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  1. #26
    CDs Nuts. resistanze's Avatar
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    [Ras Kass]
    The waterproof MC, you ain't wettin me
    You need to stop rappin and start robbin banks like Steady B
    Cause see, no matter how much green you make
    You'll never taste the avocado, just another broke Versace model
    Tiger Woods ain't even up to par in the game of survival
    That's why I'm pissin in y'all Cristal bottles
    Drink Listerine, brush my teeth with amphetamine
    So I can sound fresh and say dope things in between

    Three strikes to five mics - forever snortin
    I want a woman with the body of a and a personality like Lauryn
    Can't even say I didn't know
    Cause while we wanna be N.W.A. they create the N.W.O.
    How many years, fo' mo' - so the fake John Gotties
    Ain't got no Mazzeraties I be at the party sippin hot toddies
    My pumpin everything, out Audis in Saudi
    I'm +Thuggish Ruggish+ to the Bone,
    "and I'm gonna diss everybody.. and I'm gonna diss everybody.."

  2. #27
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ TheSanityAnnex's Avatar
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    Gangstarr

    I got one lyric pointed at your head for start
    Another one, is pointed at your weak ass heart
    Now if I pull the trigger, on these fully loaded lines
    You're gonna wish I woulda pulled a black nine, I mack dimes
    Crack the spines of the fake gangsters
    Yeah the bitin triflin z, and the studio pranksters
    Yo lookin at the situation plainly: will you remain G?
    Or will you be looked upon strangely?
    I reign as the articulator, with the greater data
    Revolvin on the TASCAM much doper than my last jam
    While others struggle to juggle, tricky metaphots
    I explore more, to expose the core
    A lot of MC's, act stupid to me
    And we have yet to see, if they can match our longevity
    But anyway it's just another day
    Another fake jack I slay with my spectac' rap display
    Styles, smooth but rugged -- you can't push or shove it
    You dig it and you dug it cause like money you love it
    The king of monotone, with my own throne
    Righteously violent prone my words bring winds like cyclones
    Stormin your hideout, blockin out your sunlight
    Your image and your business, were truly not done right
    Throw up your he-Allah-I now, divine saviors
    You got no hand skills there's no security to save ya
    No pager, no celly, no drop top Benz-y
    I came to bring your phone hip-hop, to an ending
    My art of war will leave you sore from the abuse
    Cause you must meet your moment of truth

  3. #28
    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    drinkin' tha gin and juice, baby. Got my mind on my money and my money on my mind

  4. #29
    Senior Member THE ONE AND ONLY's Avatar
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    I just bite it, It's for the look, I don't light it.

  5. #30
    I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge atxrocker's Avatar
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    some good in this thread already.. one of my favorite verses

    from A.L -- Lyrics

    I civilize the unwise when I rise to my potential
    The instrumental, enables me to move my pencil
    Coincidental, to Eintsein's radical mental
    Kickin like orientals far from gentle I'm essential
    When I speak it yo I leak it I freak it, until you peep it
    Gun clappers like creep and sneak it, rappers love to critique it
    Hey yo they honor us, like a foreigner with a genre
    Accounted for visualizing more bodies than a coroner
    My streets are evil, minds are feeble run illegal
    Livin savage like eagles chainin my people to a needle
    While my cerebral, blesses the mic like a cathedral
    Thoughts'll lead you verbals'll feed you to seed you I breed you
    to head you like psychics I came to read you hip-hop I love you
    and I need you rhythmatic automatic fanatic bringin the static
    Rappers they panic stay frantic, while I relax on hammocks
    Island gigantic volcanic, hard to find, like the anic
    I came to slam it, to hold it down like the granite
    Lyric mechanic organic from the Eastern Atlantic
    I run dynamic bendin rappers like they ceramic
    Throughout the planet I scampered the banner, that's how I ran it
    A genuflection goes out, to those in correction
    for recollection, I use the Common Sense Resurrection
    So use protection when you step in my direction
    Lyric injection, could cause infection in your section
    There's no reflection, in this professional selection
    Give mic inspections, so I can hold it with affection
    Beat perfection, carouse the mental in erection
    So vote perfection, House of Reps run elections son

  6. #31
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ TheSanityAnnex's Avatar
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    Why hasn't anyone posted a sick ass country verse? Do they not exist?

