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  1. #26
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    It's a bit blasphemous comparing a mere mortal to God. May he strike you down.
    How is it blasphemous to say that God is greater than an idiot like you? Or would this be better?

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  2. #27
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    What you should do is pray to him to finally bring you and your team an NBA Championship. But like I said, God is a Spurs fan, so don't hold your breath.

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    Up next for Dallas: Golden State (NBA TV) and Miami (ESPN).

    Dallas will looking for a trade after this week.

  4. #29
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    What you should do is pray to him to finally bring you and your team an NBA Championship. But like I said, God is a Spurs fan, so don't hold your breath.
    Actually, if you truly read the bible, you would know that God is not someone who listens to prayers for nonsense and personal, unnecessary gain such as that.

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    How is it blasphemous to say that God is greater than an idiot like you? Or would this be better?

    God>>> You.
    Hey buddy, I wholeheartedly agree, God is better than me. He is still a Spurs fan.

  6. #31
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    Actually, if you truly read the bible, you would know that God is not someone who listens to prayers for nonsense and personal, unnecessary gain such as that.
    Then who the else are you supposed to pray for your Mavericks to finally win it all?

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    Then who the else are you supposed to pray for your Mavericks to finally win it all?
    Why do you care?

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    True.

  9. #34
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    Then who the else are you supposed to pray for your Mavericks to finally win it all?
    Either they win, or they don't. Simple as that.

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    Either they won, or they don't. Simple as that.
    Fate.

  11. #36
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    Or perhaps the better team in each game just wins.

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    Or perhaps the better team in each game just wins.
    True.

  13. #38
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    Hey buddy, I wholeheartedly agree, God is better than me. He is still a Spurs fan.
    I think it is more blasphemous to say that God is a Spurs fan, than to say that he is greater than you.

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    Anyways, if you ever want to experience the euphoria of winning it all, become a Spurs fan, because we have at least 2 more coming our way. Why? Because GOD IS A SPURS FAN.

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    Anyways, if you ever want to experience the euphoria of winning it all, become a Spurs fan, because we have at least 2 more coming our way. Why? Because GOD IS A SPURS FAN.
    Lemme get this straight... so whatever team God is a fan of, that team wins NBA les?

    With that logic, why haven't the Spurs won a le every year they have been around?

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    At least we have 4, every other year be damned. 4 is better than none. Tell that to Suns fans also, Mavericks fan.

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    God's son plays for the Grizzlies, so unless he is bandwagon, that would make him a Grizzly fan.


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    Lemme get this straight... so whatever team God is a fan of, that team wins NBA les?

    With that logic, why haven't the Spurs won a le every year they have been around?
    He can't give it to us every year, thats showing favoritism. Then everyone else will catch on to what God is up to.

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    So, he isn't a Spurs fan.

  20. #45
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    He can't give it to us every year, thats showing favoritism. Then everyone else will catch on to what God is up to.
    That is the absolute worst logic I have ever heard.

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    That is the absolute worst logic I have ever heard.

    I just re-read that for an extra laugh.

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    I am pretty sure he is, but he has a soft spot in his heart for the Miami Heat and Detroit Pistons.

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    That is the absolute worst logic I have ever heard.
    Oh, so this was supposed to be a serious thread? I apologize, I was just having a little bit of fun.

  24. #49
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    I am pretty sure he is, but he has a soft spot in his heart for the Miami Heat and Detroit Pistons.
    What about the Lakers, Bulls, Rockets, Celtics, 76ers, and all the other teams that have won an NBA le?

    Now are you calling God a bandwagonner?

    What the is the matter with you?

  25. #50
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    Oh, so this was supposed to be a serious thread? I apologize, I was just having a little bit of fun.
    The funny thing is that you thought you were actually being funny, when in reality, you weren't funny at all.

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