New names for Boobie...

[BigBeezie]

Chesticles...


Sweater Puppets...


Hoobies...

[SpurForLife]

Ta Ta's!!

[lebomb]

Scrumptious mounds of flesh that defy the laws of gravity??

[iflyabeech]

I think I'm going with tie

[Behrooz24]

Boobie, he's got my respect

[nkdlunch]

hairy nipple

[shelshor]

The list has already been compiled:

JOE BOB'S CANONICAL "HOOTER" LIST
http://www.joebobbriggs.com/list/hooter.txt

[iflyabeech]

A-B-Cs
Abbott and Costello
Airbags
Alaskas
All Day Suckers
Alpha Betas
Alps
Amazons
Ample Supply
Amortisseurs (shock absorbers)
An Bord Bainne (Irish-language; literally, "The Milk Board", The organisation
which oversees the dairy industry in Ireland)
Angel Cakes
Annette Funicellos
Ant Bites
Appalachians
Apple Dumpling Shops
Apples
Arthritis
Artichokes
Artisians
Assets
Atom Smashers
Attic
Aurorae Australis
Avant-postes (Outposts)
Avant-scenes (Apron - of stage)
Avanteges -Advantages
Avocados
Awning
B-52's
Babaloos
Backbreakers
Baby Baits
Baby Feeders
Baby's Best Friend
Baby's Dinners
Baby's Public House
Babylons
Back Rubbers
Bag O' Groceries
Baggies
Baggos
Bags
Bagungas
Bait and Lure
Balboas
Balcon - Balcony
Balloons
Baloobas
Banana Squeezers
Bangers
Bangles
Banzis
Baps
Barbeaus
Barnacles
Barnes and Noble
BART's (Big Ass Round ties)
Basketballs
Bassoons
Batons
Baubles
Bazongas
Bazonkers
Bazookas
Bazoomas
Bazooms
Bazoombas
Beacons
Beanbags
Beautiful Eyes
Bebops
Bedtime Beach Balls
Beestings
Begonias
Bejonkers
Belly Smackers
Ben and Jerry
Bert and Ernie
Berthas
Best Friends
Betty Boops
Bettys
BiBs (bigger is better!)
Big Bazooties
Big Berthasa
Big Boppers
Big Brown Eyes
Big Foot Radials
Big Hands
Big Sacks of Jugs
Bigguns
Bikini Stuffers
Billibongs
Bio Domes
Biscuits
Bits Of Tid
Bizcochos
BJ & the Bear
Blenders
Blimps
Blinkers
Blockbusters
Blouse Bunnies
Blue Ridges
Bob & Doug
Bob & Ray
Bob & Tom
Bobolas
Bobos
Bodacious Ta-Tas
Boingos
Boites-a-Lait (Milk Bottles)
Bolshy Groodies
Bolt Ons
Bombastic Mams
Bombers
Bombs s
Bonbons
Bongos
Bonkers
Bonnie and Clyde
Boobage
Boobalicious
Boobers
Boobies
Boobs
Bookends
Bookrests
Boomers
Boom-Boom Rockets
Boons
Boops
Boosters
Bosom Buddies
Bosoms
Boston Wobbelers, The
Bottle
Boulderados
Boulders
Bouncers
Bouncing Beauties
Bouncing Bettys
Boy Bait
Bozos
The Boys
Bra Buddies
Bra Busters
Bra Fight
Bra Stuffers
Brad Pitts
Brail for "Suck me"
Brain Busters
Brains
Braunsteins
Breakfast Tray
Breast Friends
Breastages
Breastaurant, The
Breasteses
Breastest Friends
Breasticles
Breasts
Breed Winners
Brisket
Bristol Cities
Bristols
BRitney's Assets (BRAs)
Bronskis
Brown Speckled Pups