  7. #32
    I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge atxrocker's Avatar
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    I don't think so...

    JERU


    Now, I don't bust a tec, bubble drugs
    in the projects, or use mics to sell sex
    z, nowadays is all about this
    So much ying yang, it's ridiculous
    If you got so much cheese where are the black distributors
    And these record companies shake em down like mobsters
    But impostors, like commercial locks are not rastas
    Always fakin moves, never, makin moves
    Asses shake, bottles pop, the government is breakin down
    you fools, you work all week and give the devil back his loot
    for jewels, and the steak on your plate is filled
    with chemicals, still, brothers leave brothers
    all battered and bruised, on the streets
    Won't see snakes on my feet
    The race is on, but I won't compete
    In this compe ion, because I have a greater mission
    I hope that you listen
    Knowledge wisdom and understanding brings, long life
    and health, think anything else and ya playin yaself

  8. #33
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ TheSanityAnnex's Avatar
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    I got seven Mac-11's, about eight, .38's
    Nine 9's, ten Mac-10's, the s never end
    You can't touch my riches
    Even if you had MC Hammer and them 357 es
    Biggie Smalls, the millionaire, the mansion, the yacht
    The two weed spots, the two hot glocks
    HAH, that's how I got the weed spot
    I shot dread in the head, took the bread and the landspread
    Lil' Gotti got the shotty to your body
    So don't resist, or you might miss Christmas
    I tote guns, I make number runs
    I give emcees the runs drippin;
    when I throw my clip in the A.K., I slay from far away
    Everybody hit the D-E-C-K
    My slow flows remarkable
    Peace to Matteo
    Now we smoke weed like Tony Montana sniff the llello
    That's crazy blunts, mad L's
    My voice excels from the avenue to jailcells
    Oh my God I'm droppin like a pigeon
    I hope you're listenin, smackin babies at they christening
    So you better grab your pistol
    cause if you sit still, I'm gonna make your in spill
    And I'm talkin bout buckets, why did I have to do it?
    Sadat said it, you got a gun, bust it
    Cause I got mo' shots to pop-ya
    Big Pop-pa, breakin you off somethin proper
    Signin off is the hardcore rap singer
    a.k.a. crack slinger, bring it anytime

  9. #34
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ TheSanityAnnex's Avatar
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    This thread needs some D e l.


    It don't matter what you do or say
    Try to get away but I'm gonna catch ya
    Wanna compare your self to them
    Well guess what homeboy you don't match up
    I'm my own individual so I know it isn't true just cuz you say it is
    Cuz anything thats truth got proof it ain't you that's simply just the way it is

  10. #35
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ TheSanityAnnex's Avatar
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    I wanna devise a virus
    To bring dire straits to your environment
    Crush your corporations with a mild touch
    Trash your whole computer system and revert you to papyrus
    I want to make a super virus
    Strong enough to cause blackouts in every single metropolis
    Cause they dont wanna unify us
    So it total anarchy and can't nobody stop us

  11. #36
    I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge atxrocker's Avatar
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    gotta show KRS some love


    This is what you waited all year for
    The hardcore, that's what KRS is here for
    Big up Grand Wizard Theodore, gettin' ill
    If you see then ya saw I'm in your grill with mad skill
    MC's can only battle with rhymes that got punchlines
    Let's battle to see who headlines
    Instead of flow for flow let's go show for show
    Toe for toe, yo, you better act like you know
    Too many MC's take that word 'emcee' lightly
    They can't Move a Crowd, not even slightly
    It might be the fact that they express wackness
    Let me show ya whose ass is the blackest
    I flip a script a little bit, you ride the tip and
    Too sick to get with it, admit you bit, your style is counterfeit
    Now tone it down a bit
    My le you will never get, I'm too intelligent
    I'll send your family my sentiments, my style is toxic
    When I rock and shock and hip hop it unlock your head, I knock it
    It split quick from the lyric
    Direct hit, perfect fit, you can't get with it

  12. #37
    I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge atxrocker's Avatar
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    This thread needs some D e l.


    agreed. i was thinking the same thing.

