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    Things you never say to Inchworm, aka Stretch,





    * "I've smoked fatter joints than that."
    * "Ahh, it's cute."
    * "I'm sorry."
    * "Who cir cised you?"
    * "Why don't we just cuddle?"
    * "You know they have surgery to fix that."
    * "It's more fun to look at."
    * "Make it dance."
    * "You know... there's a tower in Italy like that."
    * "Wow, and your feet are so big."
    * "My last boyfriend was 4" bigger."
    * "It's OK, we'll work around it."
    * "Is this a mild or a y Slim Jim?"
    * "Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh."
    * (giggle and point)
    * "Can I be honest with you?"
    * "My 8-year-old brother has one like that."
    * "Let me go get my tweezers."
    * "How sweet, you brought incense."
    * "This explains your car."
    * "Maybe if we water it, it'll grow."
    * "Thanks, I needed a toothpick."
    * "Are you one of those pygmies?"
    * "Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?"
    * "All right, a treasure hunt!"
    * "I didn't know they came that small."
    * "Why is God punishing you (or ME for that matter)?"
    * "At least this won't take long."
    * "Let's just stick with your hand."
    * "Do you need a splint to prop that up."
    * "How interesting..."
    * "I never saw one like that before."
    * "But it still works right?"
    * "Do you take steroids?"
    * "I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your ."
    * "Maybe it looks better in natural light."
    * "I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."
    * "Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?"
    * "Let me know when you're done."
    * "Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident."
    * "Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?"
    * "Aww, it's hiding."
    * "Are you cold?"
    * "Is that an optical illusion?"
    * "What is that?"
    * "Does this run in your family?"
    * "I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry."
    * "Were you neutered?"
    * "It's a good thing you have so many other talents."
    * "Does it come with an air pump?"
    * "So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality."
    * "Where are the puppet strings?"
    * "Deep throat? I doubt it'll reach my tongue!"
    * "Your big gun is more like a BB gun."
    * "Can you get this pencil out of me now?"
    * "Do I hang my hat on it?"
    * "Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!"
    * "Don't hold back."
    * "Nevermind, why bother?"
    Wow, you're obsessed with ! Nothing wrong with that of course, this isn't ing Iran, but dude! Spare the rest of us.

  2. #27
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    lake show you remeber when dirk dunked on Yao in the playoffs or when Marbary shook Yao and made him bust his ass I do.
    lol, Nate Robinson posterizing Yao.

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    lol yea. although I won't say much about T-Mac, because he has always been one of my favorite players in the NBA. but yea, hes a fake lakers fan.
    lol, Steve Francis

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    dont waste your time on this dude man. Lakeshow is actually not a lakers fan. he is a pathetic rockets fan who is posing as a lakers fan to simply talk to Spurs and Mavs fans about having more championships. Sad, isn't it?
    The fake fans are the worst. ing cowards need to stop hiding behind other teams.

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    Wow, you're obsessed with ! Nothing wrong with that of course, this isn't ing Iran, but dude! Spare the rest of us.
    Not obsessed, but it is nice to have one. Of course, inchworm wouldnt know about that.

    I spare no one. Especially dumbass Mavs fans!

  6. #31
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    Not obsessed, but it is nice to have one. Of course, inchworm wouldnt know about that.

    I spare no one. Especially dumbass Mavs fans!
    lol, blowing 2-0 leads in the first round

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    The fake fans are the worst. ing cowards need to stop hiding behind other teams.
    Not a spurs fan? You guys are so gullable. I was born and raised in California! I challenge anyone to prove otherwise. I don't know stretch from adam. A californian, not a Lakers fan? unbelievable.

    Never been to Houston In my life!

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    Is there a poster from California in the house?

  9. #34
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    Not a spurs fan? You guys are so gullable. I was born and raised in California! I challenge anyone to prove otherwise. I don't know stretch from adam. A californian, not a Lakers fan? unbelievable.

    Never been to Houston In my life!
    Yes, geography determines fandom 100% of the time. Hence monosylab1k roots for the Cowboys and not the Patriots.