Brownies
Brustwarzes
Bubbas
Bubbies
Bubble Cups
Buckets
Buds
Bugs
Bulbs
Bulges
Bullets
Bumper Cars
Bumper Guards
Bumpers
Bumps
Bumps In The Night
Buoys
Bus -Bubbies
Bust
Busters
Busties
Butter Bags
Butterballs
Buttons
Caboodles
Cachongas
Cadillac Bumpers
Cafe La Mama
Calabazas
Calvin and Hobbes
Cams
Cannisters
Cannon Balls
Cannons
Cans
Cantaloupes
Capitol Domes
Car Waxers
Carachas
Cargo
Caricatures
Carumbas
Casaba Melons
Casabas
Castinets
Castles in the Air
Cat Heads
Cha-Chas
Chachabingos
Chalky Cliffs
Chalupas
Charlie's Angels
Charlies
Chaw
Cheek Warmers
Cherry Cakes
Cherry Caps
Chest Hams
Chest Meat
Chest Ornaments
Chesterfields
Chesticles
Chestnuts
Chet-Flasted
Chi-Chi's
Chickadees
Chickaroonies
Chihuahuas
Chimichangas
Chimpanzees
Chiquitas
Chock Blocks
Chockey-nips
Choochoos
Chombalonies
Chubs
Chumbawumbas
Chungas
Chopons
Cinch Sacks
Circus Tents
Claire-de-Lunes
Clams
Cleft Udders
Coconuts
Cold Weather Indicators
Combreastables
Comfort and Joy
Commode Cloggers
Concitas
Cones
Congas
Conundrums
Cordial Cherries
Corkers
Countess and The Lady
Cowabungas
Coxcombs
Creamers
Cream Pies
Creampuffs
Cruise Missles
Crumb Catchers
Cubs
Cuddly Dudes
Cuhuangas
Cupcakes
Cup-Runneth-Over Cups
Curves
Cushions
Da-Das
Dactylic Delights
Dagmars
Dairy
Dairy Makers
Dairy Pillows
Dandies
Danglers
Dangling Participles
Danny Devitos
Davey & Goliath
David Duchovneys
Dead Heat in a Zepplin Race
Demigods
Dennis DeYoungs
Desperados
Dessert
Deux Oeufs Sur La Plat
Devil's Dumplings
Diddies
Ding Dongs
Dingers
Dinghies
Dinglebobbers
Dingos
Dinners
Dirigibles
Dirty Pillows
Distributor Caps
Dobermans
Dolly Partons
Domes
Donkey's Ears
Doodads
Doorbells
Doorknobs
Doozers
Doozies
Dopplegangers
Double Dribbles
Double Ds
Double Trouble
Double Whammies
Doudounes
Doughboys
Droopers
Dual Air Bags
Dual Floppies
Duckies
Duece And A Halves
Dueling Banjos
Dugs
Du monde au balcon (French; size-dependant; ; literally, "to have the world on one's balcony")
Dum Dums
Dumbells
Dumplins
Dunes
Durante's
The Dutch Alps
Dynamic Duo
Dynamite
Earmuffs
Eartha Kitts
Eclairs
Egg yolks
Eggplants
Eggs
Egos
Eigers
Eisenhowers
El Kabongs
El Primo Torpedos
Elephants
Ellby and Arb
Emerson Bigguns
Emmersomes
Empress and the Queen
Enchiladas
Epcots
Epees
Eric and Lyle
Ericas
Everest and Kilimanjaro
Ewers
Exegeses
Explosives
Eyes
Fahrphegnuggens
Fahrvergnugens
Feedbags
Fiddy Faddies
First Base
Flapjacks
Flappers
Flat Plains
Flesh Bulbs
Flesh Fillets
Flesh Fujis
Flesh Melons
Floaters
Floats
Flopdoodles
Floppers
Flotation Devices
Flotteurs - Floaters
Flowers of At ude
Fly Swatters
Fly Tetas
Fog Lights