  13. #38
    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    Why hasn't anyone posted a sick ass country verse? Do they not exist?
    who the names their album BIG DOG DADDY?!?!

    Toby Keith Lyrics

    High Maintenance Woman Lyrics

    I see her layin' by the poolside every day
    She ain't got a lot on
    She ain't got a lot to say

    She wouldn't look my way
    But buddy, what do you expect
    I'm just the fix-it-up boy at the apartment complex

    And she'll go out dancin' 'bout seven-fifteen
    Climb into the back of a long limosine
    I know where she's goin'
    She's goin' downtown
    I'm goin' downtown too, and take a look around

    She's my baby doll
    She's my beauty queen
    She's my movie star
    Best I ever seen
    I ain't hooked it up yet
    But I'm tyin' hard as I can
    It's just a high maintenance woman
    Don't want no maintenance man

    I'm just sittin' 'round waitin' on a telephone call
    After water pipe exploded in the living room wall
    If your washer and dryer need a repair
    You know the hadyman's waitin'
    And he'll be right there

    Twenty-four hours
    Seven days a week
    If it's gettin' clogged up or maybe startin' to leak
    Just ring up my number, baby, give me a try
    You know I got all the tools
    And I can satisfy

    She's my baby doll
    She's my beauty queen
    She's my movie star
    Best I ever seen
    I ain't asked her out yet
    'Cause I don't know if I can
    You see a high maitenance woman
    Don't want no maintenance man

    She's my baby doll
    She's my beauty queen
    She's my movie star
    Best I ever seen
    I ain't hooked it up yet
    But I'm tryin' hard as I can
    It's just a high maintenance woman
    Don't want no maintenance man
    Ain't no high maintenance woman
    Gonna fall for a maintenance man

  14. #39
    CDs Nuts. resistanze's Avatar
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    Come, get some, you little bum
    I take the cake but you can't get a crumb
    from the poetic, authentic, superior
    Ultimate - and all that good
    I'm the original, Asiatic, acrobatic
    There you have it, now get dramatic
    Creatin drama when I'm on the scene
    And I pack em in mean, like Bruce Springsteen
    I profile a style that's mild and meanwhile
    put on trial a rap pile to exile
    Make you tumble and stumble, in a rumble just CRUMBLE
    And I'm still calm and humble
    You need another helpin hand to swing on
    I stand alone, but still you gotta bring on
    your Batman and Robin, Cagney and Lacey
    Starsky and Hutch, but they still can't face me
    And if may make this one thing here clear
    that's for you not to come near, PERIOD
    So I ain't buggin or delirious
    My swift tongue's like a sword, that's how severe it is
    And I can slice and dice a Fisher Price MC
    that thought he was nice into Minute Rice
    Single-handed, I ain't with that band stuff
    Cause Cee'll scratch a record like flakes of dandruff
    And the mic I ravage, not like a savage
    but in my own way of doin damage
    As I design the genuine line
    Now who flattop rules in eighty-nine?

    WARM IT UP KANE!

