Dirk "Exploring The Sense Of Life"

[ShoogarBear]

And yes, he's closer to Duncan than Zach. I don't mind seeing his game picked apart and so forth, but the jokes and ridicule bother me. I know this is a Spurs messageboard and I'd never be a board nanny, but it pisses me off sometimes. That's all I'm saying. I just think he deserves a bit more respect. The way it reads from some of your fellow Spurs fans, he's no better than Peja - a soft jumpshooter with no heart.

Dude, that's just the smack. There's alayws going to be a lot of that thanks to the carryover from the infestation of annoying Mav Fans from 2006. When you find the serious discussions going on Dirk gets more than his props (for his shooting, anyway).

[SpursDynasty]

Dirk is a fake player who should be kicked out of the NBA.

[mavs>spurs2]

Call in the dynasty trolls

[spursfan09]

Sombody should tell him there is no sense to his life.... I kidd, I kidd.

[MavericksDynasty]

Doesn't suck as much as having a child that you're not ready to have, like half of this city's teenagers.

It's called the pill and rubbers.

[JeffDynasty]

Dirk is a fake player who should be kicked out of the NBA.

It's true. Dirk is fake. The NBA uses advanced computer graphics (like the ones used in Jurassic Park) and puppetry to create the image of of the character you know as "Dirk". He's totally fake and should removed from the league.

You don't even want to know how the NBA's special effects experts created 67 fake wins. It would blow your mind.

Preach on Jeff!!!