Gifts for the hard to buy for

[J.T.]

For those of you that will NEVER find the perfect wife...and she floats too!



Only $12.99!

Why not just mail order someone a wife from Taiwan. Probably cheaper than $13 too.

[ElMuerto]

Post some gifts for the person who has everything, that's hard to buy for, that you hate, whatever.

I'll start with The Casket Calendar with semi-hot chicks.

You'll have to go to the website to see each month, but here's a peak at Miss January with her lovely casket o' the month.

Great gift idea.

[mrsmaalox]

Some things need no explanation

I gave that to my brother a couple of years ago, along with the matching "soap on a rope". He's a firefighter, and he said everyone had a good laugh when he took it in to use at work.

[marini martini]

Why not just mail order someone a wife from Taiwan. Probably cheaper than $13 too.

But think of all that you'd save on food & clothes

[RashoFan]

I seriously want this. http://www.thebeerbelly.com/products.asp

^

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.eatmecrunchy.com/

Sweet. Now I know what to get for 1Parker1.

[SpursWoman]

Sweet. Now I know what to get for 1Parker1.

[sa_butta]

Ipod doc for the bathroom.

$64.99

[ATRAIN]

Ipod doc for the bathroom.

$64.99

I want that lol!!

[sa_butta]

For the golfer

49.99

[sa_butta]

How many times could you have used this???

24.95

Quik Pod Pro Tripod Kit

[Summers]

For the golfer

49.99

That's actually pretty cool!

[Summers]

$7.25 a roll

At least you can paper someone's house with the Christmas spirit!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

At least you can paper someone's house with the Christmas spirit!

Not for $7.25/roll, I'm not.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

http://www.baronbob.com/beerbelt.htm


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At only $14.95 I don't know how you can say no to one of these lovely belts!

[ATRAIN]

http://www.baronbob.com/beerbelt.htm


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At only $14.95 I don't know how you can say no to one of these lovely belts!

too bad it can't keep them cold!!

[Sportcamper]

Tools...

[Shelly]

http://www.baronbob.com/beerbelt.htm


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At only $14.95 I don't know how you can say no to one of these lovely belts!

Crap...and now it won't be a surprise.

[Taco]

Marshmallow Shooter

I want one of these!!!

[Taco]

http://www.baronbob.com/beerbelt.htm


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At only $14.95 I don't know how you can say no to one of these lovely belts!

and one of these!!!

[Kori Ellis]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15670...und-world.html

[Taco]

Handy Poteet man crafts cow dung into ballpoints

http://www.mysanantonio.com/business...s.26afc0e.html

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15670...und-world.html

The hermaphrodite doll! Why, you mean every little girl and boy doesn't own one of these?!!









A couple of my favorites from that article:

A kiddie stripper pole complete with a garter and cash for tipping:




And the ever-popular pee and poo stuffies:

[Silver21_Black20]

[Shelly]

Poop gold glitter for only $425.

If you've got so much money that you're just looking for new ways to waste it, Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid created the Gold Pill for you. It's a pill dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf. You're supposed to eat it "to increase your self-worth." That would be funny if it didn't cost $425 for the joke. Supposedly an added benefit is that it will make your poop sparkle, but no one seems to have proven that part yet (and if you do, please don't send us the pictures). This is either genius social commentary or a brilliant way to bilk rich people out of their money. If Wong's name sounds familiar, it's probably because he also created the $2,000 ccPhone.