  15. #40
    I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge atxrocker's Avatar
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    any verse in this song is dope so i'll just post the first

    ACEYALONE mother ers

    Now I know you hate it when the MC ain't fly
    So I come in the party live
    Chopping rappers down to size
    I know em when I see em cause they got that look in their eyes
    Surprise
    Aceyalone has arrived
    They surround around the microphone like attracts flies
    I arise
    The Thai gets me high
    I find him, stand right behind him and I spy
    No more than two tries; either freaks it or you die
    I waited; somebody stated "He's intimidated"
    I was faded; I played it like any other brother would've played it
    Nut soon as I grabbed the microphone I went into a frenzy
    Started givin z black eyes like Spuds Mackenzie
    when that bud's in me
    Now one of these z tried to tell me my was hopeless
    His homeboy was on the other side sayin "Man your 's the dopest"
    All of a sudden another rapper pushed his way through the crowd
    Came and stood in front of me and told me he was proud
    Then he bowed, told me that he liked the way I styled
    I thanked him, I smiled
    then I had to be out

  16. #41
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    It was Saturday night and I'm feelin kinda sporty,
    went to a bar and caught me a 40.
    Got kinda a high and a...kinda drunk,
    so I kicked the ass of this little punk.
    Forgot my key and had to ring my bell.
    My momma came dressed, she said, "Who the ?"
    Wait momma, wait, it's me ya little son,
    before I knew it my mom pulled a gun.
    "I know who you are, but who the is that?"
    I turned around man, this was fat,
    I really don't know, she got into the car,
    I musta picked her up when I left the bar.
    Ya know I'm horny homey man I wanted to chill,
    but you know how mothers are, she wanted to ill.
    So I said, "Hey baby is you on the pill?
    'Cause, tonight I wanna be your lover.
    Just one thing: I forgot to buy a rubber..."
    Wait a little while then we snuk upstairs,
    step by step with a hint of fear.
    We got into my room, started to scream,
    momma busted in with a ed up scene.
    Shirt ripped off, drawers down to my knees.
    Wait momma, wait momma, wait, wait, please!
    Put back your gun, put down your broom,
    My mom ed up the room.
    The jumped up with no respect,
    I had to put the big, big in check.
    I said, "Ya come a little closer and ya will get shot,
    I'm sober anyway, I don't need no ."

  17. #42
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    Well I'm sittin on my lunch break, grinnin my teeth (my teeth)
    It's the last day of the week, boy what a relief (relief)
    My muscles kind of ache, they felt rigid and stuff
    so I looked around, and I smoked this big fat spliff
    Now I'm happy as can be I'm in this pothead spell
    I put some Visine in my eyes so that no one can tell
    It's 12:55 almost time for the bell
    Put the breathmints in the mouth so that the mouth don't smell
    Now back on the job, I don't bother no one
    I keep strictly to myself and all my work gets done
    Now the job's finally over it's time to have fun
    and I'm hangin out with Trevor there's a kid named John
    Got real drunker than a skunk and happy as can be
    We went, to the Latin Quarters and we got in free
    Scoopin all the girls like nuttin with my trunk jewelry
    cause I'ma fly brown brother and you can't school me
    Boogie Down was performin hey they ain't no joke
    And a bunch of Brooklyn kids was lookin all down my throat
    Was it my big chains with the big plates on em?
    Then they rolled on me and told me to run em

  18. #43
    I come in Marklar. Marklar MM's Avatar
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    Know what I'm saying, though?

  19. #44
    I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge atxrocker's Avatar
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    A forty ounce for breakfast gets a brother through the day
    I guess I shoulda had a V8 instead; anyway
    Let me contemplate my thought something back to a time
    When my fridge was full of booze but in my pocket not one dime
    I remember back on Willis Ave, with my ace-boom homey Mark Black
    I would start the day off hearin the sound of the fo'-oh crack
    I went to work blitzed, so eventually I got dissed
    And caught a shocker when my supervisor said "You're dismissed"
    Now as I stare at my last check now my mind is stressed and depressed
    I spell relief S-T-I-D-E-S yes with a little excess less the worry
    Why go job hunting today?
    When I can sit back and smoke this sack and drink
    And feel my problems shrink away
    And by now, the rent's due in two weeks
    But inside my mind that's just another problem brew can delete
    I got evicted, to the point where the court martial came to my door
    And said, "Get this kid: get your bags and split you don't live here no more"
    And now I'm ass out; I'm so damn hungry I feel like I'm gonna pass out
    I asked my brother for a handout and he hooked me
    Though I knew he had doubts
    And rightfully so, cause I had new to deal with
    I'm so confused I have no control of my life I think I'll get lit
    So as my problems compile, I steady smile, oh yes
    Sippin on that forty ounce that's leadin me to a path of nowhere
    So as I think about tomorrow, I hesitate and say:
    A forty ounce for breakfast, will get me through the day..