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    Yes, geography determines fandom 100% of the time. Hence monosylab1k roots for the Cowboys and not the Patriots.
    You see that's why I don't like the mavs because of a bunch of kids like you assholes. Yes, I am a Rockets fan and I did post at the FWST, So What? You es determine if someone can be a fan of more than one team? Stretch is all of 16 years of age, and he acts it. He's one of those posters that sits on this board all day, using several alias. Hey Stretch, how many usernames do you have? I bet you have at least 4. I have Grandchildren his age. Notice how he decided to call me a rockets fan because he was owned. To think that I signed up because he was getting his no knowledge ass handed to him by spurs fans. I wouldn't dare try to defend his stupid ass so I came and talked ball. To be honest, I hate the mavs more than I like the Rockets!

    What I am is a fan of the NBA. Lakers are my home team and Ive met Magic and Kareem, I've been to the fabulous forum and watched them practice, due to helping Michael Cooper carry his luggage at LAX when he was dropped off at the wrong Airline. He brought over Nixon and Jamaal to greet me and my partner. One of those moments I will never forget. I worked at LAX, I was there when the FBI came and arrested 30 people for being involved in a racket that stole estimated 7 million dollars a year. I supervised all of the arrestees at one time. Pooh's father has a store down the street from the forum, on Manchester and Market. The forum is on Manchester and Prairie, which is less than a mile down the road. I've eaten at the sizzlers right across the street from the forum often. Further north from the forum there is Daniel Freeman hospital on the left hand side, to the right is the Inglewood Cemetary, where a lot of my family and friends are buried. straight ahead is Centinela Park. South of the forum is Hollywood Park, which is now a casino as well. Everything in my signature is real! I remember the day Magic announced that he was Infected with HIV. I lived thru the Rodney King Riot which started on Florence and Normandie. My father had a body shop on Florence and Western, right down the street from where the riot started. I worked down the street from the Coliseum when the Raiders were in LA, selling parking spaces. I've lived in LA, Inglewood, Gardena, Long Beach, Beverly Hills, Encino, Lynwood, Moreno Valley, Carson and Hawthorne one time in my life and now residing in Diamond Bar. While in El Paso is when I posted with the little idiot. , My name was TEXSUCKS! You think?? Some Mavs fans are so dumb!

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    Or how about the Mavs coming back from losing the first two at home to put the beat down in Game 7? What was the final margin of victory? 37, 38 points?

    40. I remember that like it was yesterday. Mavs had the ball with with about 4 seconds left up 37 and Darrell Armstrong chucked up a 3.

    Biggest game 7 margin of defeat in playoff history.

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    The fake fans are the worst. ing cowards need to stop hiding behind other teams.
    Agreed.

    lol, rockets

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    Not obsessed, but it is nice to have one. Of course, inchworm wouldnt know about that.

    I spare no one. Especially dumbass Mavs fans!
    lol, still stealing insults

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    You see that's why I don't like the mavs because of a bunch of kids like you assholes. Yes, I am a Rockets fan and I did post at the FWST, So What? You es determine if someone can be a fan of more than one team? Stretch is all of 16 years of age, and he acts it. He's one of those posters that sits on this board all day, using several alias. Hey Stretch, how many usernames do you have? I bet you have at least 4. I have Grandchildren his age. Notice how he decided to call me a rockets fan because he was owned. To think that I signed up because he was getting his no knowledge ass handed to him by spurs fans. I wouldn't dare try to defend his stupid ass so I came and talked ball. To be honest, I hate the mavs more than I like the Rockets!

    What I am is a fan of the NBA. Lakers are my home team and Ive met Magic and Kareem, I've been to the fabulous forum and watched them practice, due to helping Michael Cooper carry his luggage at LAX when he was dropped off at the wrong Airline. He brought over Nixon and Jamaal to greet me and my partner. One of those moments I will never forget. I worked at LAX, I was there when the FBI came and arrested 30 people for being involved in a racket that stole estimated 7 million dollars a year. I supervised all of the arrestees at one time. Pooh's father has a store down the street from the forum, on Manchester and Market. The forum is on Manchester and Prairie, which is less than a mile down the road. I've eaten at the sizzlers right across the street from the forum often. Further north from the forum there is Daniel Freeman hospital on the left hand side, to the right is the Inglewood Cemetary, where a lot of my family and friends are buried. straight ahead is Centinela Park. South of the forum is Hollywood Park, which is now a casino as well. Everything in my signature is real! I remember the day Magic announced that he was Infected with HIV. I lived thru the Rodney King Riot which started on Florence and Normandie. My father had a body shop on Florence and Western, right down the street from where the riot started. I worked down the street from the Coliseum when the Raiders were in LA, selling parking spaces. I've lived in LA, Inglewood, Gardena, Long Beach, Beverly Hills, Encino, Lynwood, Moreno Valley, Carson and Hawthorne one time in my life and now residing in Diamond Bar. While in El Paso is when I posted with the little idiot. , My name was TEXSUCKS! You think?? Some Mavs fans are so dumb!
    lol, defensive and full of

