Bill Russell is an idiot

[Extra Stout]

Here's an analogy.

Let's say that basketball is like the beef industry. The Suns are like going out to eat at McDonald's, while the Spurs are like cooking prime rib au jus at home.

1. McDonald's generates much more revenue for the beef industry than prime rib au jus does.

2. Obese mentally re ed idiots with spittle running down their shirts can understand how to order a McDonald's hamburger, and will enjoy the taste.

3. If an obese mentally re ed idiot tries to prepare prime rib au jus at home, either he will get confused and bored very quickly, or he will burn his house down.

4. Talented chefs understand that prime rib au jus is an example of beef being prepared the way it was meant to be prepared. People with means and with developed palates, who would never be seen in a McDonald's, enjoy prime rib au jus.

This analogy works perfectly, especially where Suns fans would be the obese mentally re ed idiots with spittle running down their shirts. Anyway, McDonald's saves the beef industry by keeping it in business, so that people who know better can enjoy prime rib au jus with reasonable availability.

Similarly, the Suns drum up interest in basketball among casual fans and morons, thus making it possible for Spurs basketball to be more widely distributed for those with superior taste.

[E20]

Here's an analogy.

Let's say that basketball is like the beef industry. The Suns are like going out to eat at McDonald's, while the Spurs are like cooking prime rib au jus at home.

1. McDonald's generates much more revenue for the beef industry than prime rib au jus does.

2. Obese mentally re ed idiots with spittle running down their shirts can understand how to order a McDonald's hamburger, and will enjoy the taste.

3. If an obese mentally re ed idiot tries to prepare prime rib au jus at home, either he will get confused and bored very quickly, or he will burn his house down.

4. Talented chefs understand that prime rib au jus is an example of beef being prepared the way it was meant to be prepared. People with means and with developed palates, who would never be seen in a McDonald's, enjoy prime rib au jus.

This analogy works perfectly, especially where Suns fans would be the obese mentally re ed idiots with spittle running down their shirts. Anyway, McDonald's saves the beef industry by keeping it in business, so that people who know better can enjoy prime rib au jus with reasonable availability.

Similarly, the Suns drum up interest in basketball among casual fans and morons, thus making it possible for Spurs basketball to be more widely distributed for those with superior taste.

So you're saying without McDonalds (the Suns), the NBA (the beef industry) would go down taking the Spurs (Prime Rib) with them. The Spurs owe the Suns a lot. Thank god for the Suns..I mean Mcdonalds.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Here's an analogy.

Let's say that basketball is like the beef industry. The Suns are like going out to eat at McDonald's, while the Spurs are like cooking prime rib au jus at home.

1. McDonald's generates much more revenue for the beef industry than prime rib au jus does.

2. Obese mentally re ed idiots with spittle running down their shirts can understand how to order a McDonald's hamburger, and will enjoy the taste.

3. If an obese mentally re ed idiot tries to prepare prime rib au jus at home, either he will get confused and bored very quickly, or he will burn his house down.

4. Talented chefs understand that prime rib au jus is an example of beef being prepared the way it was meant to be prepared. People with means and with developed palates, who would never be seen in a McDonald's, enjoy prime rib au jus.

This analogy works perfectly, especially where Suns fans would be the obese mentally re ed idiots with spittle running down their shirts. Anyway, McDonald's saves the beef industry by keeping it in business, so that people who know better can enjoy prime rib au jus with reasonable availability.

Similarly, the Suns drum up interest in basketball among casual fans and morons, thus making it possible for Spurs basketball to be more widely distributed for those with superior taste.

Bravo!

[ShoogarBear]

You Mean BILL WALTON not Bill Russell... YOU see How eroneous information get started.. I saw the segment!!

And this thread immediately vaults into the Classic Stage.

[phyzik]

And this thread immediately vaults into the Classic Stage.

ehh, I was drunk when posting. Oh well.

[mavs>spurs2]

ehh, I was drunk when posting. Oh well.

Trying to save face?

[MaNuMaNiAc]

How does one mistake Walton for Russel is beyond me... even if he was drunk. I mean, come on!

[islandmon]

How does one mistake Walton for Russel is beyond me... even if he was drunk. I mean, come on!

Please kids dont do drugs before posting in a serious forum.. To confuse bill walton and bill russell that takes some serious drugs! What a Spurstalk Classic!
Let this be a lesson to all kids... Dont do drugs.. Please

[mikejones99]

Steve Smith was a NBA guard who does not get quoted much anymore

[Spurminator]

Here's an analogy.

Let's say that basketball is like the beef industry. The Suns are like going out to eat at McDonald's, while the Spurs are like cooking prime rib au jus at home.