    A forty ounce for breakfast gets a brother through the day
    I guess I shoulda rolled a joint up instead; anyway
    Seems like everytime I start I don't know when it's time to say when
    Now my mental gets all blurred and inside talk the ill-behavin
    Coolin with my boys, no names need to be mentioned
    At a party with some brothers I don't know I'm chillin in some E&J
    With a forty O-Z to wash the down
    And plus a lot of marijuana now I need to sit down
    I can't remember the last time I was this blew out of my cranium
    My ears and head begin to hum aloud as the room spun; anyway
    Next thing I know I blacked out woke up with vomit all over my coat
    Start talkin out my ass I can't see straight but yet I quote
    And I don't know what came over me, I started dissin both my homies
    That I used to freestyle with and now I'm askin them to show me
    What they got not thinkin straight I don't know why I posed the challenge
    Now my ego is erupting as if I was Mt. Saint Helens
    Some was said I know I can't erase and now ain't the same
    I wish I had just one more chance to live that day again
    I strain; cause this bid was to find a true friend
    And loose them to booze in my system just ain't how I'm livin
    Nothin I could really say to mend up how someone else feels
    And so I guess I gotta wait and see if maybe the wounds will heal
    And I really didn't mean a word I said though I can't prove that
    Now the only thing that I can really say is I went out
    And out I went and now and then I get irate and say
    A forty ounce for.. nah
    A forty ounce for.. !!
    Just one more forty just one more I'll make this last day
    A forty ounce for breakfast, can get me through the day

    GIFT OF GAB

  20. #45
    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    as requested, sick ass country lyrics

    Well they call me the fireman, that's my name.
    Making my rounds all over town, putting out old flames.
    Well everybody'd like to have a what I got.
    I can cool 'em down when they're smold'ring hot.
    I'm the fireman, that's my name.

    Last night they had a bad one a mile or two down the road.
    Well my buddy walked out and left his woman burning out of control.
    Well I was down there in about an hour or so.
    With a little mouth to mouth she was ready to go.

    I'm the fireman, that's my name.
    Every night it's the same
    I hear you callin' my name
    You're lyin' next to me
    I give into your charms
    You disappear in my arms
    I realize it's just a dream, but

    [Chorus:]
    Desperately, I long to feel your touch
    But you left me all alone in love

    And now I
    Shake the sleep from my head
    And try to crawl out of bed
    Today is just another day
    I make the coffee for one
    I turn the radio on
    Pretend that everything's ok
    , but

    [Chorus]

    And now I
    Know there's no reason to smile
    It's gonna take me awhile
    'Cause I still love you desperately

    [Chorus]

    And now I
    Watch the sun goin' down
    There ain't nobody around
    I feel a night in the breeze
    I keep on tellin' myself
    I don't need nobody else
    And I can do as I please, but

    And now I

    [Chorus]

    And now
    Every night it's the same
    I hear you callin' my name
    I still love you desperately
    I still love you
    I still want you
    I still love you desperately
    and
    Country music singers
    have always been a real close family
    but lately some of my kin folks
    have disowned a few others and me
    i guess its because
    i kinda changed my direction
    i guess i went and broke the family tradition

    they get on me wanna know Hank
    why do you drink?
    (Hank) why do you roll smoke?
    Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
    over and over
    everybody made my prediction
    so if i get stoned
    I'm just carryin'
    on an old family tradition

    I am very proud
    of my daddys name
    although his kinda music
    and mine ain't exactly the same
    stop and think it over
    put yourself in my position
    if i get stoned and sing all night long
    it's a family tradition

