2 Texas A&M football players face charges

[Extra Stout]

Texas A&M and Oklahoma State do work together pretty well at times. For example, A&M is a top petroleum engineering school. One of the products that can be refined from petroleum is industrial lubricant. And Oklahoma State needs industrial lubricant on the doorframes of its cheerleaders' dorm rooms so they can get in and out.

[RonMexico]

Texas A&M and Oklahoma State do work together pretty well at times. For example, A&M is a top petroleum engineering school. One of the products that can be refined from petroleum is industrial lubricant. And Oklahoma State needs industrial lubricant on the doorframes of its cheerleaders' dorm rooms so they can get in and out.

You used too many SAT words in that statement. I fear CaptMike might be the only one of us smart enough to understand it.

[Extra Stout]

You used too many SAT words in that statement. I fear CaptMike might be the only one of us smart enough to understand it.

Maybe he could put together one of those analogy questions for us.

[degenerate_gambler]

My mom is hot.

dude...

[RonMexico]

dude...

Mike disappears after long periods of self-ownage.

[MajorMike]

Oh, one of these days he'll crawl out of his bottle long enough to wish scurvy and leprosy on the AD, head coach search committee or whoever is responsible for the basketball team not playing in Barnhill Arena anymore.

Actually, when it take a whole board to try and knock you down and are still unsuccessful, sorta sad.

[samikeyp]

Actually, when it take a whole board to try and knock you down and are still unsuccessful, sorta sad.

Paranoid much?

[MajorMike]

Nope. I am quite secure in my superiority.

[samikeyp]

Then why do you think the whole board is out to get you?

Also, why do you think you are better than everyone else.

Just curious.

[Extra Stout]

Also, why do you think you are better than everyone else.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

CaptMike is an Okie.

That's why.

[Holt's Cat]

I'm still amazed that the internets have made it north of the Red River.

[MajorMike]

Then why do you think the whole board is out to get you?

Also, why do you think you are better than everyone else.

Just curious.

1) most of ya'll have STUPID arguements when you are trying to look cool

2) you have a group mentality of trying to pile on what someone else said without looking to see if it was dumb or not

I'm not better than everyone on the board, just the idiots that have nothing better to do than to try and make themselves feel better about their worthless lives than to bash me. 20-30 personal attacks against me today and the only people I have said anything personal about are jgw and ronnie - because we have history. Otherwise I merely present facts. I rise above and laugh at your petty insults. And hey, if it makes for cool board fodder when there is absolutely nothing going on in college sports, then I'm all down with it. Bring it if you can.

Thus, "Better than you."

I'm actually disappointed no one has brought up Dexter Manley yet. Ya'll are slipping.

[MajorMike]

And my mom is still hot.

[RonMexico]

Typical CaptMike fashion... makes a decently-formed argument and then immediately follows it up with a poorly-timed and unfunny joke.

[samikeyp]

1) most of ya'll have STUPID arguements when you are trying to look cool

2) you have a group mentality of trying to pile on what someone else said without looking to see if it was dumb or not

I'm not better than everyone on the board, just the idiots that have nothing better to do than to try and make themselves feel better about their worthless lives than to bash me. 20-30 personal attacks against me today and the only people I have said anything personal about are jgw and ronnie - because we have history. Otherwise I merely present facts. I rise above and laugh at your petty insults. And hey, if it makes for cool board fodder when there is absolutely nothing going on in college sports, then I'm all down with it. Bring it if you can.

Thus, "Better than you."

I'm actually disappointed no one has brought up Dexter Manley yet. Ya'll are slipping.

While I will agree that this message board has its share of stupid arguments. I disagree about me having a group mentality. Mostly its you vs. Aggie fan. You present some facts but then when people comment on those posts or threads you create, all of a sudden those are "personal attacks". Just because someone may disagree with what you post, doesn't make it personal. Have you been the target of personal attacks? Yes but you have brought some of them on yourself.

And not once have I insulted you. I think you might be seeing some stuff that isn't neccessarily there.

[RonMexico]

Mostly its you vs. Aggie fan.

He'll disagree with this comment and say that it's us vs. poor little CaptMike. He brings this on himself by attacking the Ags everyday... it's been that way since my first post on this message board, so he can't hide behind this pity party anymore.

[MajorMike]

While I will agree that this message board has its share of stupid arguments. I disagree about me having a group mentality. Mostly its you vs. Aggie fan. You present some facts but then when people comment on those posts or threads you create, all of a sudden those are "personal attacks". Just because someone may disagree with what you post, doesn't make it personal. Have you been the target of personal attacks? Yes but you have brought some of them on yourself.

And not once have I insulted you. I think you might be seeing some stuff that isn't neccessarily there.

Ok.... lets follow the timeline here.

1) jgw makes post (0801) about atm saying he wanted to break news before I did.
2) jgw makes t boone post (0845) about him leaving atm.
3) amidst some back and forth banter and after my 'atm is not a blip on my radar' comment, I post a thread (0945) about how atm's campus is one of the nation's ugliest. This is partly to poke fun at everyone who thinks I have an atm fetish and partly to poke fun at jgw and his tangent posts
4) anarchy results and the gates of open

Surely you can see where logic would dictate that watching everyone fall over themselves to insult me can be quite amusing.

[Holt's Cat]

1) Someone starts a thread about how Okie Lite has a dominant shuffleboard program.
2) Someone is ridiculed.
3) Someone proceeds to make an even greater ass out of themselves.

[samikeyp]

Ok.... lets follow the timeline here.

1) jgw makes post (0801) about atm saying he wanted to break news before I did.
2) jgw makes t boone post (0845) about him leaving atm.
3) amidst some back and forth banter and after my 'atm is not a blip on my radar' comment, I post a thread (0945) about how atm's campus is one of the nation's ugliest. This is partly to poke fun at everyone who thinks I have an atm fetish and partly to poke fun at jgw and his tangent posts
4) anarchy results and the gates of open

Surely you can see where logic would dictate that watching everyone fall over themselves to insult me can be quite amusing.

I would agree with 1-3...no doubt jgw has it out for you.

Surely you can see that its a certain few posters and not everyone trying to insult you.

[MajorMike]

1) Someone starts a thread about how Okie Lite has a dominant shuffleboard program.
2) Someone is ridiculed.
3) Someone proceeds to make an even greater ass out of themselves.

Did you know that former Prime Minister of South Korea Duck-Woo Nam is an OSU Alum?

[RonMexico]

Did you know that former Prime Minister of South Korea Duck-Woo Nam is an OSU Alum?

Another fact (true or not) that no one should know or care about.

[MajorMike]

I would agree with 1-3...no doubt jgw has it out for you.

Surely you can see that its a certain few posters and not everyone trying to insult you.

And I never said that it was everyone, did I?

Normally, when I say 'ya'll' and 'board' it means everyone that is reading and or piling on in this thread. Generally the sane posters won't even open the threads after the 4th or 5th bump, so they don't get insulted.

[samikeyp]

And I never said that it was everyone, did I?

Surely you can see where logic would dictate that watching everyone fall over themselves to insult me can be quite amusing.

[RonMexico]

CaptMike is a liar and an idiot.

[Extra Stout]

Cintra Chief Coordinator for Toll Road Projects Rick Perry is an A&M alum.

So there.