tlong and Shoog and Chopper

[Shelly]

All I see is a picture of a Muse Cube?

What does Mrs. JimCS50 have to say about this???

[BacktoBasics]

I can't see any pic

[ShoogarBear]

So, the other question on everyone's mind: fake or real?

Looking at the fishnet pic, I'm thinking fake.

[Jimcs50]

No problem.



Seriously, hire her. No harm in some eye candy. Her pose in that pic worries me a little bit...kind of has that "Fatal Attraction" look in her eye. Might want to check her criminal record.

I already have plenty of eye candy around here, and I am afraid that my other girls will be petty and jealous, and we will have some friction. This happens a lot when you work with 10 women, believe me.

I think I will go with the not so attractive more experienced one......

well......maybe


still deciding.

[Sportcamper]

If that gal is 5’ 9” and all of those parts are real then she weighs at least 165 lbs….In any case She looks like a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen…

Hire a woman over 40…Preferably one that is not very attractive & appreciates a professional work environment…

[E20]

The le should be:

Tlong, Shoog, and Chopper.

Not:

Tlong and shoog and chopper.

That's just horrible grammar.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I actually like this pic a lot better.

I think you've made your decision.

[Jimcs50]

So, the other question on everyone's mind: fake or real?

Looking at the fishnet pic, I'm thinking fake.

I concur....fake as Trump's hair.

[Shelly]

Question...will your other employees think she was hired based on her looks? Wimmen can be catty, ya know.

[ShoogarBear]

I already have plenty of eye candy around here, and I am afraid that my other girls will be petty and jealous, and we will have some friction. This happens a lot when you work with 10 women, believe me.

Obviously there already has been some friction involving you.

I think I will go with the not so attractive more experienced one......

well......maybe


still deciding.

Pussy.

[Jimcs50]

The e should be:

Tlong, Shoog, and Chopper.

Not:

Tlong and shoog and chopper.

That's just horrible grammar.

That was because I edited it afterwards. Chopper was feeling left out, and justly so.

[Shelly]

Question...will your other employees think she was hired based on her looks? Wimmen can be catty, ya know.

oops...you already answered before I posted this.

Nevermind.

[E20]

That was because I edited it afterwards. Chopper was feeling left out, and justly so.

I can't believe someone actually read that post.

[Slomo]

Ok Slomo, I respect your opinion, I will take it under advisement.

PS.

She looks better in person.

Of the four photos on her website that one is probably the worst. If she looks better in person than she looks in the photo with the white shirt, I then retract my previous post

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I already have plenty of eye candy around here, and I am afraid that my other girls will be petty and jealous, and we will have some friction. This happens a lot when you work with 10 women, believe me.

I think I will go with the not so attractive more experienced one......

well......maybe


still deciding.

There are 13 women in my office, and believe me, nothing says "office moral" like throwing a sexy young 20-something into the mix.

Hire the attractive one on a part-time basis...see how she does...and then you can always let her go if all breaks loose.

[Slomo]

I actually like this pic a lot better.

Yes, I can see why Jim would ask for your advice

[ShoogarBear]

There are 13 women in my office, and believe me, nothing says "office moral" like throwing a sexy young 20-something into the mix.

She's 31, so therefore this won't be a problem.

Hire the attractive one on a part-time basis...see how she does...and then you can always let her go if all breaks loose.

With no residual damage at all.

[Jimcs50]

oops...you already answered before I posted this.

Nevermind.

S y, I think I will just send her to your husband's office to apply...I think he needs some help too, right?

[ShoogarBear]

I agree about Chopper's pic choice. Nice gams. You would need to redesign the hygienists' uniforms.

[Jimcs50]

Of the four photos on her website that one is probably the worst. If she looks better in person than she looks in the photo with the white shirt, I then retract my previous post

You mean this one?

[Slomo]

I agree about Chopper's pic choice. Nice gams. You would need to redesign the hygienists' uniforms.

C'mon what are friends for? I'm sure we can come up with a design pretty quickly.

[Slomo]

You mean this one?

Yes, because you can see her face. Although Ed already identified the best one.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

She's 31, so therefore this won't be a problem.

With no residual damage at all.

31? Even better.


Part-time employees are great. Because their hours are not guaranteed you can cut there shifts down to such an unreasonable number of hours that they have no choice but to resign, thus alleviating all that bersome paperwork involved in actually firing someone.

[ShoogarBear]

You mean this one?

Isn't that how she came to the interview?

[Shelly]

S y, I think I will just send her to your husband's office to apply...I think he needs some help too, right?

Eff that, she can come to my house and be my personal assistant.

And I still don't see no stinking pictures!