    Don't ask me Hank
    why do you drink?
    (Hank) why do you roll smoke?
    Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
    If I'm down in a Honky-Tonk
    Some ol' slicks tryin to give me corrections
    I'll say leave me alone
    I'm singin all night long
    it's a family tradition

    Lordy, I have loved some ladies
    and I have loved Jim Beam
    and they both tried to kill me
    in 1973

    when that doctor asked me
    Son how did you get in this condition
    I said hey sawbones I'm just carryin on
    an old family tradition

    So don't ask me Hank
    why do you drink?
    (Hank) why do you roll smoke?
    Why must you live out the songs you wrote?
    Stop and think it over
    Try and put yourself in my unique position
    If I get stoned and sing all night long
    It's a family tradition!

  21. #46
    Desperate Housewife Flea's Avatar
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    Hey I posted an old Suzy Boggus verse earlier, she's country!

    Here's another one......I LOVE this song!



    Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp,
    and she's probably getting frisky...
    right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

    Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

    And he don't know...

    That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
    carved my name into his leather seats...
    I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
    slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

    Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

    Right now, she's probably up singing some
    white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
    Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
    and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
    Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
    And he don't know...

    That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
    carved my name into his leather seats,
    I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
    slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

    Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

    I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
    Cause the next time that he cheats...

    Oh, you know it won't be on me!

    Ohh... not on me...
    Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
    carved my name into his leather seats...
    I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
    slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

    Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

    Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

    Ohh... before he cheats...

  22. #47
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    Sacramento Kings
    e1- 187 proof


    And that’s how the was handled, first name Jack, last name Daniels
    Had two boys named E and J, E had the nine and J the AK
    Clocked on a street called Hennessey, robs with a mother er named
    O.E.
    E had a and her name was Gin, had a named Juice doin time
    in the pen
    You couldn’t tell that Gin was a though, cuz she was in some
    named Cisco
    E and J knew tonight they’d come with two fat s named Bacardi and
    Rum
    The cap jacks hoe and the sight was scary, the was all bloody
    and her name was Mary
    Officer Martini wiped up the body, and all fingers pointed at Rum and
    Bacardi
    E and J told Jack the hotel, so Jack tried to bail Juice out of the jail
    But ol’ E had the judge on the payroll clout, so Jack shot the judge up
    and rolled Juice out
    Now everybody’s talking ‘bout Gin and Juice, Juice shot Gin cuz the
    was loose
    Now E is shook thinkin they ain’t gonna get me, I’ll round up the posse
    and call up Mickey
    Mickey was big, he only sold 8 balls, had 99 s up against the wall
    E and J found out he made the call so E and J and Jack and Juice nined
    them all
    They were sent to the morgue and Mickey paid the bill, got the money
    from the reckless Strawberry Hill
    Jack and Juice said Mickey wouldn’t survive, but Mickey was slick he
    had a Colt 45
    And now he’s wonderin how he got the word, it was the neighborhood wino
    Thunderbird
    You wonder how the murder rap got so much juice, it was a hundred and
    eighty-seven proof

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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    And those who know what's best for us

    Must rise and save us from ourselves

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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    Why hasn't anyone posted a sick ass country verse? Do they not exist?
    A little Charlie Robison..

    My little brother was just ten years old
    When we hit bad weather and
    hid in the hold
    We could see Texas it was only a mile
    Oh little brother I remember your smile
    At Indianola
    My dad built a sawmill
    Of cypress and stone
    It was there on Medina
    That we made our home
    It was year 1850 that I sent for my girl
    Oh fraulein come meet me in this brand
    new world
    At Indianola

    When the are they called civil
    Had barely begun me and my cousins
    decided we'd run
    Up through Louisiana to meet up
    with the Grant
    But 100 damn rebels shot us there
    in the sand
    At Indianola

