Colb's Finals Analysis and Prediction

[Findog]

The Spurs will take Games 1 & 2 at home, and Games 3 & 4 in Cleveland. I predict a swift, painless sweep, and I'm not sure how anybody thinks the Cavs have a chance. I believe LeBron gives them a chance at a couple games, thanks to maybe a Wade-type treatment, but I think the difference is so vast between the teams that it wouldn't effect the outcome of the series, just the amount of games it takes for the Spurs to slide another ring on their fingers.

And to top it all off, everyone is talking about LeBron and the Cavs and ignoring the Spurs. Like they need the motivation.


---Corn

The Cavs are a good defensive team and LeBron is playing at a high level right now, so they have a "chance" at taking this series. Don't be so dismissive and arrogant. That said, the Spurs have more experience, the Cavs have absolutely no answer for Duncan, and the Spurs have that killer instinct and poise that Detroit lacks. Spurs in six.

[Corn on the Colb]

Nice write up Corn.

Just one question: What happens during a witty cut? Does he shout "En garde!" or "Have at thee, you knave!" during each cut?

I actually imagine he smiles sardonically, then laughs very gentlemanly after he scores.

I'm not sure why I used 'witty,' I was trying to say he always was cutting at the perfect moments, maybe I should have said 'timely.' Not witty.

[michaelwcho]

I'm not sure why I used 'witty,' I was trying to say he always was cutting at the perfect moments, maybe I should have said 'timely.' Not witty.

Witty was good, I thought. It's distinctive... IMO you don't want to try to be like everyone else. In other words, be careful about saying things like "flat-out", "chippy", "this young team is growing up in front of our eyes!" Freshness is so rare nowadays...

[Corn on the Colb]

Bump.

Not to toot my own horn, but I totally called it.

[Don Quixote]

I like the Great Cornholio and her takes. If she weren't a Jazz fan, I'd ask her to marry me. But, being Mormon, she probably wouldn't talk to me to begin with.

[Mr. Body]

Dude... it's not a girl.

[Don Quixote]

Shut up buttmunch, it's a chick.