Favorite Movie Lines

[THE ONE AND ONLY]

"KnowwhutImean Vern" Ernest P. Worrell

[O-Factor]

Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.

Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play For Blood" -- remember?

Johnny Ringo: Oh that. That was just foolin' about.

Doc Holliday: I wasn't.

Tombstone

"Im your huckleberry"

Doc Holliday
Tombstone

[O-Factor]

Mitch: "Sorry, your seat belt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?"
Taxi driver: "I recommend you stop being such a got."

Old School

[jman3000]

i was plumb surprised.

finkleman.

[O-Factor]

"When I met Mary, I got that old-fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her."

Loyd
Dumb and Dumber

[Soul_Patch]

yea man...i seriously could watch tombstone every day..and never get tired of that.


one of the best, if not THE best modern day westerns.

[Soul_Patch]

Mitch: "Sorry, your seat belt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?"
Taxi driver: "I recommend you stop being such a got."

Old School

hahaha...another golden quote.

[Leetonidas]

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! NOBODY!"

-Dodgeball

"What can I get for you little porch monkey? Oh, it's cool. I'm taking it back."

-Clerks 2

"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"

-Wedding Crashers

[peewee's lovechild]

Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.

Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play For Blood" -- remember?

Johnny Ringo: Oh that. That was just foolin' about.

Doc Holliday: I wasn't.

Tombstone

"I'm your huckleberry."

- Doc Holliday (Tombstone)

[monosylab1k]

Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, huh?
Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.
Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by ######s.
Coccotti: Come again?
Clifford Worley: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are ######s.
Coccotti: Yes...
Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much in' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that ###### gene. Now this...
[Coccotti busts out laughing]
Clifford Worley: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
Coccotti: [Laughing] I love this guy.
Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are ######s. Uh-huh.
[Starts laughing, too]
Clifford Worley: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother ed a ######, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-###### kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.
[All laugh]

-True Romance

[peewee's lovechild]

"You aint no daisy. You aint no daisy!!"

- Doc Holliday

[O-Factor]

"I have an after funeral party to attend"

Derek Zoolander
Zoolander

[Soul_Patch]

All from 40 year old Virgin -- One of my favorite movies


How many pots have you smoken?

You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.


Mooj: Life is about people. It's about connections.
Andy S zer: It's all about connections.
Mooj: It's not about s, and ass, and s.
Andy S zer: Yeah.
Mooj: And butthole pleasures.
Andy S zer: It's not about butthole pleasures at all.
Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
Andy S zer: Please stop.
Mooj: And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice tail, and these stained balls.
Andy S zer: Mooj, just please stop.

[peewee's lovechild]

Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, huh?
Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.
Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by ######s.
Coccotti: Come again?
Clifford Worley: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are ######s.
Coccotti: Yes...
Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much in' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that ###### gene. Now this...
[Coccotti busts out laughing]
Clifford Worley: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
Coccotti: [Laughing] I love this guy.
Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are ######s. Uh-huh.
[Starts laughing, too]
Clifford Worley: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother ed a ######, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-###### kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.
[All laugh]

-True Romance

That one is a classic!!!!

Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken were ing bad ass in that one scene!!

[MoSpur]

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! NOBODY!"

-Dodgeball

"What can I get for you little porch monkey? Oh, it's cool. I'm taking it back."

-Clerks 2

"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"

-Wedding Crashers

One of my favorites

[O-Factor]

The opening monologue form Swordfish

"You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make . Unbelievable, unremarkable . Now I'm not some grungy wannabe filmmaker that's searching for existentialism through a haze of bong smoke or something. No, it's easy to pick apart bad acting, short-sighted directing, and a purely moronic stringing together of words that many of the studios term as "prose". No, I'm talking about the lack of realism. Realism; not a pervasive element in today's modern American cinematic vision. Take Dog Day Afternoon, for example. Arguably Pacino's best work, short of Scarface and Godfather Part 1, of course. Masterpiece of directing, easily Lumet's best. The cinematography, the acting, the screenplay, all top-notch. But... they didn't push the envelope. Now what if in Dog Day, Sonny REALLY wanted to get away with it? What if - now here's the tricky part - what if he started killing hostages right away? No mercy, no quarter. "Meet our demands or the pretty blonde in the bellbottoms gets it the back of the head." Bam, splat! What, still no bus? Come on! How many innocent victims splattered across a window would it take to have the city reverse its policy on hostage situations? And this is 1976; there's no CNN, there's no CNBC, there's no internet! Now fast forward to today, present time, same situation. How quickly would the modern media make a frenzy over this? In a matter of hours, it'd be biggest story from Boston to Budapest! Ten hostages die, twenty, thirty; bam bam, right after another, all caught in high-def, computer-enhanced, color corrected. You can practically taste the brain matter. All for what? A bus, a plane? A couple of million dollars that's federally insured? I don't think so. Just a thought. I mean, it's not within the realm of conventional cinema... but what if?"

Gabriel(John Travolta)
Swordfish

[MoSpur]

"Merman,"*cough...cough...cough*", merman,"*leaves and coughs*-Zoolander

[O-Factor]

"Good, bad...Im the one with the Gun"

Ash(Bruce Cambell)
Army of Darkness

[O-Factor]

"Merman,"*cough...cough...cough*", merman,"*leaves and coughs*-Zoolander

lol

[Avitus1]

Ash: Good, Bad, I'm the Guy with the Gun

Bruce Campbell
in
Army of Darkness

[ATRAIN]

"I feel like Buckner, walking back into Shea..."

Matt Damon
Rounders

DAMN THATS A GREAT LINE!!

[MoSpur]

Maximus
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Gladiator

[O-Factor]

"You tell him I'm coming! And 's coming with me!"

Wyatt Earp
Tombstone

[ATRAIN]

"Good, bad...Im the one with the Gun"

Ash(Bruce Cambell)
Army of Darkness

The opening is awesome

Ash: My name is Ash and I am a slave. As far as I can tell, the year is 1300 A.D and I'm being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this, I had a normal life, once.
Ash: [now Ash is in a flashback] Hardware aisle twelve, shop smart, shop S-Mart!
Ash: [back to monologue] I had a beautiful girlfriend named Linda. We decided to spend a weekend at an abandoned cabin in the woods. While there we found a book, Necronomiconexmortis, roughly translated, the Book of the Dead. Inked in human blood and bound in human flesh it was never meant for the world of the living. The book awoke something in the woods, something evil.
[something crashes through the window of the cabin and Linda screams]
Ash: It took Linda. Then it came after me, it got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist.
[Ash is seen cutting off his hand]
Ash: But that didn't stop it, it came back for more.

[MoSpur]

Frank Ricard: Do you trust that I do not wanna to see you die here tonight? Blue: Sir yes sir.
Frank Ricard: Blue, you're my boy! Blue: Thank you sir.

Old School