Mexican Restaurant on the news?

[T Park]

Everytime I see that I think of the chubby dude in Superbad

[johnsmith]

No Mexican place in Stone Oak is that good.

ing Whiteys!

Yeah, everyone knows that for it to be GOOD mexican food you need bars on windows, dead animals in the parking lot, guys selling stolen Cd's during your meal, a fat fruit cup lady walking from table to table, and has to be run by a gold toothed having Mexican lady on the south end of town.

[katyon6th]

Yeah, everyone knows that for it to be GOOD mexican food you need bars on windows, dead animals in the parking lot, guys selling stolen Cd's during your meal, a fat fruit cup lady walking from table to table, and has to be run by a gold toothed having Mexican lady on the south end of town.

And you have to order your food in Spanish. Otherwise, you're ed.

[johnsmith]

And you have to order your food in Spanish. Otherwise, you're ed.

Correct. You also have to purchase those Coke's in a bottle that for some reason are "Mexican Coke's" and have like 25% more sugar and for some reason can only be found at these types of establishments.

[PEP]

Correct. You also have to purchase those Coke's in a bottle that for some reason are "Mexican Coke's" and have like 25% more sugar and for some reason can only be found at these types of establishments.

Incorrect, you can also get them at HEB. I just purchased 4 from the HEB off of Grissom/Tezel.

[Extra Stout]

Correct. You also have to purchase those Coke's in a bottle that for some reason are "Mexican Coke's" and have like 25% more sugar and for some reason can only be found at these types of establishments.

They have cane sugar in them, instead of high-fructose corn poison. They are a delicacy among non-inbred white people.

[BonnerDynasty]

I like my corn poison tyvm.

[El Guapo]

me gusta la pinche mariposa!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Heads up... there's an update on this story tonight on KSAT.

[Shelly]

JB, what do you do for KSAT?

Are you gonna give Jesse Degollado a run for her money?

[BonnerDynasty]

It's funny how its only the unattractive women complaining about this place (on the T.V.)

I'm not saying....I'm just saying.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I heard a story tonight that a woman might or might not have been beating up her husband or boyfriend outside of there earlier today.

[marini martini]

I heard a story tonight that a woman might or might not have been beating up her husband or boyfriend outside of their earlier today.

Ooooooops, that was me

Got me there

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

JB, what do you do for KSAT?

Are you gonna give Jesse Degollado a run for her money?

Somebody told me I should give on-air a try again... but right now, I'm content working as the News Editor for KSAT.com.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Since PakiDan is perusing this thread, I figure I should post last night's story.

http://www.ksat.com/news/15228525/detail.html

[PakiDan]

Since PakiDan is perusing this thread, I figure I should post last night's story.

http://www.ksat.com/news/15228525/detail.html

Ahhh JB - you know me so well. Thanks!

[peewee's lovechild]

They have cane sugar in them, instead of high-fructose corn poison. They are a delicacy among non-inbred white people.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Update on some possible expanding definitions of a sexually-oriented business coming at 5.

http://www.ksat.com/news/15237457/detail.html

[midgetonadonkey]

What's this places address? I wanna go before it's closed down.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What's this places address? I wanna go before it's closed down.

Read the story.

[ChumpDumper]

The food must really suck.

Beats hooking though.

[midgetonadonkey]

Read the story.

I didn't really feel like reading.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I didn't really feel like reading.

Didn't then? So you do now?

Great. Go read.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

When I watched that first video one thing kept crossing my mind...



















Huevos rancheros for only $2.99??!!! That's hawt!!

























* cue 70's porn music *

[bigzak25]

the place ain't too bad. salsa verde is on the table and goes good with the carne guisada tacos which were okay. the jukebox is always playing. it's a chorizo fest in there, so go in expecting to see all guys sitting around and most likely the ones that built your house. the waitresses are hit and miss. ours had a back tat and was a bit too thick.

there were a couple of flacitas that were nice looking though. me and pops didn't get any 'personal' service, but the waitresses did sit with a couple guys and the girls shake their money maker a little bit if a song they like comes on. i'm sure if you flash a 5 spot or something, you'd get a tableside show...

pops said he went again later that day, as i think he goes quite a bit, and that his buddy said one of the gals was not wearing underpants! another gnome victim.

i didn't ask if they had beer, but i think they close early, like 2 or 3pm, so as to prevent late night puro westside shenanigans.

p.s. i had a regular coke.