80. You won't have to see a caveman dribbling a basketball. UGH!!!!!!!!!![]()
81:coze you'd root for the original ones,not the fake version copied by A.J.![]()
80. You won't have to see a caveman dribbling a basketball. UGH!!!!!!!!!![]()
only reason you need.... mouse.
And because only in S.A. could we retire the guys jersey that is going to coach the team that will knock us out of the playoffs. Nice guys indeed.
Last edited by Walter Craparita; 11-22-2007 at 12:06 PM.
Because then you could go troll the Mav boards?
The only reason I need to be a Spurs fan:
Tim Duncan
76. So you don't have to look at Avery Johnson's 94.666667 foot wide open mouth when he talks.
Because that would make you a front-running ?
75. Because nobody will call you NoRingzki
I think you're better off as a Mavs fan.
1. You'll look normal
2. You won't be embarassed by Mark Cuban for the rest of your life (which could be shortened if you remain a Mavs fan, because of all those chokings and subsequent heart attacks)
3. You don't know how winning a championship feels like
4. Spurs regularly beat the Heat
5. Your new team will not fall in the same category as the Yankees
6. Your new team will not be humiliated on TNT
7. Spurs regularly destroy the Warriors
8. Your new team will not use the lame " we met the wrong team, otherwise we would have won the championship" excuse
9. You could bed Eva Longoria; But you don't want to do Cuban...
10. You can make fun of Cuban every single year
11. At the American Airlines Center, you see Steve Nash destroying your defense; at the AT&T Center, you can see him flying to the scorer's table; it's like Cirque Du Soleil, so basically, you get what you pay for.
12. You wouldn't be asking this stupid question...
or No ski![]()
ok, i get out lol![]()
13. You can see Barry kissing David Stern again and again and again.
14. You can see where NBA owners normally sit and how they behave.
15. You can routinely participate in river walk championship parade instead of planning for one (remember Cuban arranged for it with Dallas city officials) and then canceling it later.
A person doesnt need to ask people for reasons to become a fan, he just watches the game, falls in love and becomes a fan.
because Tim Duncan is the Sun and everyone else revolves around him
16 (or 74, i don't know which). you can stop obsessing with the spurs
17 (or 73). the spurs fan forums are better, better and more fans, and the software was written in this decade.
18. Once you become a Spurs fan u will become a wise man/woman and you will be preaching to another innocent (trying to be nice here) guy..
Spurs fans = the movie "Superman"
Mavs fans = the movie "Brokeback Mountain"
#72
The Spurs don't have Jerry Stackhouse
#71........ Mavs hate re ed people and throw old dying ladies at puppies!
mav's fans almost to a man seem to be affected with Napoleonic complex and/or penis envy.
#9 They want to know what it's like to cheer for a winner.
#8 Tired of ending the season in a whimper.
#7 Tired of being the only BB team in Texas to never have won a championship.
#6 They hope that the rest of the nation will no longer think of the mavs as a team of chokers and losers.
#5 They want to know what it's like to have heart.
#4 The regular season championship has suddenly lost it's luster.
#3 They want a championship parade.
#2 They dream of comparing their NBA championship trophy with other one hit wonders like the Rochester and the city of Syracuse.
#1 They aspire to know what it's like to have the lobster instead of settling for crab, but alas they know they can't make chicken salad out of chicken .
[B]71. Tim Duncan
70. Manu Ginobili
69. Tony Parker
68. Bruce Bowen
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