What kind of stuff do you guys do to annoy your SO?

[Marklar MM]

just add man to the end of a sentence.

"What you wanna do, man?"

[midgetonadonkey]

She hates when I tell her that she has AIDS.

[The sone]

i also like to stick my finger in her butt and say "chilidog"...

i have no idea why i do this but it really just cracks me up. seriously, just try it.

[Bigzax]

She doesn't know it but I'm constantly doing to entertain myself. Here are a few things that work for me.

I like to stare at her and make her feel incredibly uncomfortable with my gaze and without saying a word I can make her ing melt so fast. Usually I'll get a "What??" and then I just say, "Nothing huh what" and quit staring. Then I'll stare again in about a minute or two.

Another thing I love doing is to stand in a doorway somewhat far away when I know she can see me and I'll have a conversation with her while I have my hand in my pants. I can always see her eyes focus down at my hand and I know it eats her up inside for some reason.

There are other things I do like saying "Warsh" instead of "Wash".

I also say things under my breath (but loud enough for her to hear) about playing with my dogs wiener and ming in his mouth or some other gross like that when the dog and her are near by.

Everytime the phone rings and she goes to answer it I yell "phones ringing" no less than three times and then once again after I see her start the conversation.

I also hump things until she tells me to stop. Not like naked or anything, I just kinda dry hump random objects.

When I'm drunk I like to go into long rants about how The Fat Boys are the greatest rap group ever.

So what kind of stuff do you guys to get a rise out of your SO?

well, you see bishop, i like your dry humping random objex idea...but my kid would be inclined to copy cat and if we have company, that could be either the most entertaining thing in the world (depending on my ed up level) or he most 'awww ' moments. which would mean i haven't had enough to drink/smoke/snort what have you...

i'm not particularly fond of warshing anything, so that's a negative...

and if i'm gonna talk , she's gonna hear it. it's really not a problem unless it's 'that time' when she's emotional and stuff like "can you not sit on my knee anymore" tends to be a buzzkill of some sorts...

when it comes to cold stares, it's more fun at work when people really freak out. it's key not to smile not right away so that they can take your 'i'm a seriously ed up freak and i'm a little mad at you" stare a bit more seriously...

i don't put the hands in the pants thing, so that's one you got me on there.

i reserve that for my private king on the throne time.

as for the phone ringing? she hardly ever hears it, and i'm hardly ever in the mood to actually get up and get it. so that's a draw.

as for the Fat Boys. I don't have to be drunk. But I must say, the disorderlies is a tour de force of comedy. and i know all the lyrics to don't you dog me, down to the ruff, ruff, ruff,...ruff ruffs...

great thread!!!