Footlights
Fred and Ethyl
Fried Eggs
Friends
Front Bum
Front Porch
Frontal Elevation
Frontal Female Water Wings
Frosties
Frybabies
Fujiyamas
Fun Bags
Fun Domes
Funnel Cakes
Gagas
Gajoombas
Garbage Bags
Garbonzas
Garbos
Gazingas
Gazelles
Gazongas
Gazoombas
Geminis
Genaustahagens
George and Gracie
Geraldos
The Girls
Girlie Bumpers
Girlthangs
Glad Bags
The Gland Canyon
Glands
Glandular Endowments
Glass Cutters
Globelets
Globes
Glockenspeils
Gnugens
Gob Stoppers
God's Greatest Creation
God's Milk Bottles
Godzillas
Golden Bozos
Golden Domes
Gongas
Goobers
Good Bits
Goodies
Goodyears
Goombas
Goonas
Grab-Ems
Grand Jeans (French)
Grand Tetons
Grapefruits
Gravity Magnets
Great Galloping Galoogies
Great Wobblin' Wazoobies
Grillwork
Groodies
Groupies
Guavas
Gubiczas
Gumballs
Gumdrops
Gunboats
The Guys
Hakuna Mutatas
Hallelujahs
Hammocks For Two
Handfuls
Handle Bars
Handholds
Handpuppets
Handsets
Hand Warmers
Hangers
Hanging Cu bers
Happy Bags
Happy Pillows
Hat Hangers
Headbangers
Headers
Head Lamps
Headlights
Headphones
Headsets
Heavers
Heavy Duty Honeydews
Hefties
Heifers
Helicopters
Hematomas
Hemispheres
Hercules and Achilles
Hershey Kisses
High Beams
High Pockets
High-Rise Weather Balloons
Hills
Hindenburgs
Hinderbinders
Hippos
Ho Hos
Hobey J's
Hogans
Holmes & Watson
Home Sweet Home
Honey Dews
Honkers
Honorarium
Hood Ornaments
Hoohas
Hoosiers
Hooters
Hoovers
Hoppy and Bob
Horns
Horrorshow Bolshy Groodies
Hot Air Balloons
Hot Commodities
Hotcakes
Hottentots
Hounds, The
House of Lords
How's Your Father's
Howitzers
Howlers
Hubba Bubbas
Hubcaps
Huffies
Hug Bumps
Huge Maguffies
Huggy Bears
Hugh Jooters
Human Tetherballs
Humdingers
Humonganoids
Humpin' Hooters
Hurricane Lanterns
Hush Puppies
Hypnotizers
ICBMs
Ice Caps
Ice Cubes
Idahos
Igloos
Il y a du beau monde (said of a genreously endowed woman - literally "there are a lot of people there")
Implants
Inflatables
Ios
Ipsedixits
Isaac Newtons
Itty Bits
Itty Bitty ties
I-Want-Thems
Jabberclackers
Jackanapes
Jaggers
Jahoobies
Jambalayas
Janet Jacksons
Jawbreakers
Jelly Bells
Jemimas
Jerry-Bilts
Jersey Cities
Jets
Jibs
Jigglies
Jigglers
Jiggly Wigglies
Jobbers
John And Paul
Jordans
Jubblies
Juggernauts
Juggies
Jugglies
Jugs
Jukes
Jumblies
Jumbo Chickpeas
Jumbos
K-12 & Everest
Kabombas
Kabukis
Kagemushas
Kajoobies
Kalamazoos
Kanchenjungas
Karl Marx and Joseph Stalin
Kawangas
Kayaks
Kazongas
Kazoos
Keepers
Kettle Drums
Kiwis
Knicknacks
Knobbers
Knobs
Knockers
Knockwursts
Kongas
Kukla, Fran, and Ollie
Kumquats
La Breas
Lactating lungs
Lactic Lobes
Lacto Grenades
Lactoids
Laced Mutton
The Ladies
