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  1. #26
    Believe. Sam the Snowman's Avatar
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    So was Bill!

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    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    Anyway I told the man I had his phone and I could use a six pack of beer and he said very well where do you live. and he comes by to get the phone but no beer?

    What kind of lowlife would re-nigg on a six pack for finding a 365.00 dollar cell phone?
    probably the kind that's afraid of walking into a Dateline-style trap.

  3. #28
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    I'm being serious
    Dude you have a picture of a milkshake talking to an oder of French fires in a swimming pool!

    at least turn off your sigs if you want to all of a sudden pull out the "I'm being serious" card!

  4. #29
    Believe. BillClinton's Avatar
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    BJ's are great it's the skank who doesn't wash their clothes that can get you.

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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    This one chick locked her keys in her car at the gas station. So this dude was able to unlock it with a slim jim after she had been waiting for the locksmith to come. She was so happy and hugged him and thanked him. The whole time I was thinking "give the dude and blow job" Why can't blow jobs be customary for such heroics. Are there any chicks out there that have done this?

    They should be offered at least hahahah

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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    Your old school you would offer a 12 pack!
    Very true and I would have asked what brand of beer they preferred too.

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    Dude you have a picture of a milkshake talking to an oder of French fires in a swimming pool!

    at least turn off your sigs if you want to all of a sudden pull out the "I'm being serious" card!
    so you don't think thats an option for helping a chick out. She seemed like a "party" chick

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    Fan Since 1973 Twisted_Dawg's Avatar
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    This one chick locked her keys in her car at the gas station. So this dude was able to unlock it with a slim jim after she had been waiting for the locksmith to come. She was so happy and hugged him and thanked him. The whole time I was thinking "give the dude and blow job" Why can't blow jobs be customary for such heroics. Are there any chicks out there that have done this?
    ...At the very least a hand job.

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    Fan Since 1973 Twisted_Dawg's Avatar
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    I found this Motorola PEBL U6 Red Cell Phone that cost 365.00 dollars and I called one of the numbers on the phone and some dude from India that works at USAA answered and he told me he will call the original owner.

    Anyway I told the man I had his phone and I could use a six pack of beer and he said very well where do you live. and he comes by to get the phone but no beer?

    What kind of lowlife would re-nigg on a six pack for finding a 365.00 dollar cell phone?


    http://www.novatechgadgets.com/mopeu6redcep.html

    Was that guy that answered the phone that same Indian dude on here called USAA EMPLOYEE???

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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    ...At the very least a hand job.
    true. I was just pumping gas and thinking to myself. yeah cool you gave him 10 hugs already but if you really want to show him your thankful .........

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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    true. I was just pumping gas and thinking to myself. yeah cool you gave him 10 hugs already but if you really want to show him your thankful .........

    Guess she wasn't THAT grateful lol

  12. #37
    Don't stop believin' Dex's Avatar
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    Buying alcohol for minors is illegal.

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    Buying alcohol for minors is illegal.
    But watching them take their tops off while downing a beer Bong and filming it is legit?


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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    But watching them take their tops off while downing a beer Bong and filming it is legit?

    how do they get around that?

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    Believe. USA Employee's Avatar
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    Was that guy that answered the phone that same Indian dude on here called USAA EMPLOYEE???
    In my country we do not reward those who give back what is not theirs.
    You silly Americans with your pointless traditions really make me laugh out very loud.

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    Don't stop believin' Dex's Avatar
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    But watching them take their tops off while downing a beer Bong and filming it is legit?

    It's like a nature do entary.

    You don't interfere. You just capture reality.

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    Beware of the Voices Bigzax's Avatar
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    I found this Motorola PEBL U6 Red Cell Phone that cost 365.00 dollars and I called one of the numbers on the phone and some dude from India that works at USAA answered and he told me he will call the original owner.

    Anyway I told the man I had his phone and I could use a six pack of beer and he said very well where do you live. and he comes by to get the phone but no beer?

    What kind of lowlife would re-nigg on a six pack for finding a 365.00 dollar cell phone?


    http://www.novatechgadgets.com/mopeu6redcep.html



    if there was a deal in place, you been done wrong. you should have told him to watch out if that red dot on his forhead starts coming from a laser beam...

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    This one chick locked her keys in her car at the gas station. So this dude was able to unlock it with a slim jim after she had been waiting for the locksmith to come. She was so happy and hugged him and thanked him. The whole time I was thinking "give the dude and blow job" Why can't blow jobs be customary for such heroics. Are there any chicks out there that have done this?
    Well when you think about it, a six pack costs what? about $7? And a BJ costs nothing but a few seconds of your time. Definitely requires consideration!

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    Well when you think about it, a six pack costs what? about $7? And a BJ costs nothing but a few seconds of your time. Definitely requires consideration!
    Or to make it a better experience, a bj with an altoid.

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Or to make it a better experience, a bj with an altoid.
    I don't know about that. Altoids cost way too much.

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    I found a phone in the HEB parking lot a couple of weeks ago.

    I saw that it had a missed call from "mom", so I called "mom" back and told her I'd leave the phone with the HEB office.

    I need all the good karma i can get.

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    Believe.
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    Well when you think about it, a six pack costs what? about $7? And a BJ costs nothing but a few seconds of your time. Definitely requires consideration!

    I'm not sure who's you been sucking that only requires a few seconds of your time but if your really that good like you say then call me next time you lock your keys in the car, .......lost cat, .....rake the leaves,.....clogged drain,...........pencil needs sharpening.............

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    Believe. Sam the Snowman's Avatar
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    I found a phone in the HEB parking lot a couple of weeks ago.

    I saw that it had a missed call from "mom", so I called "mom" back and told her I'd leave the phone with the HEB office.

    I need all the good karma i can get.
    What kind of Karma do you think you should receive? Are you saying if you lose something you hope someone else does the same? or have things been real bad lately and you could really use some good luck?
    Either way, I hope it comes soon!

  24. #49
    Don't drink the Watah! Smackie Chan's Avatar
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    probably the kind that's afraid of walking into a Dateline-style trap.
    ^ rack!

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    I'm not sure who's you been sucking that only requires a few seconds of your time but if your really that good like you say then call me next time you lock your keys in the car, .......lost cat, .....rake the leaves,.....clogged drain,...........pencil needs sharpening.............

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