1. McDonald's generates much more revenue for the beef industry than prime rib au jus does.

2. Obese mentally re ed idiots with spittle running down their shirts can understand how to order a McDonald's hamburger, and will enjoy the taste.

3. If an obese mentally re ed idiot tries to prepare prime rib au jus at home, either he will get confused and bored very quickly, or he will burn his house down.

4. Talented chefs understand that prime rib au jus is an example of beef being prepared the way it was meant to be prepared. People with means and with developed palates, who would never be seen in a McDonald's, enjoy prime rib au jus.

This analogy works perfectly, especially where Suns fans would be the obese mentally re ed idiots with spittle running down their shirts. Anyway, McDonald's saves the beef industry by keeping it in business, so that people who know better can enjoy prime rib au jus with reasonable availability.

Similarly, the Suns drum up interest in basketball among casual fans and morons, thus making it possible for Spurs basketball to be more widely distributed for those with superior taste.

Also, if you put a McDonald's hamburger patty against prime rib au jus in a beef compe ion, well...

[da_suns_fan__]

If your gonna do a food analogy, the Spurs are like a crust of bread and glass of water.

They'll keep you alive, but youre not gonna enjoy it.

[Extra Stout]

If your gonna do a food analogy, the Spurs are like a crust of bread and glass of water.

They'll keep you alive, but youre not gonna enjoy it.

A better food analogy would be grape Kool-Aid vs. Petrus.

If you give a child grape Kool-Aid, he'll think it's yummy. If you give a child Petrus, he'll think it's gross. He won't understand why anybody would ever choose to drink Petrus when he could have grape Kool-Aid.

[ShoogarBear]

A better analogy would be the Suns are .

[DarkReign]

If you give a child grape Kool-Aid, he'll think it's yummy. If you give a child Petrus, he'll think it's gross. He won't understand why anybody would ever choose to drink Petrus when he could have grape Kool-Aid.

^ way better analogy.

Side note: When did the Spurs get labeled as boring? They consistently score well over 100 points, yet can grind out 87-82 victories when need be.

Most boring should really be most versatile. Phoenix either runs and wins or runs and dies. Pistons, well, they arent worth talking about anymore.

The Spurs are the most versatile team in the league. Thats fun to watch.

[703 Spurz]

If your gonna do a food analogy, the Spurs are like a crust of bread and glass of water.

They'll keep you alive, but youre not gonna enjoy it.

U gotten laid recently pal? Is there any chance you did?

[703 Spurz]

^ way better analogy.

Side note: When did the Spurs get labeled as boring? They consistently score well over 100 points, yet can grind out 87-82 victories when need be.

Most boring should really be most versatile. Phoenix either runs and wins or runs and dies. Pistons, well, they arent worth talking about anymore.

The Spurs are the most versatile team in the league. Thats fun to watch.

Lots of folks say they are boring. First they were soft, then dirty. Yet they still know how to win more games then most of the NBA teams.

Touche

[yourcheatinheart]

the spurs are like the that girl took in the video 2girls1cup.com, while the league is the cup holding the in its place. spurs fans are like the girls eating the , spit swapping the , and eventualy throwing up the in each others mouths, because they can't wait to eat up the they just pushed out of thier own ass. the suns are like the background music because it's the most entertaining thing about the movie.

[ShoogarBear]

Thanks to Sun Fan for imparting his basketball knowledge on us all. He certainly deserves all the success his team has brought him.

[Extra Stout]

I would like to clarify that yourcheatinheart is not one of my trolls.

[Leetonidas]

Obsession noted.

*

That's getting really old already. You don't contribute but you're tired ass one liners and a big gay asterisk. Please, for the sake of the forum, never post again.

[Leetonidas]

the spurs are like the that girl took in the video 2girls1cup.com, while the league is the cup holding the in its place. spurs fans are like the girls eating the , spit swapping the , and eventualy throwing up the in each others mouths, because they can't wait to eat up the they just pushed out of thier own ass. the suns are like the background music because it's the most entertaining thing about the movie.

Funny how all the other analogies by Spurs fans are more thought out and clever yet all SunFan can come up with is calling the Spurs .

Lame.

[ShoogarBear]

I would like to clarify that yourcheatinheart is not one of my trolls.

We could tell by the lack of capitalization.

[PoleSmoking]

Diamondbacks couldn't sell out their playoffs...

Spurs couldn't sell out their playoffs either, idiot. Don't try to throw stones out of a glass house, fool. Your comments make Spurs fans look like morons.

[Rummpd]

"If your gonna do a food analogy, the Spurs are like a crust of bread and glass of water.

They'll keep you alive, but youre not gonna enjoy it."

In reality the Spurs are the real thing, a true steak while the Suns are soft and runny and over-hyped kind of like thick crust pizza.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Don't try to throw stones out of a glass house, fool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcwfdFT1ohE

See 2:47.