Lady Lumps
Lampoons
Launch Codes
Laurel and Hardy
Lean-To's
Lemons
Lethal Weapons
Leverage
Lewinskis
Lewis and Witties
Lightbulbs
Lindas
Lip Fodder
Little Duckies
Llamas
Load Stones
Loaves
Loaves fo love
Loblollies
Locklears
Long Range Tanks
Lollies
Lollipops
Lollos
Lookers
Lost Sheep
Love Balloons
Love Bubbles
Love Handles
Love Jugs
Love Lumps
Love Melons
Love Muffins
Lovlies
Low Riders
Lucky Charms
Lug 'Ems
Lulas
Lulus
Lung Covers
Lung Hammers
Lung Nuts
Lungwarts
Lunkerquids
Luscious Lip-smackers
Macaroos
Mackerels
Madonnas
Magnates
Magnets
Magnificent Pontoons of Love
Magookins
Maguppies
Maharanis
Mahatmas
Majestic Mountains
Major Dongs
Major League Mammaries
Major League Yabbos
Major Motion Picture Material
Male-Madness Inducers
Mamacitas
Mambazos
Mammalian Protruberances
Mammarambas
Mammaries
Mammary Lane
Mammies
Mams
Man Magnets
Man Puppets
Mangos
ManNIPulators
Mappemonde (those old fashioned maps showing two hemispheres)
Maracas
Marangos
Maraschinos
Margaritas
Marimbas
Marshmallows
Marx Brothers
Massage Pillows
Matching Headlights
Mau Maus
Mausers
Mazongas
McDLT's
McFloppities
Meatbags
Meatballs
Meat Loaves
Melon Patch
Melones
Melons
Mesmerizers
Mickey and Minnie
Mike and Ike
Milk Bags
Milk Bottles
Milk Bubbles
Milk Cans
Milk Duds
Milk Fountains
Milk Jugs
Milk Makers
Milk Melons
Milk Shakes
Milk Towers
Milk Wagons
Milky Sacks of Calcium
Milky Moos
Minarets
Minesweepers
Minneapolis and St. Paul
Minnebagos
Missles
Mobutus
Mogambas
Mojuba's, The
Mole Hills
Mama Hoggans
Mommas
Mondos
Moneymakers
Monroes
Montezumas
Moo Moos
Moogies
Moon Pies
Moonlight Sonatas
Mosobs
Mosquito Bites
Mother Loads
Mounds
Mounds of Jello
Moutain Peaks
Mountains
Mount Fujies
Mouthwatering Scoops Of Flesh
Moveable Feast
Muchachas
Muffins
Mulligans
Murphies
Mushmelons
Mutt and Jeff
Nancies
National Geographics
Nature's Founts
Nature's Little Thermometers
Naughty Bits
Nay-Nays
Nectarines
Neeners
Nenes
Nevernevers
Nibards
Niblets
Nibs
Nice Pair of thru'pennies
Nice Set Of Hands
Nice-uns
Nichons
Nin-Nins
Ninnies
Ninny Jugs
Ninth and Tenth Wonders of the World
Nippeloons
Nippelos
Nippers
Nipples
Nipple-Caddies
Nipple Sundaes
Nips
Nodes
Nodules
Noochies
Noogies
Noonies
Norks
Northern Neon-Beamed Headlights
Nortons
Nose Cones
Nubbins
Nuclear Wareheads
Nuh Nuhs
Nukes
Num-Nums
Nunga Nungas
Nummies
Obelisks
Oblations
Oboes
Off-On Volume & the Channel Selector
Omigods
Oompas
Oppenheimers
Oracles
Oranges
Orbs
Ostrich Eggs
Ottomans
Overhang
Overstuffed Cushions
Overstuffed Pillows
Owls
Padding
Paducahs
Pagodas
Pair
Pair of Problems
Palms
Palookas
Pamelas
Pancakes
Papayas
