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Feels good to get a win against these pricks. I thought I was going to puke when Terry got the and one. Thank God he choked at the line and got his stuffed by Elson. es.
Feels good to get a win against these pricks. I thought I was going to puke when Terry got the and one. Thank God he choked at the line and got his stuffed by Elson. es.
you need a glass of cranberry juice.
I saw a bunch of Mav fans, a family with little kids, all wearing mav jerseys...
I called them "Losers" on the escalator... then I was promptly hit with an elbow for being rude to little kids....
WTF? I could take them..
Shocking, the Mavs fan gets personal.
if i wanted to get personal i would've said lose some weight you fat .
.... are called markcubanites.
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Being at the game tonight:
Dallas fans and ownership have the biggest case of penis envy for the Spurs franchise. Every timeout, there is a "Mom, don't let your babies grow up to be Spurs fans." video or some gay ass video with Ginobili wearing tights dancing. , even before the game, the gay ass MC went back into the locker room and was talking to Bass and flopped onto the ground trying to "prepare Bass for Ginobili". It's pretty pathetic, but hilarious that they have that much envy of the Spurs.
The 40+ year old man sitting next to me was a Mavs fans and screamed a pitched a fit everytime Manu drove to the basket calling him a "flopping got", "crybaby", and many other derogatory terms I can't remember. He settled in early on calling Duncan "Kobe" because the refs give them every single call.
My girlfriend asked why he was calling Duncan "Kobe" and I told her loudly that I think he might have the 2 best players in the league confused. My GF mentioned that she was glad I didn't get as upset at these games like the guy next to me.
I said, "Well, I get riled up in the playoffs, not the regular season. But hey, the Mavs fans don't have the opportunity in the Playoffs so they gotta do it now. "
Shut him up for a few seconds before he started crying again.
OH MAN! YOU OWNED THE OUT OF THOSE PEOPLE!!! EXPLOSIVE HIGH FIVE TO YOU, SIR!!!
AND AFTER HE STARTED CRYING AGAIN, THEN WHAT DID YOU SAY?? WE'RE DYING TO KNOW. I BET IT WAS SOMETHING BADASS!
such a hata!
dallas fans do indeed suck.
and it was also fun high fiving all the spurs fans leaving the American Airlines Arena this evening.
they don't do this anymore.
it has happened to me on the AAC the few times i've been there...
but anyhow... there is nothing better in the world than going to a classic on the AAC with my Ginobili jersey on... ticket could be a 100 dollars... watch the envy face of the Mavs fans base because of my jersey... priceless...
Yeah or like when Terry bulldozed Tony and the idiots that were right there were yelling and pointing at Tony. Encouraging Terry like he was going to do more.
You guys are hardcore.
Telling a group of people to blow you is not personal.
Dallas fans suck. Proof? even Kori does not give them a special section here.
I've only been to one game at the AAC. It was a pre-season Spurs/Mavs game. I ended up sittin next to a VERY kind Mav-fan couple w/ season tix. When they noticed the gear I was wearing, there was some harmless ribbing, but all in fun.
The Mavs ended up blowing the Spurs out, but not before a Mav fan from about 10 rows back (with irritatingly good aim) threw an open water bottle, half-full of whiskey at me. The couple beside me apologized profusely for them and mentioned that they hoped I'd come back and to not think the worst of EVERY Mav fan.
And to this day, I don't. I've met some idiots in Denton, but meh. Every team has their idiots.
Kori is proof!
No thanks, little man
Besides, I'd be hard-pressed to locate your tiny wee-wee
You Will Suffer Humiliation When The Sports Team From My Area Defeats The Sports Team From Your Area
As you can see from the calendar, the game is coming up this weekend. I'm sure you are as excited for it as I am, as our cities are rivals and have been for quite some time. Your confidence in your team is high, but rest assured, you will suffer humiliation when the sports team from my area defeats the sports team from your area.
On numerous occasions, you have expressed the conviction that your area's sports team will be victorious. I must admit that every time I hear you make this proclamation, I react with both laughter and disbelief. "Ha!" I say to myself with laughter. "What?!" I say to myself in disbelief. How could you believe that your sports team could beat my sports team? It is clear that yours is inferior in every way.
When the sporting contest begins, the players on your team will be treated as though they are inconsequential. It will be remarkably easy for my team to ac ulate more points than yours. There are many reasons for this, starting with the inferior physical attributes of the players representing your area. Strength, speed, and agility are just three of the qualities that the players on the team from your area lack. The players representing my area, on the other hand, have these traits in abundance.
I would not be a bit surprised if the individuals on the team from your area were sexually attracted to members of their own gender. That is how ineffective they are on the field of battle.
Underscoring your team's inferiority is its choice of colors. It is ludicrous to believe that your team's colors inspire either respect or fear. Instead, they appear to have been chosen by someone who is colorblind or, perhaps, bereft of sight altogether. The colors for my team, on the other hand, are aesthetically pleasing when placed in proximity to one another. They are a superior color combination in every way.
While we are on the subject of aesthetics, let us compare the respective facilities in which our teams play. While my team's edifice is blessed with architectural splendor and the most modern of amenities, yours is a thoroughly unpleasant place in which to watch a sporting contest. I know of what I speak, for I once attended a game between our respective teams in your facility. Let's just say the experience left me wishing that my car was inoperable that day due to mechanical problems, rendering it impossible for me to get to your area to attend the game.
If you need another reason why the sporting franchise representing my area is superior, look no further than the supporters for the two sides. Not only are the supporters of the team from my region more spirited, but they are also more intelligent and of finer breeding than you and the rest of your ilk. In addition, the female supporters of the team from my area possess more attractive countenances and figures than yours. Some of the women from my side that I have observed could make a living by posing for pictures for major men's magazines. The women who cheer for your team, I'm afraid, are far too unattractive to do so.
One of the more pathetic aspects of the team from your area is the fact that only people in your immediate area possess an affinity for it. By means of contrast, the team from my area inspires loyalty and affection in individuals who live in many other geographic locations.
To illustrate this point, let me tell a brief story: Recently, I was on vacation in an area of the country far away from my own, and I saw many individuals wearing items of clothing that bore the insignia of my team. I approached one such individual and asked him if he originated from my area. He said no, explaining that he simply liked the team from my area and had for many years. Interestingly enough, during this trip, I saw no clothing or other paraphernalia bearing the insignia of your team.
Do you still doubt that the team from your area is inferior to the one from mine? Just look at our teams' respective histories. In the past, we have defeated you on any number of occasions. Granted, there were times when your team beat my team, but those were lucky flukes.
The day of the game will soon be at hand. And no matter how hard you pray to a higher power or how many foam accoutrements you wear in support of the team from your area, your team will be defeated. We will win and you will lose. This is your fate.
Prepare for humiliation. It shall be upon you at the designated hour
No thanks, little man
Besides, I'd be hard-pressed to locate your tiny wee-wee
Hey, isn't that the point guard that played for the Mavs last night? What's his name? Barea?
You stay dumb, T Pork.
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