If you could time travel back in time

[exstatic]

I would time travel a couple of a couple months back and win the ing lottery jackpots over and over and over and over and over.

Tru dat. Just go to the drawing immediately before a big winner for Mega Millions or Powerball and pick the right numbers. That poor bas in WV would probably thank you for doing it. He's the one carries tens of thousands in cash, got drugged and rolled at a ty bar, had his truck broken into and lost 100K, and had a granddaughter OD and die after he gave all of his relatives money. Oh, and his wife left him. Taking his money would actually be a good deed.

[florige]

Tru dat. Just go to the drawing immediately before a big winner for Mega Millions or Powerball and pick the right numbers. That poor bas in WV would probably thank you for doing it. He's the one carries tens of thousands in cash, got drugged and rolled at a ty bar, had his truck broken into and lost 100K, and had a granddaughter OD and die after he gave all of his relatives money. Oh, and his wife left him. Taking his money would actually be a good deed.

Geez talk about a string of bad fortune after taking the money. I wondered how his life was before he got rich....

[Twisted_Dawg]

I'd go back to Nov. 22, 1963 and take a picture of that er in the grassy knoll and end that debate once and for all.

[Twisted_Dawg]

The Microsoft idea is an excellent one.

I'd also go back to May 22, 2006, and tell Manu, "DON'T ING FOUL"!!!!!!

I thought Pop told him that?

[Cry Havoc]

The Microsoft idea is an excellent one.

I'd also go back to May 22, 2006, and tell Manu, "DON'T ING FOUL"!!!!!!

That was my birthday. Some present from Manu that year.

[florige]

I'd go back to Nov. 22, 1963 and take a picture of that er in the grassy knoll and end that debate once and for all.

Alot of good ones here!

[T Park]

Another one,

Warn Robert Kennedy not to walk into that dark room alone, and to let the secret service go ahead of him.

[ShoogarBear]

Geez talk about a string of bad fortune after taking the money. I wondered how his life was before he got rich....

Actually that dude was a relatively well-off businessman before that happened.

[ShoogarBear]

I'd go back to Nov. 22, 1963 and take a picture of that er in the grassy knoll and end that debate once and for all.

Oh, man. Winner.

[Supreme_Being]

I'd go back with my modern telescope and use it in front of Galileo and I'd throw a big ing apple to Isaac Newton's nuts.

[Man of Steel]

I'd go back and get the woman of my dreams...

[exstatic]

Actually that dude was a relatively well-off businessman before that happened.

Yeah, I had always thought he was some brain dead hick until I read a retrospective last year. I think he was worth like $18M before he hit the Powerball. I guess carrying briefcases full of cash is just how they do bidness in The WV.

[FromWayDowntown]

I'd grab my Sports Almanac with the result of every sporting event listed in it and then I'd start betting on games and races and be proclaimed "The Luckiest Man on Earth." With my substantial winnings, I'd build a giant casino and bribe police and local government until everything around my casino became a giant slum.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

The 'Sports Almanac'. Son of a stole my idea! He must have been listening when I... It's my fault! The whole thing's my fault. If I hadn't have boughten that damn book, then none of this would have ever happened.

[Das Texan]

go back in time to the late 1800s, buy a whole load of land in north, southeast or south Texas and then reap the oil and gas rewards to this day.

[tlongII]

I'd go back about 80 million years to the late Cretaceous so I could check out T-Rex and Triceratops. Hopefully I could come back and tell all of the Creationists they are full of .

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I would go back to Superbowl XXXVI and tell the Patriots to start Bledsoe and trade Brady to the Cowboys.

[exstatic]

The whole "sports almanac" thing takes a lot of time, bets, and some starting capital, and is likely to draw Sicilian attention and violence.

[ShoogarBear]

I'd go back about 80 million years to the late Cretaceous so I could check out T-Rex and Triceratops. Hopefully I could come back and tell all of the Creationists they are full of .

And probably sample a little dino poontang while you're there . . .

[Sunshine]

Or, I could grow a beard and tell everbody that I'm the real Jesus. I'd give all the same prophetic stuff but I'd skip out on the whole dying bit. And, I'd make sure everyone knew that I banged Mary Magdalene.

A lot of people think Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene.

[Hemotivo]

[Hemotivo]

If you could time travel back in time
To any year, which would it be and why?

[FromWayDowntown]

The whole "sports almanac" thing takes a lot of time, bets, and some starting capital, and is likely to draw Sicilian attention and violence.

Well, then I guess I'd go back to the Old West and settle down as a blacksmith in some small town.

[1Parker1]

Well, then I guess I'd go back to the Old West and settle down as a blacksmith in some small town.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Well, then I guess I'd go back to the Old West and settle down as a blacksmith in some small town.