Parabolas
Pare-chocs (bumpers)
Parrots
Part Numbers, The
Party Bags
Party Hats
Party Passes
Pastor Baiters
Pastries
Paw Patties
Peaches
Pea s
Peakers
Peaks
Pears
Pebbles
Pects
Peepers
Pencil Erasers
Pendulums
Penis Pillows
Perkys
Perpetual Entertainment
Personal Flotation Devices
Personalities
Pert and Perkies
Pete and Repeat
Pia Zadoras
Pick & Peck
Pies
Pike's Peaks
Pillows
Pimples
Ping Pings
Pink-nosed Puppies
Pinkies
Pinky & Perky
Pints
Pips
Pirate's Dream
Planetoids
Pleasant Eminences
Pleasure Mounds
Pleasure Peaks
Plentifuls
Plucktifuls
Plums
Pneumatic Bliss
Pods of Lust
Pointer Sisters
Pointers
Points
Pokers
Polygons
Pom Poms
Ponderosas
Pontoons
Poppinjays
Portable Typewriters
Potatoes
Presidential Pair
Pretty-Pretties
Pride And Joy
Professors
Proof That God Exists
Protuberances
PT Boats
Pumpkin Patch
Pumpkins
Pumps
Puppies
Pushmatahas
Push-Ups
Pyramids
Quakers
Quan ies
Quantum Heaps
Quasars
Quit-its
Quonset Huts
Rack
Rackage
Radar Domes
Radials
Ragtag and Bobtail
Raisins
Ralph Waldo Emersons
Rangoons
Raquels
Raspberry Ripples
Reasons To Live
Red Carpets
Rib Balloons
Rib Bumpers
Rib Cushions
Rib Flaps
Rivets
Roberts
Rock and Roll
Rockets
Rockies
Romans
Roploplos
Rosebuds
Rositas
Rotors
Rotundas Grandes
Roundabouts
Roundies
Roundtrippers
Ruby Reds
Rudolphs
Running Lights
Saggers
Saggies
Salamanders
Saline bags
The Saline Solutions
Salt & Pepper
Sams
Sandbags
Sapphos
Satellites
Schmeebs on those Nortons
Scones
Scoops
Scud Missles
Scylla & Charybdis
Searchlights
Set
Shabba-dos
Shakers
Shebas
Shelf
Shermans
Sherman Tanks
Shimmies
Shirt Potatoes
Shirt Stuffers
Shivarees
Shlobes
Shmozobs
Shock Absorbers
Shock And Awe
Shoe Buffers
Show Stoppers
Sierra Madres
Sigfried And Roy
Silicone Earmuffs
Silicone Sisters
Silicones
Silicone Suprise Supremes
Silos
Silver Stars
Sir Galahad and King Arthur
Skeeter Bites
Skeeter Chews
Skin Sacks
Ski Slopes to Heaven
Skooners
Slappers
Sloppies
Smart Set
Smith and Wesson
Smoothies
Smuggling Raisins
Snack Rack
Snoobs
Snorbs
Snow Cones
Snow Tires
Snowy Prominences
Snuggle Pups
Sockdollagers
Sopapillas
Space Aliens
Spark Plugs
Specials
Speed Bags
Speed Bumps
Spheres
And Span
Splazoingas
Spongecakes
Spontaneous Combustibles
Spuds
Sqaushers
Squaw Valley
Squeeky Toys
Stacks
Stanley and Livingston
Stash in the Dash
Stocking Stuffers
Strap Hangers
Stratus-spheres
Stress Busters
Stripper's ATMs
Stuff
Stuffing
Stun Grenades
Sturgeons
Sucklebags
Sugar Cubes
Sugar Plums
Super Droopers
Supernauts
Sultanas
Sunny side ups
Sweater Bumpers
Sweater Kittens
Sweater Meat
Sweater Melons
Sweater Mittens
Sweater Puffs
