Best NBA Related prize

[Samr]

How I'd rank it:

1) Trip for two to China to watch a USA Basketball game -- one of those experiences that you would never forget. I can't imagine how cool that'd be to say you went to an Olympic game.

2)Trip for two to All-Star weekend and all the events -- see: above. This is just the neutered version.

3) $5000 -- Hey, experiences are cool, but so is money. This prize seems to have the least logistical problems associated with it (planning schedules of yourself and others around an event/prize) as well, which is why it is ranked high.

4) NBA Gift Bag -- I'm just assuming there is going to be some cool stuff in there, given that is included as an option among other expensive things like trips. I'm sure I'd make use of it all, too.

5) Pair of season tickets -- This would be ranked higher, but it's here because I just don't like the idea of going to every. single. game. Simply not worth the time and cost it takes to get down there and buy the requisite coke + food all season. Playoff tickets, different story, but I'd just turn around and sell these, or at least a majority of them, either way.

6) NBA Commissioner for a Day -- New York would be fun to see, but the Knicks are not. No desire at all. I'd rather see Sisyphus try to push a rock up at hill... hey, at least he has a chance, right? Or at least a better chance at success than the Knicks do. Also, I can't shake the feeling that the prize-winner would be hurried out the door by whatever staff is running this.

7) All-Star jersey and basketball, signed -- It'd make my penis feel bigger just owning these two. I can see it now....

8) Lunch with an NBA All-Star -- Ok let's be honest: neither of you are going to walk away from this a better man. You are going to be a tool, and he is going to consult his watch, often, to see when his required time is up.

9) A half-court shot for a chance to win $1,000,000 -- I am a horrible shot and I will surely find a way to trip on my foot or otherwise make an ass of myself in the process. I'd rather not be a youtube clip, thanks.

[dallaskd]

i might take the half court shot cus i know i would j it. but incase i miss, i would take the season tickets or 5,000 cash.

[Roxsfan]

I'll take the cash

[dallaskd]

I'll take the cash

why not 1,000,000? all you have to do is shoot a ball?