to be said.

nah i just can't take a post seriously when it features the term " iness".

Soprano's talk on the Hardline today.

[mFFL03]

Bad Radio doesn't get it's much deserved respect because of it's time slot.......

[monosylab1k]

Bad Radio doesn't get it's much deserved respect because of it's time slot.......

BaD radio is definitely greatness. Second best show IMO behind the Musers.

1. Musers
2. Bob and Dan
3. Norm
4. Drop Page Radio
5. The Hardline

[maxpower]

Ben and Skin are under appreciated. I would love to have them here in drive time. They are very knowledgeable basketball fans and do not think constantly bickering with each other makes for good radio.

Their Eduardo bit has been rather amusing. Especially loved it the first time i heard it during the postgame show after the mavs were eliminated.

[G-Nob]

Ben and skin are funny but you can't take their hoops opininos seriously because of their mavs homerism. Of course, thats expected.

I hope Dan McDowell gets fired. But after the Finals.

[maxpower]

Ben and skin are funny but you can't take their hoops opininos seriously because of their mavs homerism. Of course, thats expected.

I hope Dan McDowell gets fired. But after the Finals.

I have to disagree a bit.

Being a mavs hater I think I can pick up on any mavs homerism however slight.

I've found them to be very fair in the assessment of the mavs.

One thing they do is love basketball but not to the point of being mavs homers...at leas IMO.

Dan is funny enough. He is there to balance bob's sports brain.

Initially I was skeptical when they added Donovan...but he quickly grew on me. I look forward to Donny-do's ghetto jeopardy and various other bits.

I love his "State your case."
"well, firs-DENIED!!".

[monosylab1k]

haha bad radio is greatness...the bob songs are killing me

"nip" "nip" "weiner"
"nip" "nip" "weiner"
"nip" "nip" "weiner"
"nip" "nip" "weiner"

[AlamoSpursFan]

I usually listen to the Ticket when I'm in Dallas, unless it's between 3 and 7 pm, then I'm listening to Russ Martin.

Haven't been to Dallas lately, though, so I can't really contribute to the thread.

[mFFL03]

I usually listen to the Ticket when I'm in Dallas, unless it's between 3 and 7 pm, then I'm listening to Russ Martin.

Haven't been to Dallas lately, though, so I can't really contribute to the thread.

I used to listen to Russ....it just became the same thing over and over. Group of guys who are yes men, for the most part, to Russ. Russ can say whatever he wants about anyone and everyone, and he's right and justified because it's coming out of his mouth.

I stopped listening around the time that he moved into his new house. Bragging about what kind of cars that he drives. He thanks the listeners but still treats them like . There's always some type of girl problem, and him cheating on her. JD always says "this is the girl for you, you need to marry". His workout and eating habits are the best, his biceps are huge...same thing...same....

Just too much redneckism for me....

[mFFL03]

Ben and skin are funny but you can't take their hoops opininos seriously because of their mavs homerism. Of course, thats expected.

I hope Dan McDowell gets fired. But after the Finals.

What?

Dan McDowell is one of the best parts of the show....so witty....but some of the things he says would get anyone else fired.

Dan is a great counterpart to Bob. When they mix up the chemistry you can automatically tell that Dan and Bob work the best together.

Dan is the yin to Bob's yang. Bob can just talk sports and go over everyone's head for minutes that turn into what seems like hours....Dan is there to bring him back and stop him from going on long boring tirades.

If you ask me, Donovan is becoming the weakest part of the show. He's becoming more of a lose cannon, which is great, well sometimes. Lately he's been trying to take more of a main stage part, but he gets out of control and just doesn't know when to move on from a subject.

Gribble and Grubes are the best producers/board that the Ticket has. I wish they were more integrated in the show though (the sports parts). It seems the best comedy comes when everyone is in a round table (why today doesn't suck at 3pm)

yeah thats great.....

sounds good....

good stuff, good stuff....

[monosylab1k]

Grubes has surpassed Expo as the greatest board-op in Ticket history.

