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I've never heard Drew Carrey's big jokes.
I don't know that I want to.
Why would that be a problem??
Those jokes are funny as .
I've never heard Drew Carrey's big jokes.
I don't know that I want to.
It's nothing you haven't read on here before. Granted, his are pretty funny bathroom humor.
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My is so big, I have to call it Mr. in front of company.
My is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
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My contributed fifty thousand dollars to the Democratic National Committee.
My was once the ambassador to China.
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My is so big, every time I get hard I cause a solar eclipse.
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If you cut my in two, you can tell how old I am.
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My is so big, when I get hard my eyebrows get pulled down to my neck.
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If they would have given it to Rosie I would have been all for blowing up CBS headquarters. That would have been idiotic.
Because that's a normal reaction to the news.
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