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im robbing your branch
priceless man, very f'n priceless
im robbing your branch
"Stanford Tree Suspended, Turns To Life of Crime"
He wanted a trunk-full of money.
Take you all night to come up with that one?
Rome was not built in a day.
Oh, you guys are so punny!
It wasn't built on bad puns, either.
Where is Henny Youngman when you need him?!?!!
Did he rob a Woodforest?
Why rob a bank dressed as a tree? There's more money in hedge funds.
Things could have been a lot more violent. An oak will just rob the place, but fir is murder.
The put together a picture of the guy by combining images of him caught on different security cameras. It was a classic example of photo synthesis.
He was trying to avoid being board.
He got the idea to rob a bank after watching "Dogwood Afternoon".
He'll be pining away in prison now.
Thread over.
All spruced up and no place to go.
Did they catch his acornplices?
Turns out he was barking up the wrong tree.
Hope he didn't take any wooden nickles.
Poor sap...
You are wrong, Deadline Breath.
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