    They said up in New York the
    stock market fell
    And the life they was livin'
    was shot all to
    But we ain't seen nothin' no
    different than dust
    'Cept the wheels on the wagons
    all covered in rust
    At Indianola

    When that scrape with ol' Hitler
    Was over and done
    I wondered if I had killed kin with my gun
    We sat there in Paris in a little cafe
    And as they toasted Truman I
    drifted away
    To Indianola

    Well it's fifty years later and nobody cares
    About some old city that ain't even there
    Well, my sons moved to Houston and they
    work in the Gulf
    It's seven days on and seven days off and
    I work for the doctor who bought
    our old ranch
    From First Quality Federal the
    foreclosures branch
    And he calls me hillbilly and
    laughs at my hair
    But a cancer will get him if anything's fair
    And I'll take his ashes to throw
    from my boat
    'Cause across that ocean I'm going to float
    To find me another Indianola


    And some Slaid Cleaves

    In the melting snows of Ontario where the wind'll make you shiver
    'Twas the month of May up in Georgian Bay near the mouth of the Musquash River
    Where the bears prowl and the coyotes howl and you can hear the osprey scream
    Back in '99 we were cutting pine and sending it down the stream

    Young Sandy Gray came to Go Home Bay all the way from P.E.I.
    Where the weather's rough and it makes you tough, no man's afraid to die
    Sandy came a smilin', thirty thousand islands was the place to claim his glory
    Now Sandy's gone but his name lives on - this is Sandy's story

    Young Sandy Gray lives on today in the echoes of a mighty yell
    Listen close and you'll hear a ghost in this story that I tell, boys
    This story that I tell

    Now Sandy Gray was boss of the men who'd toss the trees onto the shore
    They'd come and go 'til they'd built a floe 100,000 logs or more
    And he'd ride 'em down toward Severn Sound to cut 'em 'up in the mills for timber
    And ships would haul spring summer and fall 'til the ice came in December

    One Sabbath Day big Sandy Gray came into camp with a peavey on his shoulder
    With a thundercrack he dropped his axe and the room got a little bit colder
    Said "Come on all you, we got work to do - we gotta give 'er all we can give 'er
    There's a jam of logs at the little jog near the mouth of the Musquash River"

    With no time to pray on the Lord's day, they were hoping for God's forgiveness
    But the jam was high in a troubled sky and they set out about their business
    They poked with poles and ran with the rolls and tried to stay on their feet
    Every trick they tried, one man cried "This log jam's got us beat!"

    But Sandy Gray was not afraid and he let out a mighty yell.
    "I'll be damned, we'll break this jam, or it's breakfast in , boys
    Breakfast in !"

    Now every one of the men did the work of ten and Sandy scrambled up to the top
    He was working like a dog heaving 30 foot logs and it looked like he'd never stop
    They struggled on, these men so strong, 'til the jam began to sway
    Then they dove for cover to the banks of the river, all except for Sandy Gray

    Now with thoughts of death they held their breath as they saw their friend go down
    They all knew in a second or two he'd be crushed or frozen or drowned
    They saw him fall and they heard him call, just once and then it was over
    Young Sandy Gray gave his life that day near the mouth of the Musquash River

    But Sandy Gray was not afraid and he let out a mighty yell
    "I'll be damned, we'll break this jam, or it's breakfast in , boys
    Breakfast in !"

    East of Giant's Tomb there's plenty of room, there's no fences and no walls
    And if you listen close you'll hear a ghost down by Sandy Gray Falls
    Through the tops of the trees you'll hear in the breeze the echoes of a mighty yell
    "I'll be damned, we'll break this jam, or it's breakfast in "

    But Sandy Gray was not afraid and he let out a mighty yell
    "I'll be damned, we'll break this jam, or it's breakfast in , boys
    Breakfast in !"

  25. #50
    reppin the 16th letter! Fillmoe's Avatar
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    look at all the bay area cats.... MAD LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    atxrocker with jeru the damaja... SUN RISES IN THE EAST !


    side note... whatever happened to that cat?

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