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Thank you flo.........nicely put!!! HA Ofactor choke on that!!
Actually they are slightly different... One is greatest, one is favorite. Not quite the same.
Thank you flo.........nicely put!!! HA Ofactor choke on that!!
No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative," or some like that. You say "no problemo." And if someone comes on to you with an at ude you say "eat me." And if you want to shine them on it's "hasta la vista, baby."
Little Bill Daggett: You just shot an unarmed man.
Bill Munny: He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.
"We all got it coming kid."
Clint Eastwood "Unforgiven"
So, you are obviously the big . The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey got balls. Now, s have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey got balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written down the side of mine...should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... off!
Bullet-Tooth Tony is such a ing bad ass it's not even funny.
"You're not your ing khakis."
"Self-improvement is masturbation."
"Take me to bed or lose me forever!" "Show me the way home, honey!"
"If it wasn't hard everyone would do it. The -hard- is what makes it great."
"I know. I know you can fight. But it's our wits that make us men."
Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow.
Larry Johnson: Sorry.
Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Larry Johnson: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
Foster: All right meow, where were we?
Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
Larry Johnson: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?
Foster: Meow what is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
Foster: Do you see me eating mice?
Foster: You stop laughing right meow!
Larry Johnson: Yes sir.
Foster: Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law.
Foster: Not so funny meow, is it?
Foster: Meow!
SUPER TROOPERS
LLOYD:
I'll tell you where: someplace warm,
a place where the beer flows like
wine, where beautiful women
instinctively flock like the salmon
of Capistrano.
(dramatic PAUSE)
I'm talking about Aspen.
HARRY:
Aspen?
LLOYD:
That's right, Aspen.
HARRY:
I don't know, Lloyd, the French are
assholes.
Yo, Adrian, it's me Rocky.
The entire opening monologue of Full Metal Jacket.
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If I'm going to die for a word. My word is POONTANG
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The movie I have seen 1000 times and still laugh every time at every joke...
Johnny Dangerously.
--Merry Christmas! ter's full!
(personal favorite of all-time)
-- Rudy: "Look, just cut the and get me out of here!"
Feo: "Awww, 'just cut the and get you outta there'."
Rudy: [nods head]
Feo: "What...You think I can just snap my fingers and the door will fly right open?"
Rudy: "Well can't you?"
Feo: "...yes."
"What do you say I... take you home and eat your pussy."
-Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Breedlove: You're just going to have to trust me about this, this one thing. You need a lot of drinks.
Aurora: To break the ice?
Breedlove: To kill the bug that you have up your ass.
-Terms of Endearment
Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
-Dirty Harry
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
Blondie in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Some Pulp Fiction quotes... since I find the movie the most quotable in the history of all cinema.
I used the same in' soap you did and when I finished the towel didn't look like no god damn maxi-pad. -Jules
Oh man, I just shot Marvin in the face. -Vince
Vince: Chill out man, I told you it was an accident, we probably went over a bump or something.
Jules: Man, this car didn't go over no ing bumps!
If you had a pot-belly, I would punch you in it. -Butch
Toluca Lake. It's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten. -The Wolfe
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how ing good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys . I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead n***** in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead N***** Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead N*****Storage?
Jules: No, I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead n***** ain't my ing business, that's why!
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Goodfellas
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