Sweater Puppets
Sweater Puppies
Sweater Stuffers
Sweat Glands
Sweetrolls
Tadzoogas
Tahitis
Talents
Tallapoosas
Tamales
Tambourines
Tango & Cash
Tankers
Tartugas
Tassles
Tastykakes
Tatas
Tater Tots
Tats
Tatties
Tattlers
Teacups
Teatolas
Teats
Tee Pees
Teetees
Teeters
Tentacles
Terrible Twos
Terrible Twosome
Tetas
Tetons
Thangs
Thank Yous
Thelma And Louise
Thingamajigs
Thingamajugs
Thingies
Thousand Pities
Thwackers
Ticket Punchers
Ticket Sellers
Tidbits
Tiddly-Winks
Tig Bitties
Tig Ol' Bitties
Time Zones
Tippers
Tishomingos
bits
s
skis
ter
ties
zenfloppin
TNT's
Tobacco Pouch
Tomatoes
Tom-Toms
Tom & Jerry
Tongue Depressors
Tongue Twisters
Tonsils
Toolbags
Tooters
Tootsie Pops
Top Bollocks (or Top Bollox)
Tora Boras
Torpedo tubes
Torpedoes
Tortillas
Tortugas
Totos
Totties
Towers
Towering Twin Peaks
Town and Cities
Tracts of Land
Tribbles
Trust Funds
Tumblers
Turaluras
Twangers
Tweakers
Tweedledee & Tweedledum
Tweekers
Twin Cities
Twin Peaks
The Twins
Two Eggs, Sunny Side Up
Two Puppies in a Burlap Bag
Twofers
Twotonics
Tympanies
Type 2s
Uberalles
U-Boats
Udders
Uhurus
Umbrellas
Umlauts
Upper Karoos
Upper Ten
USDAs
Utopia
Van Dorens
Victrolas
Volcanoes
Volksvanins
Volumes
Volvos
Voos
Wa-wa pedals
Wahwahs
Waldos
Wallace & Grommit
Wally and the Beav
Wally Wispoppers
Walters
Wanna Bs
Warheads
Warts
Water Balloons
Watermelons
Wazoozies
Weapons
Whammers
Whapoons
Whatchacallems
Whim Whams
White Rabbits
Whole and 2%
Whoompers
Whoopies
Whoppers
Wibbly Wobbly Wonders
Widebodies
Wigglers
Wigwams
Willie & Waylon
Wilsons
Windbags
Windjammers
Windmills
Windshield Wipers
Winnebagos
Wipers
Wobblers
Womanhood
Wonder Twins
Wonderments
Wongas
Wonkas
Woodymakers
Woofers
Wookies
Wopbopaloobops
Workbench
World Trade Centers
Wows
Wreaths
Xenoliths
X-Rateds
X-Ray Glasses
Xylophones
Yabbos
Yabos
Yahoos
Yams
Yayas
Yazoos
Yeast Dough
Ying Yangs
Yippie & Yahoo
Yippies
Yolandas
Yomamas
Yowsers
Yubees
Yum-Yums
Yummies
Yugos
Z-bras
Zagger & Evans
Zeppelins
Ziggurats
Ziggys
Zingers
Zippys
Zoom Zooms
Zoombas
Zoomers
Zwiebacks
ZZ Tops

[ATRAIN]

WOW you have TOO much time on your hands with that list.......way to suck the fun out of it for everyone else

[iflyabeech]

lol, i forgot about tig o bitties!!

[SpurOutofTownFan]

Boobie "open legs" Gibson

[carib]

sweet sweet

[Borosai]

Daniel "Teet" Gibson sounds good to me.

[nkdlunch]

haha TIGOLEBITTIES wins

[spurspf]

Ta Ta's!!

you forgot Bodacious.

[ClingingMars]

only cav other than james worth guarding

-Mars

[cholo]

chi chi's

[smackdaddy11]

inverted nipple

[VinnyTestesVerde]

i'd recommend "NooBie". too obvious?