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    You see that's why I don't like the mavs because of a bunch of kids like you assholes. Yes, I am a Rockets fan and I did post at the FWST, So What? You es determine if someone can be a fan of more than one team? Stretch is all of 16 years of age, and he acts it. He's one of those posters that sits on this board all day, using several alias. Hey Stretch, how many usernames do you have? I bet you have at least 4. I have Grandchildren his age. Notice how he decided to call me a rockets fan because he was owned. To think that I signed up because he was getting his no knowledge ass handed to him by spurs fans. I wouldn't dare try to defend his stupid ass so I came and talked ball. To be honest, I hate the mavs more than I like the Rockets!

    What I am is a fan of the NBA. Lakers are my home team and Ive met Magic and Kareem, I've been to the fabulous forum and watched them practice, due to helping Michael Cooper carry his luggage at LAX when he was dropped off at the wrong Airline. He brought over Nixon and Jamaal to greet me and my partner. One of those moments I will never forget. I worked at LAX, I was there when the FBI came and arrested 30 people for being involved in a racket that stole estimated 7 million dollars a year. I supervised all of the arrestees at one time. Pooh's father has a store down the street from the forum, on Manchester and Market. The forum is on Manchester and Prairie, which is less than a mile down the road. I've eaten at the sizzlers right across the street from the forum often. Further north from the forum there is Daniel Freeman hospital on the left hand side, to the right is the Inglewood Cemetary, where a lot of my family and friends are buried. straight ahead is Centinela Park. South of the forum is Hollywood Park, which is now a casino as well. Everything in my signature is real! I remember the day Magic announced that he was Infected with HIV. I lived thru the Rodney King Riot which started on Florence and Normandie. My father had a body shop on Florence and Western, right down the street from where the riot started. I worked down the street from the Coliseum when the Raiders were in LA, selling parking spaces. I've lived in LA, Inglewood, Gardena, Long Beach, Beverly Hills, Encino, Lynwood, Moreno Valley, Carson and Hawthorne one time in my life and now residing in Diamond Bar. While in El Paso is when I posted with the little idiot. , My name was TEXSUCKS! You think?? Some Mavs fans are so dumb!
    lol, using Google Maps and Curb Your Enthusiasm to pass oneself off as a native Angeleno

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    That when the Lakers were looking to trade Shaq. Kobe was asked if he would like to have Dirk as a Laker, he said, Dirk? , He then stated emphatically, I don't want to play with Dirk! If Kobe were to go to Dallas with Dirk still there, it would not work anyway. Kobe would treat Dirk like Magic treated Vlade, ACCOUNTABLE!
    Link?

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    lol, defensive and full of
    How many usernames do you have here inchworm?

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    ME Too!

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    lol, using Google Maps and Curb Your Enthusiasm to pass oneself off as a native Angeleno
    Dumbass Mavs fan

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    lol, Rafer Alston

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    Oh, I left out Baldwin Hills, La Brea and Stocker. Right across the street from the Jungle (one way in, one way out). Behind the Baldwin Theatre, down the street from where the Wherehouse was burned down during the riots. Google that!

    Go Rockets!

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    Oh, I left out Baldwin Hills, La Brea and Stocker. Right across the street from the Jungle (one way in, one way out). Behind the Baldwin Theatre, down the street from where the Wherehouse was burned down during the riots. Google that!

    Go Rockets!
    What about Silver Lake? lol, poser

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    What about Silver Lake? lol, poser
    What about Bobby Jones calling Dirkie the softest player in the league?

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