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But they are very nice cars.
Them Chargers are sweeeeeeeeeeeet
But they are very nice cars.
So is it true that cops have certain quotas they have to fulfill every month?I rarely give tickets...
Because people always say watch yourself at the end of the month.
If an officer asks you to 'step out of your car', you have the right to automatically lock all your doors....make em work for a search...
NO!
I hear that all the freaken time....
I give about 5-10 tix a month. A guy that works with me gives over 200 tix a month.
Go figure.....
True that.
But if you have nothing to hide- why would you want to be put through that?
Maybe 'cause I don't want a nosy stranger going through my crap?
Whatever floats your boat.
The Fourth Amendment floats my boat.
ZStomp, if you try to pull me over, it'll turn into a high speed pursuit.
That is if you have the balls to pursuit me.
There is a another shirt that deals with cops with the top 3 excuses to get out of a ticket, same layout as the one above.ZStomp, if you try to pull me over, it'll turn into a high speed pursuit.
That is if you have the balls to pursuit me.
How to get out of a ticket:
1. Tell the officer you thought we were racing.
2. Tell the officer you were speeding to get home to watch Cops
3. I forgot the third one.
One of the guys in my office gets several tickets a year, always has them dismissed. He's a genius at it, no one else could pull off what he does.
One of the girls I work with got out of a speeding ticket on the way to a meeting - she started crying and was 7 months pregnant. Cop let her go.
You can get one moving violation dismissed by simply taking a defensive driving course, or renting a D.D. video, and you can get another dismissed by pleading not guilty on your plea date, going to your court date and they offer everyone differed adjudication...
(as long as your not going 100MPH+)
Ah, yet another tough guy courtesy of teh internets.
The best place to carry small-amounts of 'contraband' if you are a passenger is in your hand. If you get pulled over - eat it....you cannot be arrested for being a passenger and smelling like a dope....
The best place to carry small-amounts of 'contraband' if you are the driver is stuffed in a compartment under your dash board....
Always wash your hands before touching any part of your car after handling said contraband.... dogs react to resin on door handles...that's how most people get busted....
The best place to hide larger amounts of contraband is mixed in with prepared food. Food will always throw dogs off....
wheres my pinche sapoa sticker!
The best way to travel with contraband over large distances, even through those pesky immigration check-points, is baked into brownies and cakes....
that's the first thing i thought of too.
I got a guy I was riding with out of a ticket- by DPS none the less- by ing at him when the trooper came up. I asked the trooper what the speed limit was; it was 55 on this road, and I started to gripe at the driver, telling him, "See I told you the speed limit was 55 not 65- you never listen to me..." The guy figured he was in enough trouble and only gave him a warning.
ploto, ing at someone. Who'da thunk it?
It's alot worse here (well now anyway) than it looks on the "Wire". If thats at all possible. And as for the Chargers.... If our department just managed to keep our Grand Marquis up to standards that would impress me. Now some of the surrounding counties around the city do have Chargers. They are mostly used for traffic I hear. Plus most of the fictional characters on "The Wire" are narcotics already. Thats where I hope to be in another year.
Last edited by florige; 08-18-2007 at 09:50 AM.
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