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[Extra Stout]

Hey man don't be jealous because you don't have the intestinal for ude to pull something like this off. If this works, it could be epical.

I think your plan will bring her to tears, partly from her trying to stifle laughter, and partly from the mixture of sadness and pity she will feel, knowing that there is a man out there who would try something so downright gay a full five years after she already shot him down three times.

I see a restraining order in your future.

[jackseven]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_lOuqH9MnPg&feature=related

Listen to this song flow off your computer. This prof doesn't stand a chance.

I'm going to be struttin my ass all the way up that waste of air space.

[jackseven]

I think your plan will bring her to tears, partly from her trying to stifle laughter, and partly from the mixture of sadness and pity she will feel, knowing that there is a man out there who would try something so downright gay a full five years after she already shot him down three times.

I see a restraining order in your future.

You know I probably shouldn't dismiss you. Despite your negativity, I bet you have the experience and mocha intangibles necessary to foresee any pitfalls and landmines, but I already know its a risk.

Being 4'8'' 255 has got to give you the character building lessons necessary to not even flinch when you slide in your number when you hand your cash to the Wal-Mart cashier.

[Extra Stout]

You know I probably shouldn't dismiss you. Despite your negativity, I bet you have the experience and mocha intangibles necessary to foresee any pitfalls and landmines, but I already know its a risk.

Being 4'8'' 255 has got to give you the character building lessons necessary to not even flinch when you slide in your number when you hand your cash to the Wal-Mart cashier.

When was your last date?

[baseline bum]

If it was me, I'd just sit in the front row and lick my eyebrow.

[Extra Stout]

Apply some chrome strips and spinner rims to your '89 Grand Am. Chicks dig men with cool rides.

[tlongII]

Good luck with your plan. You are doomed to catastrophic failure, but good luck anyway.

[jackseven]

When was your last date?

4 1/2 years ago my Aunt set me up with a blind date. I think it was going ok, she gave me her email address and everything. But I emailed her a couple of times and she never replied. I think I wrote it down wrong. Her last name was really long and I couldn't just keep guessing it because I wasn't sure if there was an underscore. Plus it was one of those that ended in random numbers.

[jackseven]

Good luck with your plan. You are doomed to catastrophic failure, but good luck anyway.

I really respect your opinion here. You take a lot of gravy from the other posters and are pretty strong. Maybe you're right. Maybe I shouldn't pursue this.

It could be disasterish.

[Extra Stout]

4 1/2 years ago my Aunt set me up with a blind date. I think it was going ok, she gave me her email address and everything. But I emailed her a couple of times and she never replied. I think I wrote it down wrong. Her last name was really long and I couldn't just keep guessing it because I wasn't sure if there was an underscore. Plus it was one of those that ended in random numbers.

OK, I'm sorry I doubted your suaveness.

[jackseven]

OK, I'm sorry I doubted your suaveness.

I think you are being sarcastic. I don't really feel like anybody has supported my endeavors but Mr. Peabody.

In thinking democratically, I think I'll just call all this off and go back to browsing eharmony and myspace.

Reba McEntire once said the heart is a loney hunter.

It sure is Reba, it sure is.

[pussyface.]

just go to Starbucks with a copy of All The Pretty Horses. that gets chicks like bees to honey. the occasional dude too.

[Extra Stout]

I think you are being sarcastic. I don't really feel like anybody has supported my endeavors but Mr. Peabody.

In thinking democratically, I think I'll just call all this off and go back to browsing eharmony and myspace.

Reba McEntire once said the heart is a loney hunter.

It sure is Reba, it sure is.

To be honest, I can't tell if you're being serious or not. This could be some elaborate form of forum theater. It seems akin to the work of Sacha Baron Cohen.

[Extra Stout]

Have you considered bringing a puppy with you to your next meeting? Chicks like puppies. Kittens too. But she might be allergic.

[jackseven]

Have you considered bringing a puppy with you to your next meeting? Chicks like puppies. Kittens too. But she might be allergic.

This is a fantastic idea. I only have a cat, but a puppy couldn't hurt. I just might do this one. Very transparent, but could work.

Thanks extra!

[jackseven]

What is the best kind of puppy to get?

[Extra Stout]

What is the best kind of puppy to get?

Yellow lab. Definitely. You'll need to purchase a house with a big backyard for the dog to run around in. You should bring up the house, and mention how many bedrooms it has for all the children you are planning on having. Be sure to ask her how many children she wants to have. Very transparent, but she'll get the message.

[Extra Stout]

Rub your crotch and moan while she is talking to you.

[thispego]

ace her in class, study it day and night, memorize it, know it better than she does. act like you're a genius at everything else too and she will want you for your brains.

it's only worth it if she's really hot

this will work

[Extra Stout]

this will work

What if she wants him for his body?

[CuckingFunt]

I bet you have the experience and mocha intangibles

[tlongII]

I really respect your opinion here. You take a lot of gravy from the other posters and are pretty strong. Maybe you're right. Maybe I shouldn't pursue this.

It could be disasterish.

The key is the gravy. That and the biscuits.

[Shelly]

Look man. I ing hate the movie Jerry Maguire. I think it's just Tom Cruise acting like Tom Cruise, like he does in every film he is in. However, there is one redeeming thing about that piece of movie and that's Jerry Cantrell. The guy only had one line in the movie, but it's one of the greatest lines I've ever heard in cinema. It occurs when Maguire is making copies of his treatise and the copy guy played by Cantrell says the following -

"That's how you become great, man. Hang your balls out there."

And that's what you should do. Don't listen to these passive ers telling you not to act. Hang your balls out there man.

Jerry Cantrell was in Jerry Maguire?? I may have to re-watch this just for him!

[Extra Stout]

I don't know what a mocha intangible is. Do you get that by working at Starbucks?

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know what a mocha intangible is. Do you get that by working at Starbucks?

I think it's one of their Barista merit badges.