And I usually hate Gribble, which makes him essential to the show. My hatred for Gribble makes it that much sweeter when Bob and Dan repeatedly kick him in the nuts every day. The "[email protected]" bit is hilarious.

And overall Donovan is a great addition, but he needs to let the game come to him. Also, sometimes it feels like the only reason they have him aboard is so that they don't get accused of being racist for all the black people jokes.

[monosylab1k]

Greatest Board-Op's in Ticket history:

1. Grubes
2. Expo
3. Big Strong Jeremy
4. Psycho Dave
5. Justin Neeley
6. everyone else that has ever done board-op has sucked.

[maxpower]

Bob is just so beaten down by the Spurs it almost makes up for his past year. He was one of those fans that felt the mavs had finally arrived. They were the big dog and were en led to win.

His hate of the Spurs is just so sweet. He hates them because they are that good.
"They are so Spurs."
He just has nothing to say.

[AlamoSpursFan]

I used to listen to Russ....it just became the same thing over and over. Group of guys who are yes men, for the most part, to Russ. Russ can say whatever he wants about anyone and everyone, and he's right and justified because it's coming out of his mouth.

I stopped listening around the time that he moved into his new house. Bragging about what kind of cars that he drives. He thanks the listeners but still treats them like . There's always some type of girl problem, and him cheating on her. JD always says "this is the girl for you, you need to marry". His workout and eating habits are the best, his biceps are huge...same thing...same....

Just too much redneckism for me....

I have noticed that in the past, but Russ has cracked me up since he was on The Eagle, and since I don't get to listen every day it's not too bad.

The day they found the dead rat in the Coke machine's change box and put it on Gavin's desk I almost drove off the road laughing. That was hilarious.

[monosylab1k]

gagree

[VinnyTestesVerde]

BaD radio is definitely greatness. Second best show IMO behind the Musers.

1. Musers
2. Bob and Dan
3. Norm
4. Drop Page Radio
5. The Hardline

Man...I gotta go with:

1. Musers
2. The Hardline
3. Norm
4. Bob and Dan
5. Drop Page Radio

I just don't relate to Bob or Dan all that well. Good sports knowledge, but don't think their bits are all that great. The only reason I put them above Drop Page Radio is because it's a live show, rather than a collage of old material...

[LEONARD]

Damn...missed this thread somehow...

Good stuff from training camp as usual.

1920's Reporter Guy sure stumped Wade during the Cowboys press conf yesterday Genius...

and what was the local sports talk radio show that Bob and Dan punked??

[Findog]

Man...I gotta go with:

1. Musers
2. The Hardline
3. Norm
4. Bob and Dan
5. Drop Page Radio

I just don't relate to Bob or Dan all that well. Good sports knowledge, but don't think their bits are all that great. The only reason I put them above Drop Page Radio is because it's a live show, rather than a collage of old material...

1. Hardline
2. Musers
3. Norm
4. BAD Radio
5. Drop Page
6. Top Ten

[monosylab1k]

i've been a huge fan of Grubes kicking Bob in the nuts constantly by nonstop playing of the "A.P.", "weiner", "nip", "nip nip weiner" drops and so on.

Why Today Doesn't Suck has been the best 20 minutes of my day for the past 4 years or so.....i don't know if that's a good thing or something that should depress me, all i know is that it's the greatest of radio gold along with anything Great Gordo related and the E-Brake caller that does "vaginal slice born born".

P.S. i'll be at the taping of the Gordon Keith show tomorrow night. Anybody else going?

[monosylab1k]

put your butt in me

[monosylab1k]

Last night The Ticket got the Marconi Award for "Radio Station Of The Year". That's basically like winning Best Picture at the Oscars, as far as radio is concerned. They weren't just honored as best sports station, they were awarded as the BEST STATION period.

Not bad for a bunch of "juveniles" who "make fart jokes and don't talk sports".

[u2sarajevo]

really? I thought it was just "sports" station of the year.

Awesome.