Annoying things your co-workers do

[ATRAIN]

this is the first time.

I think it might be our little pregger we have here which is forgivable.

your not the father are you?

[florige]

no man. I'll post some more stories about him when I can think of them. I need to somehow get audio of his speech patterns, you guys will die laughing.

Yeah ypu have got to keep me posted on his progress. That crap was funny!!

[samikeyp]

He butts into conversations and even tries to talk about stuff he knows nothing about(kind of like Melmart).

[ATRAIN]

LOL well you dont see it cause your blinded by lust

[samikeyp]

Nahh..nothing that simple.

[ATRAIN]

Nahh..nothing that simple.

that simple?

[Bigzax]

i reckon i'll keep my diet to myself from now on...ya heard!

[ATRAIN]

i reckon i'll keep my diet to myself from now on...ya heard!

lol just dont talk about it at work

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

He butts into conversations and even tries to talk about stuff he knows nothing about.

The dip in my office butts into conversations in languages she doesn't even speak! Normally she'll butt into any conversation she can but this was something special. One of the guys here is from Saudi Arabia. A friend of his dropped by and they struck up a conversation in Arabic. I wasn't paying much attention to it but apparently Stupid was because out of nowhere I hear her blurt out, "JIHAD?"

At which point the two guys and myself look at her like she just said the dumbest thing ever, because she had. She thought she had heard one of them say "jihad". Why she felt the need to get into the conversation at that point I have no idea. The other worker (who is possibly the most polite person I have ever met) looked her dead in the eye and in all seriousness asked her if she had been drinking.

I've asked my boss several times to get rid of this because she's a law suit waiting to happen, but he doesn't have to deal with her everyday so what does he care?

[Fillmoe_]

He butts into conversations and even tries to talk about stuff he knows nothing about(kind of like Melmart).

[Fillmoe_]

The dip in my office butts into conversations in languages she doesn't even speak! Normally she'll butt into any conversation she can but this was something special. One of the guys here is from Saudi Arabia. A friend of his dropped by and they struck up a conversation in Arabic. I wasn't paying much attention to it but apparently Stupid was because out of nowhere I hear her blurt out, "JIHAD?"

At which point the two guys and myself look at her like she just said the dumbest thing ever, because she had. She thought she had heard one of them say "jihad". Why she felt the need to get into the conversation at that point I have no idea. The other worker (who is possibly the most polite person I have ever met) looked her dead in the eye and in all seriousness asked her if she had been drinking.

I've asked my boss several times to get rid of this because she's a law suit waiting to happen, but he doesn't have to deal with her everyday so what does he care?

If I was one of those Saudi dudes I would randomly toss in words that sound like jihad when I'm speaking Arabic around her.

[ATRAIN]

your quote is that Guru as in Guru's Jazzmattaz?

[Shelly]

I have a guy here I seriously hate. He is about 6'2 and rail thin, except he has developed a belly. He is so aware of his belly that he is on a "diet" Here is what he does all day becuase he is on a "diet" and he is cheap. He eats one meal a day around 4, right before we leave. From about 1-4 all he talks about is what he is going to eat for that meal. He thinks that if he just snacks during the day, and eats this one meal he will save money and lose weight. All he snacks on is peanuts, pork rinds and Mug Root Beer. I want to kill him for being so dumb. Yesterday I personally watched him eat a sausage biscut from BK, then 3 bags of pork rinds, and about 6 Root Beers, then it comes time for his one meal and he gets spagetti and chicken wings. The guy is a ing moron; and all we hear about is his diet. He talks all day and can't stand to be around people in silence. He talks like he is a 50/50 mix of ghetto and hillbilly. I have tried to figure out if he is a hillbilly or a hoodrat, and after 2 years I still can't decide. I hate this guy

Is he from Kirtand?

My sister had a friend who's dad was born and raised in Kirtland. His accent was like some hillbilly. We couldn never figure out why he talked that way.

[Fillmoe_]

your quote is that Guru as in Guru's Jazzmattaz?

correct

[florige]

The dip in my office butts into conversations in languages she doesn't even speak! Normally she'll butt into any conversation she can but this was something special. One of the guys here is from Saudi Arabia. A friend of his dropped by and they struck up a conversation in Arabic. I wasn't paying much attention to it but apparently Stupid was because out of nowhere I hear her blurt out, "JIHAD?"

At which point the two guys and myself look at her like she just said the dumbest thing ever, because she had. She thought she had heard one of them say "jihad". Why she felt the need to get into the conversation at that point I have no idea. The other worker (who is possibly the most polite person I have ever met) looked her dead in the eye and in all seriousness asked her if she had been drinking.

I've asked my boss several times to get rid of this because she's a law suit waiting to happen, but he doesn't have to deal with her everyday so what does he care?

Man this thread is too funny. I am going to keep bumping this one so we can keep up with these stories.

[ATRAIN]

correct

you just went up points in my book

[Fillmoe_]

you mean frank gore beasting on the hawks wasn't doing anything for you?

[ATRAIN]

now the guy that doesnt shut up is chewing ice ugggghhhhh

[ATRAIN]

you mean frank gore beasting on the hawks wasn't doing anything for you?

????

[Ballcox]

I work in an office with all women, but I have my own separate job and really don't have to interact with them at all if I don't want to.

However, they do start to look at me strange if I haven't contributed to one of their several ongoing sessions about their husbands, kids, life in general, etc.

So, occasionally I'll contribute and make something up about my life that is worse than it actually is, then I'm in good with them again.

[florige]

I work in an office with all women, but I have my own separate job and really don't have to interact with them at all if I don't want to.

However, they do start to look at me strange if I haven't contributed to one of their several ongoing sessions about their husbands, kids, life in general, etc.

So, occasionally I'll contribute and make something up about my life that is worse than it actually is, then I'm in good with them again.

Thats a sweet deal if the women you work with are hot!

[ATRAIN]

Thats a sweet deal if the women you work with are hot!

Man I dont even have eye candy.....I miss working in a call center....that was a sex drama fest. Everyone was banging everyone and there were tons of dumb hot chicks.

[florige]

Man I dont even have eye candy.....I miss working in a call center....that was a sex drama fest. Everyone was banging everyone and there were tons of dumb hot chicks.

Thats how it was when I worked in retail while I was in school. Everybody dating everybody. But I can only imagine the hot pieces of you know what that you had in a call center.

[Thunder Dan]

Is he from Kirtand?

My sister had a friend who's dad was born and raised in Kirtland. His accent was like some hillbilly. We couldn never figure out why he talked that way.

haha I know the accent your talking about, but no he is from inner city Canton.

[Thunder Dan]

Yeah ypu have got to keep me posted on his progress. That crap was funny!!

He just went and got his one meal for the day. Get ready for this, he got the Speedway special of 2 hot dogs for a dollar, a 64 ounce frozen cherry slush and a bag of doritos. Today is also his day he goes to the gym and lifts with his personal trainer he got (which happends to be a guy I went to college with). I talked to his trainer at a bar one night, and he seems to be the only person who hates him more than I do, but alteast we get paid to be around him.