Favorite Quotes

[Art Linkletter]

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[SRJ]

"Sex between two people is a very beautiful thing; between five, it's fantastic." - Woody Allen

[DirkAB]

"Religion is a fine thing taken in moderation"

[Mister Sinister]

"Sure he's an asshole. Sure he's dead. Sure you're just imagining that he's talking to you. None of that stops the bas from being absolutely right."

"You shut up, Jackie Boy. You're dead."

-Dwight McCarthy (Sin City)

[SpursWoman]

I can't think well when my pants are off, which come to think of it, explains quite a bit about my life.

- random chick on the Best of Craigslist

[SequSpur]

Corn Floats,

-sequ

[Bukkaki King]

Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill sheaperds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with GREAT veangence and FURIOUS anger, those who attempt to POISON and DESTROY my brothers, and YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD, WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!!!

samuel L. jackson- Pulp Ficton

[phyzik]

I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And, Jack left town. - Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams from Army of Darkness

[SRJ]

"I could eat alphabet soup and better lyrics." - Broadway critic after watching a terrible musical