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Well there have been some interesting UFO do entaries lately on the Science and History channels. Maybe he's been watching too much television.
You're all idiots. Cthulhu's where it's at.
Well there have been some interesting UFO do entaries lately on the Science and History channels. Maybe he's been watching too much television.
This is almost as funny as christians ing about the coming of the Rapture.
Almost.
But the Rapture is foretold in a book. A book Pee Wee! A book.
Written by some ed up old foggie who was living in solitary confinement on an island.
, Tom Hanks started talking to a volley ball after a couple of weeks being stranded on an island. Imagine what that er could have done with that volleyball if he had twenty years time?
He could have written a book to rival Revelations (Apocolypse to some of you).
Jerk.
But on topic.We should stock up on some peanut butter and 1/2 liter aquafina.
I think it's funny as , but it's from a British tabloid...
If it's true, however, someone who likes Tom Cruise needs to get him medicated.
But if it's in a book it has to be true.
So, he's a "jerk" for making fun of your religion, but you go ahead and unload on Tom's?Jerk.
But on topic.
Tom can call me a jerk if he wants to.
Now I'm not going to argue that Tom Cruise isn't insane because he believes in Scientology and that makes him mad as a cut snake, but you people all fell for a sucker report from:
1. the Daily Mail in the UK (a tabloid rag),
2. which quotes from "Star" magazine in the US (what a reputable journal!),
3. which quotes "a source",
4. which is directly contradicted by Tom's representative.
In other words, some hack writer made it all up, and you believe it?
Sheesh people, show a bit of media savvy, please...
Scientology isn't a religion, even scientologists say that. It's "more of an alternative to psychology", so they say repeatedly.
Where do we draw the line on what cons utes a religion and what doesn't? I mean, Scientology is clearly a complete and utter load of e, yet people believe in it so it becomes a religion and thus a sacred cow!? So if I believe that we're all dominions of the Omniscient Flying Spaghetti Monster, and declare that my faith, does that make it a religion? Where is the line?
Oh, and what delineates a "religion" from a "cult"? Scientology strikes me more as a cult than anything else.
Scientology is as ridiculous as Christianity. If you recognize one as a religion you must recognize all bull as religion.
You lost me there, buddy.
You Ozzies are funny creatures.
I'd much rather take Stephen King's The Stand as truth.
Actually, that would be a pretty cool way to end humanity.
I'm going to start looking for a little old black woman who lives in a corn field and plays her gui-tar all day long.
Why is Kings so obsessed with corn fields??
I think that means that the scarecrow is the devil.
Which probably makes dorthy the Anti-christ.
And the munchkins are evil.
I don't know where I'm going with all this, but I can still probably make a religion out of it.
I'll just have to crucify the cowardly lion or some like that.
If you were a snake, and someone cut you, wouldn't you be pretty pissed off?
I'd probably be dead.
Plus, snakes are always pissy.
But, I believe our silly Ozzie/Aussie (I like Ozzie because it's so much more amusing) friend used the word "mad" as in crazy.
I've never met a crazy snake.
Except for the one that used to visit me in the middle of my dreams asking for ice cream.
I've always questioned his motives. What the would a snake need with ice cream. I mean, come on, they don't even have arms for s sake!!!
Maybe that's why they're so pissed all the time. They're awwwwwngreee because they have no arms to eat their ice cream with.
They wouldn't need arms, you dumb . They could just swallow it whole.
But, ice cream melts my funny little 1/2 gay friend!!!
Ice cream melts!!!!!!
Their tongues are not nearly of substance enough eat all the ice cream before it melts. They need arms to hold the ice cream off the ground and enjoy it at a leisurly pace. Without the arms, they would be forced to eat it off the ground and it would all melt in a matter of seconds.
Use you mind, liberate yourself from ignorance!!
That...that's just....you....God, DAMN IT, peewee!
10m for a bunker? rippoff
just take out the water of ur pool, and flip it upside down, you got ur self a cheap diy bunker
It's funny because they claim and receive tax exempt status as such.
I just see little prigs like Ashbeeeiieieigh as one monkey throwing dung at another monkey's religion. It's kind of funny that they think other people are deluded, when they believe in a virgin birth of a male child (couldn't even be parthenogenesis), raising of the dead (multiple offenses, including himself, allegedly), alchemy (changing water into wine), and the ability to walk on water and replicate food in mass quan ies. That sounds no less ridiculous on the face of it than Xenu coming home to roost.
I remember watching that South Park episode where they "explain" what Scientology is and where it originated from and the whole story behind it. Now that can't be true can it...people don't actually believe that do they...South Park was just making fun right........right....
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