Dane Cook

[T Park]

Hes absolutely horrible.

[ploto]

Demetri Martin is better.

love him

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I love him.
Along with Demetri Martin, Daniel Tosh, and, the best, Kyle Cease.

[TheTruth]

Demetri Martin is better.

his comedy central show was hilarious.

[Jimcs50]

Went to see him at the Toyota Center, the place was packed to the rafters, and he was the only act...he made tons of money, he had everyone laughing their asses off, he had groupies by the stage wanting to his brains out, he has made out with Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba and Juliette Binoche in movies.....yeah he sucks.

[johngateswhiteley]

Went to see him at the Toyota Center, the place was packed to the rafters, and he was the only act...he made tons of money, he had everyone laughing their asses off, he had groupies by the stage wanting to his brains out, he has made out with Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba and Juliette Binoche in movies.....yeah he sucks.

thats my point, its basically all guys in here (i think) that say he sucks. i think most females out there think he is hilarious and hot. at least thats what i usually notice...and i'm sure some guys think he is funny too.

when his vicious circle was on HBO i watched it for a bit and noticed almost all the yelling and laughing was high pitched.

[midgetonadonkey]

He isn't funny at all. I'd rather watch Margaret Cho, Sinbad, and Pauly Shore before I'd watch that dumb ing white boy.

[King]

Sinbad is pretty damn funny, actually.

[Mavschick]

Brian Regan > Dane Cook.

ht_p://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A194vDpXzyA&feature=related

[Xolotl]

Mitch Hedburg was funny as , I think Dane is overrated too I don't know how he's gotten such a push with so many great comics out there Brian Regan, Demetri Martin for example

Hey Mono whats show was the impression of Dane Cook from that bit was spot on

[SAtown]

Mitch Hedberg >>>>> Dane Cook

QFT. Mitch Hedberg never gets old.

[pussyface]

did anyone see his hbo series called "tourgasm."

he toured around with other comedians, and went from town to town not drinking and instead doing things like playing mini golf and go kart racing.

one of his guys was a frequent crier who became offended when one of the comedians talked about porn, which was against his morals.

...most people just know it as the worst show ever on HBO, but it was fantastic unintentional comedy.

dane cook is about as edgy as oprah winfrey

[Whisky Dog]

I liked his Burger King bit about the drive thru...

WHOPPER NO ONIONS!!!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

"Where are the ... jokes?" wrote Rolling Stone. "How can any comedian get this famous with no jokes?"

Easy, just take material from Rogan and Louis CK and call it your own.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Demetri Martin is better.

If by better, you mean also unbearably not funny, then yes, he's better.

Do a Youtube search on John Caparulo and when you're done laughing your ass off, get back to me.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Cook told jokes at the Sunset Strip comedy club for 7 hours ... insiders say he just held the microphone, ripped off Louis CK for a couple of hours, talked about something boring, grabbed his crotch, then yelled really loud letting the audience know where and when they should laugh.

http://current.com/items/88805324_da...straight_hours

Talk about a slow death.

[oligarchy]

Dane Cook "blows," but Mitch Hedberg is a comic genius? Please. Stephen Wright part 2, and it wasn't funny the first time around. Lame ass jokes. I'm not saying Dane Cook is a genius by any stretch of the imagination, but at least he has some funny bits, not lame non-sequiturs. Glad he isn't around to kill my ears with his slow, dead-pan delivery.

[johngateswhiteley]

Dave Chappelle is the best, imo.

[Jimcs50]

Again, look at the bank accounts of all these so-called better comedians and compare to Dane's....and get back to me.

[monosylab1k]

Again, look at the bank accounts of all these so-called better comedians and compare to Dane's....and get back to me.

HBO would give Chris Rock all of Dane Cook's lifetime earnings and double it just for one new hour-long special. Dane Cook's biggest hit show isn't 1/10th as popular or as respected as Chris Rock's "Bring The Pain".

And Dave Chappelle is so gangsta he gave back a $50 million contract for "artistic integrity".

So you can take your low-brow Dane Cook love and shove it up your ass.

Dane Cook is lucky that there's such a dearth of good standup comics these days that his brand of "humor" is passable.

[johngateswhiteley]

Again, look at the bank accounts of all these so-called better comedians and compare to Dane's....and get back to me.

b/c that means Dane is a better comedian? do you live in the U.S.? ...doesn't seem so. ever heard of american idol or any of these other piece of , no talent, time wasting, laziness inducing, brain rotting, unintelligent, scripted, sucking shows?

[monosylab1k]

I love guys like Rock, Chappelle, Hedberg, and so on, but the best standup comic right now is David Cross.

[slayermin]

I like Lewis Black. He cracks me up every time I see his act.

[Jimcs50]

I like Lewis Black. He cracks me up every time I see his act.

He is one of my favs by far

[Jimcs50]

b/c that means Dane is a better comedian? do you live in the U.S.? ...doesn't seem so. ever heard of american idol or any of these other piece of , no talent, time wasting, laziness inducing, brain rotting, unintelligent, scripted, sucking shows?

Unless, I am mistaken, you get into showbusiness to be successful, yes??? If you are staring in 4 movies and you sell out every venue in your concerts, then I'd say, Dane could care less what you people think, in your little poll.

Again, he made out with Jessica Alba..... loooooo??????